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May 25, 2011 @ 10:25 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

So I'm smoking a cij on the corner of my old apartments, straight chillin.

I see this broad walking her dog, approaching me from the distance.

This bitch had a fucking sweater on her dog and it was summer tizzime.... to make it worse, she even had shoes on nephew...

Needless to say, I was pissed.

I wanted to do something, but no words could accomplish the frustration I held from within...

Idk why, but something told me to do something drastic, transcending what the common standard for normal is.

I see her getting closer... and closer... and closer....

She gets within 15 feet from me. I turn around so that back is facing her and my front side is concealed from vision.

I listen diligently for the sound of foot steps, and when I hear her within feet from me,,

BOOM!!!!

I turn around with my cocc totally exposed steez; a cruel and sinister smirk occupying my face. No snake out the draws swag... I'm talking boxers pulled down, balwz chilling with the environment swag... both hands behind my bacc, cij in mouth.

Needless to say she was appalled...

SO how about you niccas? Anyone ever pull their cocc out on a random brizzoad?
May 25, 2011 @ 10:32 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

Too trill and ape takin over doe

http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

May 25, 2011 @ 10:34 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

Aye one time i took a shit naked and my momma walked in and saw my meat and shit

http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

May 25, 2011 @ 10:37 PM
Axraexl

Post: 3190

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Isolation

Tryin too hard

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

May 25, 2011 @ 10:40 PM
Shoutbox

Post: 918

Join Date: Feb 2010

i pull my cocc out in dressing rooms nd rub it on the handles and bench and everything. wsup
May 25, 2011 @ 10:50 PM
ulkgood

Post: 1691

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: San Diego,CA

Tryin too hard


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May 25, 2011 @ 10:58 PM
TwiggyDig

Post: 2416

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bronx, New York / Lo...

Tryin too hard


lol'd. truf doe.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs
May 25, 2011 @ 10:58 PM
Rizal

Post: 1832

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Sauga

Tryin too hard


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May 25, 2011 @ 11:00 PM
Alexlude

Post: 467

Join Date: Oct 2010

this shitz funny tho.. WTF

... balwz chilling with the environment swag...
May 25, 2011 @ 11:00 PM
KoreanJesus

Post: 1441

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: $NYC$

i did that one time when i was in 1st grade.
I took this girl under the slide, we sat down, and i just pulled my pants down to my ankles. then i got on one knee and it was like dead smack in front of her nose, she dipped out like pietro
funny thing is i think shes lesbian now lol
turnt that bitch out coolcool
May 26, 2011 @ 12:03 AM
xVILLN

Post: 6305

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: LA



a cruel and sinister smirk occupying my face



http://illestxvillian.tumblr.com/

May 26, 2011 @ 12:07 AM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6244

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking

this shitz funny tho.. WTF

... balwz chilling with the environment swag...


This. Whether or not the shit is true is irrelevant. Shit made me lol.
May 26, 2011 @ 03:06 AM
mr mcgibblets

Post: 2179

Join Date: Nov 2010

I stopped trying to explain a lot of things to Hypebeast. Sometimes they just dont believe that people are so different from them. I 100% believe it, and its not even that crazy or out of character for him. He pulls his dick out and pisses on the floor at mcdonalds and walmart.



"YEAH!!WE WANT TO PARTY WITH HIM!!"

btw thats the last time i google image search frat brothers.sad
May 26, 2011 @ 03:10 AM
Blunted at birth.

Post: 634

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Greater Los Angeles...

I stopped trying to explain a lot of things to Hypebeast. Sometimes they just dont believe that people are so different from them. I 100% believe it, and its not even that crazy or out of character for him. He pulls his dick out and pisses on the floor at mcdonalds and walmart.


LOL


but still trying too hard.
May 26, 2011 @ 07:36 AM
memes

Post: 45

Join Date: Jul 2009

I like to think I play it pretty loose with my cocc, never pulled it out on a random brizzoad though
May 26, 2011 @ 01:47 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

Tryin too hard

Nah... it was actually easy.. I was wearing basketball shorts, so pulling them down was a snap..

