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May 26, 2011 @ 03:50 PM
stephantitanic

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Two winters ago my cousin's friend started giving me I wanna fuck vibes, sendin me sexts and shit... she's a dancer so when she walk her ass cheeks fold like fresh linen, ridiculous.

So along comes my cousins bday party, and this dumb broad brings her boyfriend, so I'm thinkin fuck it Ill get mine elsewhere. Turns out dood cant get hard or sum laughable condition like that. so I swoop in and take his bitch. She's like 5'0 maybe less (Certified midget, Swag cool), so I can maneuver her, and she sexy flexible. So I'm doing me, and next thing you know this chicks like 'Gimme an atomic bomb.'
I had no idea what this is, so I ask, and this chick tell me she would like me to piss in her vagina, put my hand over the hole and hold it in sadsuprised

After I finish, I leave no goodbyes. Then I steal her soft ass boyfriends shoes and leave.

Anybody had any weird request along those lines?

Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 04:27 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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that can't be healthy for her. That also means you had to go raw. You prolly caught something b.
May 26, 2011 @ 04:29 PM
Dropbeatsnotbo

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Lool did u do it ♥♥♥♥♥?
May 26, 2011 @ 04:31 PM
Pantic

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Location: cold north

Please tell me you did it.
Man i wish some bitch would ask me that.
May 26, 2011 @ 04:33 PM
Brosef

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...cool
May 26, 2011 @ 04:35 PM
ACTiON FUNKENSTEiN

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Maybe her boyfriend can't get hard because she always asks him to piss in her pussy or some crazy shit.
May 26, 2011 @ 04:36 PM
SEToverSet

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lmao at you stealing the shoes.
May 26, 2011 @ 04:41 PM
stephantitanic

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Yall know my nasty ass stuck it out smile,
besides everyone knows young black ♥♥♥♥♥s are immune to STDs

Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 04:49 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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Maybe her boyfriend can't get hard because she always asks him to piss in her pussy or some crazy shit.


LOL word. Son got asked to piss in her on the first time. Imagine the crazy ish she be asking her man. Nig can't even get hard cuz he has flash backs of 30" dildos, doo doo smearing, and surgical tubing.


Yall know my nasty ass stuck it out smile,
besides everyone knows young black ♥♥♥♥♥s are immune to STDs


LMAO tell that to Africa's aids epidemic.
May 26, 2011 @ 04:50 PM
motherland

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Location: detroit

how can you piss while you fucking?
May 26, 2011 @ 04:54 PM
stephantitanic

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I clearly stopped mushing... but uve never pissed after waking up? its the same shit, new toilet

Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 05:02 PM
motherland

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Location: detroit

not the same at all



i cant pis on command
May 26, 2011 @ 05:07 PM
stephantitanic

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suprised werd? Your life is an endless shit hole

I was 10 beers into the night tho

Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 05:11 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

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Who the fuck can just stop mid stroke and piss on command? That bitch was weird butbprops for taking another ♥♥♥♥♥s bitch + shoes.
May 26, 2011 @ 05:13 PM
stephantitanic

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Wait none of u ♥♥♥♥♥s can just urinate?

Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 05:16 PM
DBCEE

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DAMN! Thats some raunchy shit, the most bitches ever ask me for is the usual spanking, hair pulling and chokingrazz
May 26, 2011 @ 05:18 PM
SFCA

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lmao

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

May 26, 2011 @ 05:22 PM
cuddlestheshee

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Location: Fallbrook CA

yeah. nipple biting, hair pulling, and choking..

you talking bout pussy pissin covering.. what the fuck man.
May 26, 2011 @ 05:25 PM
SFCA

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yea f'real this ♥♥♥♥♥ jumped hella levels of kinkyness with this shit lmao im dyin

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

May 26, 2011 @ 05:26 PM
stephantitanic

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yeah. nipple biting, hair pulling, and choking..

you talking bout pussy pissin covering.. what the fuck man.


Greens not a good colour on u bruh

and i guess shes just a wild one... wouldnt let me pull hair or anythin tho Diamond i guess some kinky chicks have standards

Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 05:33 PM
giorgio19

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What I dont understand is why u felt the need to steal the ♥♥♥♥♥s shoes after fucking his girl lol
May 26, 2011 @ 05:38 PM
shonenfan4

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yo that pissing shit is just nasty and weird...
May 26, 2011 @ 05:39 PM
stephantitanic

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hahah iunno man, but some how he found out i might have taken them so he hit me up on facebook lol
funny shit

Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 05:41 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

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DAMN! Thats some raunchy shit, the most bitches ever ask me for is the usual spanking, hair pulling and chokingrazz


LOL I don't need to be asked. That's mandatory.
May 26, 2011 @ 05:48 PM
Dropbeatsnotbo

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yo that pissing shit is just nasty and weird...


LOL mad cuz dude pissed in yo girl and made you walk home barefooted
May 26, 2011 @ 05:49 PM
xVILLN

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Location: LA

DAMN! Thats some raunchy shit, the most bitches ever ask me for is the usual spanking, hair pulling and chokingrazz


This,plus the occasional creampie request.

http://illestxvillian.tumblr.com/

May 26, 2011 @ 06:14 PM
shonenfan4

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LOL mad cuz dude pissed in yo girl and made you walk home barefooted


confused
May 26, 2011 @ 06:24 PM
DriFit

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pics of girl?
May 26, 2011 @ 06:58 PM
stephantitanic

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Location: London

dont have her facebook anymore lol, i been defriended

Edit:



Odon.

May 26, 2011 @ 07:08 PM
motherland

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were u tha first black dude she fuked?


maybe she was tryna impress


like "yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im a super grimey white piece of shit slut, piss in my love canal niqqer"

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