May 7, 2011 @ 12:36 PM
JimmyRS

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Location: Memphis, TN

I live in the dorms, but one of my suite mates would always beat his dick. He felt mad out of place too because it's three ♥♥♥♥♥s and he was the only white dude. I had no problem with his skin color... He just beat his dick too much!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ left nut in the toilet. ♥♥♥♥♥ beat his dick with the door open. ♥♥♥♥♥ did it while his roommate was there..


BRAH WAS OUT OF CONTROL!!!
May 7, 2011 @ 12:44 PM
Nigga Man

Post: 1492

Join Date: Oct 2009

Thankfully not



I wonder if anyone has ever caught me though?
May 7, 2011 @ 12:49 PM
the sky is blue

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dats hella homo my N word
May 7, 2011 @ 12:55 PM
traCk.

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Location: 516-NY

white dudes is wild yo
May 7, 2011 @ 01:17 PM
jaded

moderator

Post: 7985

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: ಠ______ಠ

We caught my friend stabbing out a rhino, it was hilarious. We still give him shit. This girl is sooooooooooooooooooooo ugly, and we were partying at my friends apartment, and it was split level with the bedrooms upstairs, and all the sudden we noticed him and this chick had disappeared. A few of us went upstairs, and just swung the door open and he was layin the hammer down. To this day, he denies it ever happened, that's how gross this chick is.

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

May 7, 2011 @ 01:24 PM
tmwtg

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Join Date: Jun 2009

Yo, just to anybody else who's confused, doing the deed = fucking a bitch.


Or somehow like the OP thinks = slapping your meat.
May 7, 2011 @ 01:40 PM
JimmyRS

Post: 635

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Memphis, TN

Yo, just to anybody else who's confused, doing the deed = fucking a bitch.


Or somehow like the OP thinks = slapping your meat.


I would never say doing the deed to describe fuckin' a bitch... I would say... fuckin' a bitch.

If you calling the act of sex doing the deed, you need not be fuckin.
May 7, 2011 @ 01:44 PM
traCk.

Post: 1903

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: 516-NY

na i think the general consensus would be that, doing the deed = intercourse
May 7, 2011 @ 01:53 PM
bronze

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Join Date: Aug 2010

Yah man, you be like the guy in jaded's story
May 7, 2011 @ 02:16 PM
jaded

moderator

Post: 7985

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: ಠ______ಠ

doing the deed is fucking, not jacking off.

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

May 7, 2011 @ 02:32 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6244

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking

Lol @ the confusion. He cleary meant wackin yer weasel by what was in the first post
May 7, 2011 @ 02:54 PM
tmwtg

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^ Well, I didn't know that doing the deed = beating your meat.

As these past few posts have shown, you're in the wrong.

No hate, though. Just trying to clear up the confusion and drop knowledge.
May 7, 2011 @ 03:04 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

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Location: Lurking

I'm not saying that's what it means. Just what HE meant by it
May 7, 2011 @ 03:38 PM
Shanklin

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Freshman year I walked in when my homie was using my fucking laptop to fap. When I walked in the door I saw three things, BBW, a strategically placed sock, and one shook ass dude. After, I immediately ran (literally I fucking ran for my life) to my group of ♥♥♥♥♥s and updated them on the horrific incident. We all found it necessary to commence in an immediate roasting session.

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

May 7, 2011 @ 03:49 PM
smoothoperator

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Location: San bernardino

hahaha all these stories are sick but funnay as hell.
May 7, 2011 @ 05:28 PM
DirtbagZack

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Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: TURN UP

you opened the door when you knew he was jerkin it? #opisafag

whatever

May 7, 2011 @ 05:35 PM
Beach2theBay

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Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

I've never caught anyone jacking but I live in a college neighborhood and someone's always getting domed up in parked cars around my house. One time I kicked the dudes car to make his alarm go off and ran. I wonder if he got his dick bitten off.
May 7, 2011 @ 06:10 PM
Iggle

Post: 1135

Join Date: Nov 2007

never caught anyone jacking off but freshman year of college i jacked off my roommate. no homo

#pedogangweindis

May 7, 2011 @ 06:45 PM
TR€€K€€P€R

Post: 95

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Nashville

You probably shouldn't have told that one. That's like a couple steps away from bedazzling your butthole.
May 7, 2011 @ 06:59 PM
NoStress

Post: 2071

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Shaolin

A couple steps away?

