Since we're on the crap tip:
When you're using a public restroom and someone knocks on your stall
I never knew wtf to say in that situation.. "hello?"
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your swag off at night and wake up covered in bitches.
I want to see the world burn
That awkward moment when you go to a restaurant with a white girl and you spot another black man sitting opposite you who's also with a white girl.
Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand
Since we're on the crap tip:
When you're using a public restroom and someone knocks on your stall
I never knew wtf to say in that situation.. "hello?"
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have to set Firefox to clear history when you close it, then when they ask if they can use it, you just close the page you're on and you're good
That awkward moment when you and your friend are arguing over porn and you try to explain to him that watching shemale is not gay, then in the middle of your conversation you say" a shemale is like half a woman so if she has sex with a woman it would be 1 1/2 how is that gay?" and the girl walking past hears you then you look at her and she smiles that "wow did he just say that let me smile and get the fuck out of here" smile.
That awkward moment when you are fapping to a great porno and you are just about to finish then out of no where the camera angle moves from the over view of doggystyle to the back of the guy's ass, and your like fuck I don't want to cum to this so you skip it a little further and boom the porno starts from the beginning.
That awkward moment when their talking about sex in the barbershop and shit is going good till one guy gets into detail, the the barber is like " chill we got a youngin in the room" and he points over to you so everyone takes a gleam at you and you are just smiling like a dumbass so you say something like "I've had sex with a girl before" Then they laugh and say "Ehhhh Lil man"
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That awkward moment when you're watching TV with your dad and your step mother and your step mother farts so loud that it doesn't even register as a fart in your head and you ask "what was that noise?" and they both sit there all quiet and when you realise what it was you unwittingly say "oh..." and you all proceed to act as if none of this ever happened.
