Alt/Chillwaves/ChillMurray/Hipster/IndieAsFuck

February 03, 2011 @ 19:32:52
Hop on Pitchfork's dick and talk about all the new bands getting a buzz, and about how you've heard about them before they got big.

Try to be ironic in as many situations as possible, even though you're not doing it right most of the time.

Size down on all of your clothing.

Get some new kind of weird piercing (especially if you're a girl), because getting gauges is overrated now.

Watch low budget films that no one's ever heard about. If it's foreign, you get bonus points.

Even though you look like you're broke as fuck, you still come off like you're better than everyone.
February 03, 2011 @ 19:38:49
lol wear oversized hawaiian shirts with tight ass pants cuffed and have some beat vans or boots. but forreal indie 2011 is about being ironic, if you want the bitches, go against the norm ♥♥♥♥♥.
February 03, 2011 @ 19:43:14
why do i feel like a lot of these apply to me smh
February 03, 2011 @ 21:06:21
You stupid ♥♥♥♥♥s.

Hipster irony is out of style.
February 03, 2011 @ 21:15:57
You stupid ♥♥♥♥♥s.

Hipster irony is out of style.


ahahah you know this guys a hipster

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

February 04, 2011 @ 16:46:58
^ you already know

blaowwww
February 04, 2011 @ 17:04:23
Talk about how much you hate hipsters.
February 04, 2011 @ 17:09:43
why do i feel like a lot of these apply to me smh


live in the northwest
February 04, 2011 @ 17:14:15
- study design/art/architecture ...or just work in a small shop
- just go to houseparties
- know a person completely at first sight
- never ask questions
- experience all hard drugs and say how worthless they are cause they're never the pure shit (as if you would know)
- photoshop your pictures like a polaroid
February 04, 2011 @ 17:23:48
make a tumblr
get an owl tattoo
February 06, 2011 @ 10:18:56
Make sure most people have never heard of the bands or music artists you listen to. As soon as they become popular, label them sell outs, and tell the new listeners that you prefer there old material, just so they know that you're hip.


lol!
February 06, 2011 @ 12:59:50
Listen to a new band by yourself and kill them after so you can say "I listen to bands you never heard of."

AND THE HIPPOS WERE BOILED IN THEIR TANKS...

February 06, 2011 @ 17:00:18
avoid sex
February 06, 2011 @ 22:30:24
Make it seem that you're down for some type of revolution. Doesn't matter which one, or that you even know what cause you're fighting for, as long as you're part of a revolution, it counts.
February 06, 2011 @ 22:48:35
ride a fixed bike
February 06, 2011 @ 22:59:22
ride a fixed bike


^Thank you for not calling it a fixie
February 06, 2011 @ 23:06:22
put spaghettios in vagina
February 07, 2011 @ 01:10:55
when you wear toms without socks and wear jeans that are purposely cut sloppy at a knee high level while riding a fixie.
February 07, 2011 @ 16:12:43
when you wear toms without socks and wear jeans that are purposely cut sloppy at a knee high level while riding a fixie.


Who wears Toms with socks?
February 07, 2011 @ 16:35:46
walk around with an acoustic guitar 24/7
February 07, 2011 @ 16:47:44
drink coffee
February 07, 2011 @ 19:13:55


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February 07, 2011 @ 19:29:54
Sasquatch/Coachella
February 07, 2011 @ 19:41:35
Originally posted by Inactive User
Sasquatch/Coachella


and Pitchfork fest. Just make sure you deny that you read Pitchfork
February 11, 2011 @ 13:12:39
Go to a concert, act like you're too cool to enjoy the music. Have your arms crossed the whole time, and try not to dance or nod your head, not even a smile. Say that their set was alright once they're done.

Say that Urban Outfitters is for posers and a sellout place that barely has anything good. But somehow, American Apparel is better. And even though you talk shit about Urban, you still manage to buy clothes from there and were it a lot.

Guys, if I can't tell if you're gay or just borrowing some clothes from the girl you're with, then I guess you're doing something right as a hipster.

Be ready for any casual picture that might be snapped off randomly. If you're a hipster or hanging around with hipsters, someone's got to have a DSLR.
February 11, 2011 @ 13:46:53
Go to a concert, act like you're too cool to enjoy the music. Have your arms crossed the whole time, and try not to dance or nod your head, not even a smile. Say that their set was alright once they're done.


it's amazing how so many kids do this at shows. unless there's a band opening that i'm not feeling, i'm going to show emotion during the show. i cant just stand there motionless.
February 11, 2011 @ 14:46:56
Who wears Toms with socks?


listen to wavves
February 13, 2011 @ 06:49:01
this thread has so many lol's
February 13, 2011 @ 07:10:36
$500 camera, point and shoot
work in design, never get any work
ipod full of underground music, bump rihanna
February 13, 2011 @ 13:27:30
OF is now cool to you
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