May 23, 2011 @ 12:11 AM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

the only reason your not taking it seriously is because you have adopted the mindset of not taking it too seriously. its the only thing keeping you from taking it seriously.
May 23, 2011 @ 07:04 AM
teov

Post: 6608

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: Greater Milan metro...

DIY Fleshlight


this brings the definition of "forever alone" to a whole new level

Blog : lifetimesofmrm.blogspot.com Check my tumblr lifetimesofmrm.tumblr.com HELGEN X. I love the fact that you don't dress like a fake poser skateboarding faggot from HB!

May 23, 2011 @ 07:36 AM
Dino Spumoni

Post: 884

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: CT

Ultimate troll thread
May 23, 2011 @ 07:46 AM
D

Post: 704

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Bucket West

lmaoooo this shit is too funny
May 23, 2011 @ 09:28 AM
DStyles

Post: 9513

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

u cant get a hooker for $80?

$35 for 15 mins here in NYC


smile

Last.fm - DStyles23 Xbox Live GT: DStyles23

May 23, 2011 @ 12:18 PM
CrackPipeLips

Post: 2008

Join Date: May 2011

even a lot of ugly dudes get girls though. the problem is that you have adopted the forever alone mindset, its the only thing making you be forever alone



i go out to clubs and bars almost every weekend with my friends. I can never work up the confidence to talk to girls i think are hot, and even if i do i spit some stupid shit like "Hey im ____, whats your name?" and the covnersation just leads to no where but an awkward silence. I've accepted that I have absolutely no game, im already 21 years old. I've only fucked like 2 chicks in my life. so i figured id see how a fleshlight would satisfy me sexually.
May 23, 2011 @ 12:31 PM
Swag Prophet

Post: 964

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Los Angeles

I dont always fuck, but when I do I prefer to fuck with girls



Supreme http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/supreme-bbc-jcrew-burberry-huf-sf-the-hundreds-xl-l/?topic_page=2#post-3250500

May 23, 2011 @ 12:38 PM
magicbluntman

Post: 78

Join Date: May 2011

go out and get some pussy
May 23, 2011 @ 12:48 PM
Iggle

Post: 1135

Join Date: Nov 2007

i go out to clubs and bars almost every weekend with my friends. I can never work up the confidence to talk to girls i think are hot, and even if i do i spit some stupid shit like "Hey im ____, whats your name?" and the covnersation just leads to no where but an awkward silence. I've accepted that I have absolutely no game, im already 21 years old. I've only fucked like 2 chicks in my life. so i figured id see how a fleshlight would satisfy me sexually.


i'm in the same boat as you. except i've fucked 8 different fleshlights, which i think equals about 2.5 real chicks

#pedogangweindis

May 23, 2011 @ 12:54 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

my ♥♥♥♥♥ bought one he said its dope but requires too much prep. you gotta let it sit in warm water for like 20 minutes and then u gotta lube it up and shit lol

lmao which nicca?
May 23, 2011 @ 02:32 PM
OmegaSvpreme

Post: 1283

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: The Hyperion

get a godddamn gym membership, buy creatine and protein and youll get jacked in a month or 2, then you can get laid.
May 23, 2011 @ 02:59 PM
CrackPipeLips

Post: 2008

Join Date: May 2011

get a godddamn gym membership, buy creatine and protein and youll get jacked in a month or 2, then you can get laid.


how the fuck is working out gonna help my confidence/game? I am already pretty athletic/have toned muscles.
May 23, 2011 @ 03:30 PM
NoStress

Post: 2071

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Shaolin

i'm in the same boat as you. except i've fucked 8 different fleshlights, which i think equals about 2.5 real chicks


HAHAHAH this ♥♥♥♥♥ is killin me

burr

May 23, 2011 @ 03:45 PM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

how the fuck is working out gonna help my confidence/game? I am already pretty athletic/have toned muscles.


i mean most dudes who work out just do it for their confidence. i would suggest trying to find girls in places other than clubs.
May 23, 2011 @ 03:50 PM
Too Trill

Post: 604

Join Date: Nov 2010

how the fuck is working out gonna help my confidence/game? I am already pretty athletic/have toned muscles.

Lemme see some pics of you... i might be able to pull some bitches for you on FaceBook for a fee... using your face but my game... if you're appearance is workable.

or you can continue to fuck pringle cups...
May 23, 2011 @ 04:00 PM
hentai

Post: 4769

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

i'm in the same boat as you. except i've fucked 8 different fleshlights, which i think equals about 2.5 real chicks


lmfao.

http://hentaiwarlord.tumblr.com http://instagram.com/hentaiwarlord

May 23, 2011 @ 04:06 PM
jerad

Post: 656

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: Seattle

hahahahahahaha
May 23, 2011 @ 06:15 PM
airforce416

Post: 2292

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Brooklyn


we see you op
May 24, 2011 @ 11:07 PM
hichew

Post: 101

Join Date: May 2011

$80? fuck that i bought mine used for $30 off craigslist


yeah i'm not sure that was a good idea
June 1, 2011 @ 08:40 PM
bonemarrow

Post: 2308

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: eastcoast


we see you op


this happened to me in a car before

a ♥♥♥♥♥ was mad as hell

http://www.last.fm/user/basedvern

February 10, 2012 @ 03:29 AM
Iggle

Post: 1135

Join Date: Nov 2007

dat fleshlight doe cool


#pedogangweindis

February 10, 2012 @ 06:58 AM
sharky

Post: 1228

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: gta


i'm in the same boat as you. except i've fucked 8 different fleshlights, which i think equals about 2.5 real chicks



lol i'm done
February 10, 2012 @ 09:59 AM
Backspace

Post: 378

Join Date: Feb 2010

lol someone please find fleshlight posts on craigslist and troll them, then post the results here
February 10, 2012 @ 01:41 PM
airforce416

Post: 2292

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Brooklyn

Cop a Tenga egg off amazon.

Lol just peep'd how old this shit is.
February 10, 2012 @ 02:02 PM

Inactive

I bought Fujiko's Velvet Touch, Head honcho and a black orchid masturbator, can't wait to feel the artificial pussy/mouth around my dick. Will post review, after my first night in plastic paradise.
February 10, 2012 @ 02:04 PM
kromaqee

Post: 156

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Boston

Alien bagina

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/

(KQ) http://blog.kromaqee.com

February 10, 2012 @ 02:09 PM
teov

Post: 6608

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: Greater Milan metro...


Blog : lifetimesofmrm.blogspot.com Check my tumblr lifetimesofmrm.tumblr.com HELGEN X. I love the fact that you don't dress like a fake poser skateboarding faggot from HB!

February 10, 2012 @ 02:12 PM

Inactive

Narrow minded niggas stick to human flesh, and human flesh only. Broaden your mind nigga. If it feels good on the dick, it feels good on the dick lol
February 10, 2012 @ 03:58 PM
airforce416

Post: 2292

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Brooklyn

Narrow minded niggas stick to human flesh, and human flesh only. Broaden your mind nigga. If it feels good on the dick, it feels good on the dick lol


Lol
February 10, 2012 @ 07:04 PM

Inactive

forreal...id fuck around with it, but its the embarrassing factor youre playing with. I get pussy still though. no problemo there.

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