I'd bedazzle my ass before I ever even touch a ♥♥♥♥♥s dick


Lmfao

burr

May 7, 2011 @ 07:39 PM
TR€€K€€P€R

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Location: Nashville

Fair 'nuff, never really had to think about either one so..
May 7, 2011 @ 08:27 PM
Iggle

Post: 1135

Join Date: Nov 2007

A couple steps away?

I'd bedazzle my ass before I ever even touch a ♥♥♥♥♥s dick


damn ♥♥♥♥♥ thats gay

#pedogangweindis

May 7, 2011 @ 08:36 PM
Hellah Fresh

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May 7, 2011 @ 09:19 PM
Gods Gift

Post: 231

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: saint louis

I've never caught anyone jacking but I live in a college neighborhood and someone's always getting domed up in parked cars around my house. One time I kicked the dudes car to make his alarm go off and ran. I wonder if he got his dick bitten off.


weak
May 7, 2011 @ 09:22 PM
Mos

Post: 1136

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Coney Island

lmfaooooo son left nut in the toilet lolololololol thats something i would do
May 7, 2011 @ 11:54 PM
mr mcgibblets

Post: 2179

Join Date: Nov 2010

I live in the dorms, but one of my suite mates would always beat his dick. He felt mad out of place too because it's three ♥♥♥♥♥s and he was the only white dude. I had no problem with his skin color... He just beat his dick too much!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ left nut in the toilet. ♥♥♥♥♥ beat his dick with the door open. ♥♥♥♥♥ did it while his roommate was there..


BRAH WAS OUT OF CONTROL!!!


lol i this read so funny.when i was a teen me and mandingo were skating the local school and saw this dude fucking his girl on the curb at the park.bitch waved to us.we watched from a far for a little while too.
May 8, 2011 @ 02:45 AM
Komatsu

Post: 9

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vancouver

Playing my Street Fighter in the arcade. Lose a couple rounds and decide to talk a stroll around to walk off my shame. Pass by Tekken and find a dude doing himself to Lili Rochefort (you know the blondie in the white skirt). Decide that I rather go back and get my ass kicked a couple more rounds instead.

Now every time I see someone playing as Lili I wish there was an unsee button for my eyes

Edit: I think I'm going to stop playing at arcades for a while. A long while
May 8, 2011 @ 04:00 AM
goldANDsacks

Post: 3185

Join Date: Jul 2009

I live in the dorms, but one of my suite mates would always beat his dick. He felt mad out of place too because it's three ♥♥♥♥♥s and he was the only white dude. I had no problem with his skin color... He just beat his dick too much!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ left nut in the toilet. ♥♥♥♥♥ beat his dick with the door open. ♥♥♥♥♥ did it while his roommate was there..


BRAH WAS OUT OF CONTROL!!!


sorry im confused. is the white guy the one that is always masturbating? if so, why are u calling him "♥♥♥♥♥"?
May 8, 2011 @ 04:01 AM
goldANDsacks

Post: 3185

Join Date: Jul 2009

anyways, next time you catch him "doing the deed" you should just cheer him on. BUST THAT NUT! BUST THAT NUT! BUST THAT NUT!

then see what he does. if he does bust a nut, call him a faggot. if he doesn't then call him a pussy.
May 8, 2011 @ 04:03 AM
Space Dandy

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Join Date: Dec 2006

lol

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