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February 3, 2011 @ 07:32 PM
GoRubio

Post: 411

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: Milwaukee

Hop on Pitchfork's dick and talk about all the new bands getting a buzz, and about how you've heard about them before they got big.

Try to be ironic in as many situations as possible, even though you're not doing it right most of the time.

Size down on all of your clothing.

Get some new kind of weird piercing (especially if you're a girl), because getting gauges is overrated now.

Watch low budget films that no one's ever heard about. If it's foreign, you get bonus points.

Even though you look like you're broke as fuck, you still come off like you're better than everyone.
February 3, 2011 @ 07:38 PM
Wobba

Post: 128

Join Date: Dec 2010

lol wear oversized hawaiian shirts with tight ass pants cuffed and have some beat vans or boots. but forreal indie 2011 is about being ironic, if you want the bitches, go against the norm ♥♥♥♥♥.
February 3, 2011 @ 07:43 PM
ak

Post: 1307

Join Date: Apr 2008

why do i feel like a lot of these apply to me sad
February 3, 2011 @ 09:06 PM
tmwtg

Post: 3096

Join Date: Jun 2009

You stupid ♥♥♥♥♥s.

Hipster irony is out of style.
February 3, 2011 @ 09:15 PM
lol

Post: 1328

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: CALI

You stupid ♥♥♥♥♥s.

Hipster irony is out of style.


ahahah you know this guys a hipster

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

February 4, 2011 @ 04:46 PM
tmwtg

Post: 3096

Join Date: Jun 2009

^ you already know

blaowwww
February 4, 2011 @ 05:04 PM
Corny Al

Post: 704

Join Date: Jul 2008

Talk about how much you hate hipsters.
February 4, 2011 @ 05:09 PM
ntm503

Post: 26

Join Date: Sep 2007

why do i feel like a lot of these apply to me sad


live in the northwest
February 4, 2011 @ 05:14 PM
flow

Post: 899

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Vienna, Austria

- study design/art/architecture ...or just work in a small shop
- just go to houseparties
- know a person completely at first sight
- never ask questions
- experience all hard drugs and say how worthless they are cause they're never the pure shit (as if you would know)
- photoshop your pictures like a polaroid
February 4, 2011 @ 05:23 PM
ntm503

Post: 26

Join Date: Sep 2007

make a tumblr
get an owl tattoo
February 6, 2011 @ 10:18 AM
Lord Quas

Post: 129

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: London

Make sure most people have never heard of the bands or music artists you listen to. As soon as they become popular, label them sell outs, and tell the new listeners that you prefer there old material, just so they know that you're hip.


lol!
February 6, 2011 @ 12:59 PM
LastCaress

Post: 320

Join Date: Jan 2010

Listen to a new band by yourself and kill them after so you can say "I listen to bands you never heard of."

AND THE HIPPOS WERE BOILED IN THEIR TANKS...

February 6, 2011 @ 05:00 PM
KoreanJesus

Post: 1441

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: $NYC$

avoid sex
February 6, 2011 @ 10:30 PM
GoRubio

Post: 411

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: Milwaukee

Make it seem that you're down for some type of revolution. Doesn't matter which one, or that you even know what cause you're fighting for, as long as you're part of a revolution, it counts.
February 6, 2011 @ 10:48 PM
MADVILLAIN

Post: 373

Join Date: Dec 2010

ride a fixed bike
February 6, 2011 @ 10:59 PM
london says

Post: 413

Join Date: May 2007

Location: GLOBAL

ride a fixed bike


^Thank you for not calling it a fixie
February 6, 2011 @ 11:06 PM
nico

Post: 332

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: SEA / SD

put spaghettios in vagina
February 7, 2011 @ 01:10 AM
jayrrrr

Post: 64

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: SF

when you wear toms without socks and wear jeans that are purposely cut sloppy at a knee high level while riding a fixie.
February 7, 2011 @ 04:12 PM
SantaDuJuan

Post: 740

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Brooklyn

when you wear toms without socks and wear jeans that are purposely cut sloppy at a knee high level while riding a fixie.


Who wears Toms with socks?
February 7, 2011 @ 04:35 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1306

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

walk around with an acoustic guitar 24/7
February 7, 2011 @ 04:47 PM
MADVILLAIN

Post: 373

Join Date: Dec 2010

drink coffee
February 7, 2011 @ 07:13 PM
Constellations

Post: 3051

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: LeBroward County, Fl...



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February 7, 2011 @ 07:29 PM
.emaN

Post: 2809

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Oregon.

Sasquatch/Coachella
February 7, 2011 @ 07:41 PM
LiquidSwords

Post: 833

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Madison,WI

Sasquatch/Coachella


and Pitchfork fest. Just make sure you deny that you read Pitchfork
February 11, 2011 @ 01:12 PM
GoRubio

Post: 411

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: Milwaukee

Go to a concert, act like you're too cool to enjoy the music. Have your arms crossed the whole time, and try not to dance or nod your head, not even a smile. Say that their set was alright once they're done.

Say that Urban Outfitters is for posers and a sellout place that barely has anything good. But somehow, American Apparel is better. And even though you talk shit about Urban, you still manage to buy clothes from there and were it a lot.

Guys, if I can't tell if you're gay or just borrowing some clothes from the girl you're with, then I guess you're doing something right as a hipster.

Be ready for any casual picture that might be snapped off randomly. If you're a hipster or hanging around with hipsters, someone's got to have a DSLR.
February 11, 2011 @ 01:46 PM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3355

Join Date: Aug 2008

Go to a concert, act like you're too cool to enjoy the music. Have your arms crossed the whole time, and try not to dance or nod your head, not even a smile. Say that their set was alright once they're done.


it's amazing how so many kids do this at shows. unless there's a band opening that i'm not feeling, i'm going to show emotion during the show. i cant just stand there motionless.
February 11, 2011 @ 02:46 PM
SFCA

Post: 2547

Join Date: Dec 2007

Who wears Toms with socks?


listen to wavves

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

February 13, 2011 @ 06:49 AM
Zatar

Post: 165

Join Date: Aug 2009

this thread has so many lol's
February 13, 2011 @ 07:10 AM
bird

Post: 544

Join Date: Jun 2009

$500 camera, point and shoot
work in design, never get any work
ipod full of underground music, bump rihanna
February 13, 2011 @ 01:27 PM
TheAbstrakt

Post: 559

Join Date: Jan 2010

OF is now cool to you

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