Wasn't hard at all.
May 26, 2011 @ 01:48 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

i did that one time when i was in 1st grade.
I took this girl under the slide, we sat down, and i just pulled my pants down to my ankles. then i got on one knee and it was like dead smack in front of her nose, she dipped out like pietro
funny thing is i think shes lesbian now lol
turnt that bitch out coolcool

lol I did something similar in second grade... it was holloween and only reason why i remember that was because I mooned some chick in my class and she told my teacher... i got suspended and my mom wouldn't let me go out trick-er-treating...

instead, she forced me to watch scary movies and TV specials about ghosts and shit..

Was the scariest night of my life
May 26, 2011 @ 02:02 PM
Pantic

Post: 3762

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

Not completely random, met this girl at a party. Heard she was real easy from some of my boys so i figured i would go for it.

Talked abit to her, and later on i was in a room with her and a homie talking, i start leading the conversation towards the more perverted subjects. Somewhere in there i ask her if she was afraid of showing me her pussy.

She just said that she wouldn't because me and my homie was gonna tell on her. Now at this point i knew she was an easy kill, so i told my boy to get out the room and i just pulled out my dick. Told her it was her move and we ended up fucking.
The sex was terrible, but whatever >sad
May 26, 2011 @ 02:20 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

Not completely random, met this girl at a party. Heard she was real easy from some of my boys so i figured i would go for it.

Talked abit to her, and later on i was in a room with her and a homie talking, i start leading the conversation towards the more perverted subjects. Somewhere in there i ask her if she was afraid of showing me her pussy.

She just said that she wouldn't because me and my homie was gonna tell on her. Now at this point i knew she was an easy kill, so i told my boy to get out the room and i just pulled out my dick. Told her it was her move and we ended up fucking.
The sex was terrible, but whatever >sad

lol I can definitely see that shit happening... especially after that "your gonna tell someone" haha...

did she start succing it when you hung brain?
May 26, 2011 @ 02:50 PM
yungm

Post: 2093

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Bay Area

sometimes i wonder if some ♥♥♥♥♥s do ths shit just so they could have a story to tell to hypebeast confused

are some of you really that low? confused

your mom failed you guys
May 26, 2011 @ 02:51 PM
MADVILLAIN

Post: 373

Join Date: Dec 2010

Tryin too hard


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May 26, 2011 @ 03:15 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

sometimes i wonder if some ♥♥♥♥♥s do ths shit just so they could have a story to tell to hypebeast confused

are some of you really that low? confused

your mom failed you guys

how is that low?

you hold bitches hands dont you!
May 26, 2011 @ 03:51 PM
HEAD HONCHO

Post: 781

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: LBC

^i like holding bitches hands. but i aint no simp tho. just keeping it trill
May 26, 2011 @ 04:04 PM
mr mcgibblets

Post: 2179

Join Date: Nov 2010

if youre out of hs and still holding hands then you gay.
May 26, 2011 @ 04:19 PM
Pantic

Post: 3762

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

lol I can definitely see that shit happening... especially after that "your gonna tell someone" haha...

did she start succing it when you hung brain?


Nah, i was lying down on a bed and she was standing up. Just took her pants off right there, flashing her pussy. I swear this girl had no shame. Never been with a girl that wasn't a little conscious about her body, she would strut her assymetrical breasts all over the place in full lighting and i doubt she even knew my last name by then.

It was real terrible sex tho, she rode me like her mind was focused solely on breaking my dick razz
May 26, 2011 @ 04:26 PM
Dropbeatsnotbo

Post: 94

Join Date: Aug 2008

haha you HB ♥♥♥♥♥s never cease to amaze me
May 26, 2011 @ 05:32 PM
HELLA.

Post: 843

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: where we say hella.

if youre out of hs and still holding hands then you gay.


this.
May 26, 2011 @ 06:35 PM
modernmischief

Post: 2480

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

Made me lol,but your not about that life forreal
May 26, 2011 @ 06:39 PM
soap

Post: 2151

Join Date: Aug 2006

lol threeaaaddddddddd
May 26, 2011 @ 09:06 PM
Ransom.B

Post: 18

Join Date: May 2011

i did that one time when i was in 1st grade.
I took this girl under the slide, we sat down, and i just pulled my pants down to my ankles. Then i got on one knee and it was like dead smack in front of her nose, she dipped out like pietro
funny thing is i think shes lesbian now lol
turnt that bitch out coolcool


looooool

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