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May 24, 2011 @ 07:07 PM
Alexlude

Post: 467

Join Date: Oct 2010

when she was pushin' ur head down to eat her cooch, u shoulda stuck 3 fingers together licked 'em up and start bangin' that shit harrrrrd while you kept suckin' on her tittaaays... that woulda stopped her from pushing your head down so harrd.. hahaha LOL
May 24, 2011 @ 07:09 PM
sharky

Post: 1228

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: gta


I finally break out and yell at her "I DONT PLAY THAT SHIT!!!!" and jump back in the bed, turn to my side so that my back is facing her and ignore her.

a couple minutes pass and she says, "What are you talking about, what did I do?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!!!"


lol i'm fucking dying
May 24, 2011 @ 07:11 PM
modernmischief

Post: 2479

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

Looool im done



Sounds like a fun night to me,if she wasnt stanky or hairy,then you shoulda just broke her off.
May 24, 2011 @ 07:12 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

I finally break out and yell at her "I DONT PLAY THAT SHIT!!!!" and jump back in the bed, turn to my side so that my back is facing her and ignore her.

a couple minutes pass and she says, "What are you talking about, what did I do?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!!!"


lmao cmon son you bitchmade

you softer than wet toilet paper, b

cmon son you know how gay you sound fam

you sound like a little 14 year old girl who afraid to lost dat virginity because she doesn't want to be put on a facebook truth page that she a smut and shit

cmon son how you gon straight up turn around and be like "i don't like coochie" and shit

cmon son you coulda been like "i aint tryna eat no broad pussy tonight shawty"

and resumed messing around

but nah homie you went full bitchmade talkin bout how you more than just a pretty face and camel lips and shit fam

you took an L with this one fam

http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

May 24, 2011 @ 07:13 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010



i wish they would let me put the gif form as my avy

http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

May 24, 2011 @ 07:15 PM
jerad

Post: 656

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: Seattle

hahahahahahahahaha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥aaaaaaa
May 24, 2011 @ 07:16 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

tbh you softer than baby erections if you let a bitch get her john cena on and shit if she forcing you to eat some snootchie

http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

May 24, 2011 @ 07:16 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

lmao cmon son you bitchmade

you softer than wet toilet paper, b

cmon son you know how gay you sound fam

you sound like a little 14 year old girl who afraid to lost dat virginity because she doesn't want to be put on a facebook truth page that she a smut and shit

cmon son how you gon straight up turn around and be like "i don't like coochie" and shit

cmon son you coulda been like "i aint tryna eat no broad pussy tonight shawty"

and resumed messing around

but nah homie you went full bitchmade talkin bout how you more than just a pretty face and camel lips and shit fam

you took an L with this one fam

fo sho, b.

since i don't each pussy... that's more pussy for you to eat, right?

enjoy that shit, i hear it tastes like fish, bruv. if you asain, you'll prolly luh dat ish
May 24, 2011 @ 07:18 PM
hentai

Post: 4751

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

10/10, would read again.

http://hentaiwarlord.tumblr.com http://instagram.com/hentaiwarlord

May 24, 2011 @ 07:18 PM
Beaner

Post: 628

Join Date: Mar 2009

lmao ape is the best poster
May 24, 2011 @ 07:18 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

^ Lol, forreal.

Always make sure your bitch is cleaned up before you go down there. Shit's like garbage island.

sometimes you take it straight to the car doe, b...

obviously the best scenario would be to throw that bitch in a shower and make sure she fresh and clean..

but life isn't that simple, and there are a lot of variables when it comes to spontaneous - unplanned sex, and there are gonna be a few times when da pussy is gonna have an odor to it that you don't really fancy.
May 24, 2011 @ 07:22 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

fo sho, b.

since i don't each pussy... that's more pussy for you to eat, right?

