Alt/Chillwaves/ChillMurray/Hipster/IndieAsFuck

February 03, 2011 @ 14:14:21
This thread is for all tips on how to be indie as fuck..

Went to your first show, and fell in love with the scene?

Want to score pale white bitches in plaid?

This is YOUR thread.

First couple of tips:

1) Never buy any article of clothing unless it's secondhand/thrifted.

2) Buy vinyl

3) Add coffee shops to your list of weekend hangout spots
February 03, 2011 @ 14:22:19
lol thread has potential

I'll throw some.

Smoke a cig outside of the gym right after working out
Always use sarcasm in every conversation.
February 03, 2011 @ 14:36:31
go to NYU/ NEW SCHOOL/ SARAH LAWRENCE / PRATT/ FIT/ COOPER UNION/ ETC.... easiest way
February 03, 2011 @ 14:38:54
drink pabst and smoke natural american spirits
February 03, 2011 @ 14:42:01
drink pabst and smoke natural american spirits


You fail because they would never call it "Pabst."
February 03, 2011 @ 14:42:29
fuck you are right, im sorry

blue ribbon*
February 03, 2011 @ 14:48:40
When talkin about music, mention obscure artists and act as if insulted when people don't know about them
February 03, 2011 @ 15:38:18
grow mustache
February 03, 2011 @ 15:42:52
This is my kinda thread.

Here's some:

1.) Always smoke a cig in public eye view, whenever possible.
2.) Be mellow in everyday convos (like Ian Wang).
3.) Act all nonchalant.
February 03, 2011 @ 15:53:18
cop a fedora and some horn-rimmed glasses/wayfarers

\X/

February 03, 2011 @ 16:09:39
Stop using shampoo or soap, in fact stop showering all together
February 03, 2011 @ 16:37:56
fuck you are right, im sorry

blue ribbon*


pbr
February 03, 2011 @ 16:41:52
February 03, 2011 @ 16:50:44
Chop dis ♥♥♥♥♥s nuts off and fed it to a cow
pbr


this
February 03, 2011 @ 16:57:00
Make sure most people have never heard of the bands or music artists you listen to. As soon as they become popular, label them sell outs, and tell the new listeners that you prefer there old material, just so they know that you're hip.
February 03, 2011 @ 17:07:46
Smoke a cig outside of the gym right after working out


Hipsters don't work out
February 03, 2011 @ 18:04:53
Say shit how the bands demo was better then their first release

Take the breaks off your Dad's mountain bike because you don't have money for a fixed gear

Toss out all your dunks and only wear Toms then say something stupid how you've been wearing them for like five years when they've only been around two

buy skinny jeans and turn them inside out and sew the inseam making them tighter

PBR

Start Djing

Move downtown

sell your car and get a vespa or a Honda urban express

get a owl tattoo

buy a camera and take "ironic" photos

wear glasses four times bigger than your head even though you have 20/20 vision

YOU JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DUBSTEP

Talk about how you use to be a punk rocker in middle school

instagram - @nickcfh

February 03, 2011 @ 18:09:27
Say shit how the bands demo was better then their first release

Take the breaks off your Dad's mountain bike because you don't have money for a fixed gear

Toss out all your dunks and only wear Toms then say something stupid how you've been wearing them for like five years when they've only been around two

buy skinny jeans and turn them inside out and sew the inseam making them tighter

PBR

Start Djing

Move downtown

sell your car and get a vespa or a Honda urban express

get a owl tattoo

buy a camera and take "ironic" photos

wear glasses four times bigger than your head even though you have 20/20 vision

YOU JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DUBSTEP

Talk about how you use to be a punk rocker in middle school


^ damn, that basically covers all of it.

edit : oh wait, you forgot about wearing beanies on the very back on your head.
February 03, 2011 @ 18:13:38
1. ONLY use a VCR to watch things
2. Be a vegetarian
3. Dont take showers
4. Wear curtains and pillow cases
5. Go to art exhibits

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

February 03, 2011 @ 18:15:53
1. ONLY use a VCR to watch things
2. Be a vegetarian
3. Dont take showers
4. Wear curtains and pillow cases
5. Go to art exhibits


I'm a vegetarian :\

instagram - @nickcfh

February 03, 2011 @ 18:22:07
1. ONLY use a VCR to watch things
2. Be a vegetarian
3. Dont take showers
4. Wear curtains and pillow cases
5. Go to art exhibits


I don't take showers :\
February 03, 2011 @ 18:24:12
^^ You make me feel like it's ok to be different

instagram - @nickcfh

February 03, 2011 @ 18:24:34
Only listen to bands that only have songs on Youtube with less than 1000 views.
February 03, 2011 @ 18:25:43
post pictures of inverted crosses and upside down peace signs on tumblr without knowing the meaning behind either one.

instagram - @nickcfh

February 03, 2011 @ 18:27:49
eat bikes
February 03, 2011 @ 18:34:32
Originally posted by Inactive User
eat bikes


Drink out of a bowl



fuck, i lold
February 03, 2011 @ 18:36:19
post pictures of inverted crosses and upside down peace signs on tumblr without knowing the meaning behind either one.


you can also be a hipster by making your avy on HB an inverted cross with a picture of space as the fill


or get a triangle tattoo

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

February 03, 2011 @ 19:02:52
The Process Church of Final Judgment inspired avy tongueface

instagram - @nickcfh

February 03, 2011 @ 19:16:54
If I see you I should mistake you for a hobo at first glance.
February 03, 2011 @ 19:20:42
If I see you I should mistake you for a hobo at first glance.


I lol'd

instagram - @nickcfh

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