Go to a concert, act like you're too cool to enjoy the music. Have your arms crossed the whole time, and try not to dance or nod your head, not even a smile. Say that their set was alright once they're done.
Say that Urban Outfitters is for posers and a sellout place that barely has anything good. But somehow, American Apparel is better. And even though you talk shit about Urban, you still manage to buy clothes from there and were it a lot.
Guys, if I can't tell if you're gay or just borrowing some clothes from the girl you're with, then I guess you're doing something right as a hipster.
Be ready for any casual picture that might be snapped off randomly. If you're a hipster or hanging around with hipsters, someone's got to have a DSLR.