enjoy that shit, i hear it tastes like fish, bruv. if you asain, you'll prolly luh dat ish


nah son that shit taste like skin

like lick your arm b

aint even that scary doe

asian ♥♥♥♥♥s prolly eat coochie doe cuz it aint like dem ♥♥♥♥♥s satisfying wit da meat, nawmsayin

i only ate one bitch coochie in my lifetime fam

i was scared b

but i told bitch i aint down wit eating sweat forests and shit

i told bitch if it fonky im chompin

http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

May 24, 2011 @ 08:24 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6244

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking

This whole thread had me in tears lol. I've only eaten only girl and that was only because I actually loved the bitch. I can see why you wouldn't want to, I don't like tht shit either and prolly won't ever do it again.
May 24, 2011 @ 08:28 PM
*ER!C

Post: 2493

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Queens, NY

lmao cmon son you bitchmade

you softer than wet toilet paper, b

cmon son you know how gay you sound fam

you sound like a little 14 year old girl who afraid to lost dat virginity because she doesn't want to be put on a facebook truth page that she a smut and shit

cmon son how you gon straight up turn around and be like "i don't like coochie" and shit

cmon son you coulda been like "i aint tryna eat no broad pussy tonight shawty"

and resumed messing around

but nah homie you went full bitchmade talkin bout how you more than just a pretty face and camel lips and shit fam

you took an L with this one fam

lullzzzzz
May 24, 2011 @ 08:33 PM
soap

Post: 2151

Join Date: Aug 2006

so fucking *dead*
May 24, 2011 @ 08:37 PM
rocka

Post: 2551

Join Date: Jul 2009

LOLOLOLOLOL

Dude fucking body builder women if she is pushing your head down like that.
May 24, 2011 @ 08:39 PM
A.B.Y.S.S.

Post: 1937

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Hypemore,Beastland

too trill's got a strong contender for post of the year with this 1. this story/subject no matter how you respond is too funny. i ain't gone lie i ate the puss, girl was a lesbian. the first time she said i was good to go, the second time wasnt drunk & she s***ted on my skills.
May 24, 2011 @ 09:38 PM
mrfunnni

Post: 234

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: OC, CA

LOL, this shit is hilarious.

haha fag

May 24, 2011 @ 09:39 PM
mrfunnni

Post: 234

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: OC, CA



this is when i knew you were fucked.

haha fag

May 24, 2011 @ 09:40 PM
BHP

Post: 537

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: LA

LOL, quoted from a guy I know "Some girls taste like fish, but some girls taste like frosted cake".

InternetEnlightenment.tumblr.com → Accessory Rack

May 24, 2011 @ 09:43 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2513

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

Funny story Trill

Buffalo Bills till I die.

May 24, 2011 @ 09:54 PM
chemist.

Post: 794

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Toronto, ON

Best thread of 2011.
I'm dead and buried right now. shiiiit

http://trillosopher.tumblr.com

May 24, 2011 @ 09:59 PM
mr mcgibblets

Post: 2179

Join Date: Nov 2010

"lmao, after several minutes tryna act dumb like she didn't know what i was talking about, this bitch knew she was caught and I guess as to compensate for it, decided to start sucking my dick."

kid was sexually assaulted then got his dick sucked.cool
May 24, 2011 @ 10:16 PM
Moises Arias

Post: 1968

Join Date: Mar 2011

lmao dude said "I dont play that shit" and turned his back on her.

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

May 24, 2011 @ 10:35 PM
GucciTarantino

Post: 863

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Atlanta

When i pictured this shit in my head , *dead*
May 24, 2011 @ 10:40 PM
KoreanJesus

Post: 1441

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: $NYC$

lol you got raped my ♥♥♥♥♥
May 24, 2011 @ 10:42 PM
livestok

Post: 1942

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: canada, dirty gully...

tbh you softer than baby erections if you let a bitch get her john cena on and shit if she forcing you to eat some snootchie


hahahahhahahah
May 24, 2011 @ 10:45 PM
Pik'Nick

Post: 113

Join Date: May 2011

I was dead when you said you turned your back to her and ignored her.
LMAO you was all in his feelings and shit, catching an attitude. Did you fold your arms too?
May 24, 2011 @ 10:48 PM
Doobie

Post: 567

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: United States

this dude has the best stories
keep em coming cool

While there's life there is hope, only the dead have none.

May 24, 2011 @ 10:52 PM
Anacondoom

Post: 209

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: Bermuda Square

shoulda dick slapped her

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