Things That You Have Stolen???

I stole a watch from a party once, sold it on ebay for $3,000 to some guy in Singapore. Turned out the watch was fake.

I know how to take off those security sensors on clothes and shit too, so for a minute I was selling 501's for $15-20 to da homies.

Probably my most Ocean's 11 moment was when I attended the party of some bitch i knew from high school. Hero can vouch for this shit too, because he was there and aided me as a look out.

Niccas are drunk bullshitting around and shit, I go inside to the living room... see this Wii just chillin dere with made games and accessories, tell hero to look out... un-plug it, and slowly put the system and parts under the car of this bitches driveway (had to think quick and had few options).

I call the homie, he scoops us up, i drop the system off at my pad and we go back to the party..

THIS IS WHERE I REALLY HIT HER HARD.

Me and Hero spend the night. In the morning, i go through her fridge and make breakfast and shit, get my eggs and bacon on.. and this bitch is talking about going to the beach. So im like, fo sho... there's gonna be an empty house, ima steal some more shit. so right when everyone is leaving her house to go to the beach, i go back and unlock the back door.

The car is packed. Hero goes with them to get dropped off and i walk home since i lived close. Hero texts me letting me know where they're at and when he says its good to go... i skateboard to this bitches house with a back pack this time, hop the back yard, walk in and steal this bitches laptop computer, digital camera, the rest of the wii games, and a few other things... and then sell all that shit a week later.


Funny thing was, the bitch i stole from sucked mine and hero's dick... and then me and hero got our dicks sucked by her friend... so she was a really good fucking host.

what have you guy's stolen? and how?

damn eric lost some points...stealing over the internet = cool. stealing from parties = faggish.

Everyone has taken something that wasn't there's before.

Stealing is stealing.

But if im gonna steal, its not gonna be some snicker bars or beer (although i have done both)... its gonna be laptops and gaming consoles and watches.

What have you stolen ShedLo? Or are you going to act like you never done that beefo?

You a simp for stealing from people smh.

I steal from companies. You just bitch ♥♥♥♥♥. NO MORALS.

Lol u stole from a party and went out of your way to do it again, shut up

damn. your a fuckin savage

Morals are subjective, nuff said.

Lol @ stealing from companies... who run companies? People...

You can justify your sins and think that what you do is less sinful of another's misdoings.

But, you'd just be a hypocrite... nah mean, playa?

Not cool at all to steal from parties, cheap piece of shit

this.

stealing from parties and even someone you knew? that's no Ocean 11, that's just plain fucked up.

Stealing 6 copies of Black Ops from a big company such as Treyarch =/= Stealing electronics from an average person's house.

I know I'm goin' to hell, idgaf, but I'm not stealing personal property from a perr/elderly/child for my own gain. Straight scum shit what you doing.

I stole a watch from a party once, sold it on ebay for $3,000 to some guy in Singapore. Turned out the watch was fake.

I know how to take off those security sensors on clothes and shit too, so for a minute I was selling 501's for $15-20 to da homies.

Probably my most Ocean's 11 moment was when I attended the party of some bitch i knew from high school. Hero can vouch for this shit too, because he was there and aided me as a look out.

Niccas are drunk bullshitting around and shit, I go inside to the living room... see this Wii just chillin dere with made games and accessories, tell hero to look out... un-plug it, and slowly put the system and parts under the car of this bitches driveway (had to think quick and had few options).

I call the homie, he scoops us up, i drop the system off at my pad and we go back to the party..

THIS IS WHERE I REALLY HIT HER HARD.

Me and Hero spend the night. In the morning, i go through her fridge and make breakfast and shit, get my eggs and bacon on.. and this bitch is talking about going to the beach. So im like, fo sho... there's gonna be an empty house, ima steal some more shit. so right when everyone is leaving her house to go to the beach, i go back and unlock the back door.

The car is packed. Hero goes with them to get dropped off and i walk home since i lived close. Hero texts me letting me know where they're at and when he says its good to go... i skateboard to this bitches house with a back pack this time, hop the back yard, walk in and steal this bitches laptop computer, digital camera, the rest of the wii games, and a few other things... and then sell all that shit a week later.


Funny thing was, the bitch i stole from sucked mine and hero's dick... and then me and hero got our dicks sucked by her friend... so she was a really good fucking host.

what have you guy's stolen? and how?

you mean a bigger piece of shit than me. I used to steal shit too when i was young/dumb. but never from someone i knew and had trust in me.