Ever Had A Bitch Try And Force You To Eat Her Out?

May 24, 2011 @ 19:07:46
when she was pushin' ur head down to eat her cooch, u shoulda stuck 3 fingers together licked 'em up and start bangin' that shit harrrrrd while you kept suckin' on her tittaaays... that woulda stopped her from pushing your head down so harrd.. hahaha LOL
May 24, 2011 @ 19:09:48
Originally posted by Inactive User
I finally break out and yell at her "I DONT PLAY THAT SHIT!!!!" and jump back in the bed, turn to my side so that my back is facing her and ignore her.

a couple minutes pass and she says, "What are you talking about, what did I do?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!!!"


lol i'm fucking dying
May 24, 2011 @ 19:11:31
Looool im done

Sounds like a fun night to me,if she wasnt stanky or hairy,then you shoulda just broke her off.
May 24, 2011 @ 19:12:18
Originally posted by Inactive User
I finally break out and yell at her "I DONT PLAY THAT SHIT!!!!" and jump back in the bed, turn to my side so that my back is facing her and ignore her.

a couple minutes pass and she says, "What are you talking about, what did I do?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!!!"


lmao cmon son you bitchmade

you softer than wet toilet paper, b

cmon son you know how gay you sound fam

you sound like a little 14 year old girl who afraid to lost dat virginity because she doesn't want to be put on a facebook truth page that she a smut and shit

cmon son how you gon straight up turn around and be like "i don't like coochie" and shit

cmon son you coulda been like "i aint tryna eat no broad pussy tonight shawty"

and resumed messing around

but nah homie you went full bitchmade talkin bout how you more than just a pretty face and camel lips and shit fam

you took an L with this one fam
May 24, 2011 @ 19:13:22


i wish they would let me put the gif form as my avy
May 24, 2011 @ 19:15:18
hahahahahahahahaha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥aaaaaaa
May 24, 2011 @ 19:16:01
tbh you softer than baby erections if you let a bitch get her john cena on and shit if she forcing you to eat some snootchie
May 24, 2011 @ 19:16:32
lmao cmon son you bitchmade

you softer than wet toilet paper, b

cmon son you know how gay you sound fam

you sound like a little 14 year old girl who afraid to lost dat virginity because she doesn't want to be put on a facebook truth page that she a smut and shit

cmon son how you gon straight up turn around and be like "i don't like coochie" and shit

cmon son you coulda been like "i aint tryna eat no broad pussy tonight shawty"

and resumed messing around

but nah homie you went full bitchmade talkin bout how you more than just a pretty face and camel lips and shit fam

you took an L with this one fam

fo sho, b.

since i don't each pussy... that's more pussy for you to eat, right?

enjoy that shit, i hear it tastes like fish, bruv. if you asain, you'll prolly luh dat ish
May 24, 2011 @ 19:18:04
10/10, would read again.
May 24, 2011 @ 19:18:07
lmao ape is the best poster
May 24, 2011 @ 19:18:52
^ Lol, forreal.

Always make sure your bitch is cleaned up before you go down there. Shit's like garbage island.

sometimes you take it straight to the car doe, b...

obviously the best scenario would be to throw that bitch in a shower and make sure she fresh and clean..

but life isn't that simple, and there are a lot of variables when it comes to spontaneous - unplanned sex, and there are gonna be a few times when da pussy is gonna have an odor to it that you don't really fancy.
May 24, 2011 @ 19:22:54
Originally posted by Inactive User
fo sho, b.

since i don't each pussy... that's more pussy for you to eat, right?

enjoy that shit, i hear it tastes like fish, bruv. if you asain, you'll prolly luh dat ish


nah son that shit taste like skin

like lick your arm b

aint even that scary doe

asian ♥♥♥♥♥s prolly eat coochie doe cuz it aint like dem ♥♥♥♥♥s satisfying wit da meat, nawmsayin

i only ate one bitch coochie in my lifetime fam

i was scared b

but i told bitch i aint down wit eating sweat forests and shit

i told bitch if it fonky im chompin
May 24, 2011 @ 20:24:07
This whole thread had me in tears lol. I've only eaten only girl and that was only because I actually loved the bitch. I can see why you wouldn't want to, I don't like tht shit either and prolly won't ever do it again.
May 24, 2011 @ 20:28:08
lmao cmon son you bitchmade

you softer than wet toilet paper, b

cmon son you know how gay you sound fam

you sound like a little 14 year old girl who afraid to lost dat virginity because she doesn't want to be put on a facebook truth page that she a smut and shit

cmon son how you gon straight up turn around and be like "i don't like coochie" and shit

cmon son you coulda been like "i aint tryna eat no broad pussy tonight shawty"

and resumed messing around

but nah homie you went full bitchmade talkin bout how you more than just a pretty face and camel lips and shit fam

you took an L with this one fam

lullzzzzz
May 24, 2011 @ 20:33:20
so fucking *dead*

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May 24, 2011 @ 20:37:59
LOLOLOLOLOL

Dude fucking body builder women if she is pushing your head down like that.
May 24, 2011 @ 20:39:26
too trill's got a strong contender for post of the year with this 1. this story/subject no matter how you respond is too funny. i ain't gone lie i ate the puss, girl was a lesbian. the first time she said i was good to go, the second time wasnt drunk & she s***ted on my skills.
May 24, 2011 @ 21:38:02
LOL, this shit is hilarious.

haha fag

May 24, 2011 @ 21:39:46
[QUOTE= For an hour its just her moving around back and forth keeping a nicca up intill i finally give in and grab her pussy.

this is when i knew you were fucked.

haha fag

May 24, 2011 @ 21:40:51
LOL, quoted from a guy I know "Some girls taste like fish, but some girls taste like frosted cake".

InternetEnlightenment.tumblr.com → KoFax

May 24, 2011 @ 21:43:23
Funny story Trill

Buffalo Bills till I die.

May 24, 2011 @ 21:54:37
Best thread of 2011.
I'm dead and buried right now. shiiiit
May 24, 2011 @ 21:59:29
"lmao, after several minutes tryna act dumb like she didn't know what i was talking about, this bitch knew she was caught and I guess as to compensate for it, decided to start sucking my dick."

kid was sexually assaulted then got his dick sucked.smokeyface
May 24, 2011 @ 22:16:05
lmao dude said "I dont play that shit" and turned his back on her.

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

May 24, 2011 @ 22:35:24
When i pictured this shit in my head , *dead*
May 24, 2011 @ 22:40:53
lol you got raped my ♥♥♥♥♥
May 24, 2011 @ 22:42:58
tbh you softer than baby erections if you let a bitch get her john cena on and shit if she forcing you to eat some snootchie


hahahahhahahah
May 24, 2011 @ 22:45:44
I was dead when you said you turned your back to her and ignored her.
LMAO you was all in his feelings and shit, catching an attitude. Did you fold your arms too?
May 24, 2011 @ 22:48:27
this dude has the best stories
keep em coming smokeyface

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