That awkward moment when...

Feb 05, 2011 @ 10:17
that awkward moment when you feel like you gotta take a shit but just end up only pissin sittin down

@nekovilln

Feb 05, 2011 @ 10:49
lol im not even hispanic but this shit happens to me.

need to learn espanol


same, im like lolwut
Feb 05, 2011 @ 11:00
that awkward moment when you hold your shit in as long as possible cause it feels good and then you realize you doo doo your pants
Feb 05, 2011 @ 11:19
lol that was 3 yrs ago bro. Y u latepassin



sahn!
Feb 05, 2011 @ 11:26
That awkward moment when forget to flush a duece at a grade school party and then some white bitch calls u out on it.

Odon.

Feb 05, 2011 @ 12:33
the awkward moment when you catch the girl you're trying to fuck in the computer lab googling cervical cancer..
Feb 05, 2011 @ 13:05
that awkward moment when you ask the females in your family if they screen themselves for breast cancer.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 13:16
That awkward moment when forget to flush a duece at a grade school party and then some white bitch calls u out on it.


how the fuck?
i bet you 'forget' to wash your hands too huh

Live Life // Get Mo Money

Feb 05, 2011 @ 13:38
that awkward moment when walk you into the bathroom and theres a tampon in the toilet that didnt flush correctly

\X/

Feb 05, 2011 @ 13:53
that awkward moment when you forget to put deoderent on and yo shit be stankin by 4th period

I'm much different dog

Feb 05, 2011 @ 15:11
that awkward moment when youre are your buddies and hes getting yelled at. or when youre with a couple and theyre fighting.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 15:29
Originally posted by Inactive User
that awkward moment when youre are your buddies and hes getting yelled at. or when youre with a couple and theyre fighting.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WIN WIN WIN. Dude I was at my friends house in like 7th grade and my friend's step dad slapped his mom. I wanted to implode. I didn't know what to do. Luckily he just left but I had to sit their while my friend held his mom while she cried. Shit was maaaaaaaaaaaadddddd awkward.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 15:43
that awkward moment where you go in a bathroom and theres stalls or toilets available
Feb 05, 2011 @ 15:49
That awkward moment when you pop a pimple in public and dont realize that it started bleeding until a friend points it out to you 5 minutes later.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 17:33
that awkward moment when you're @ a friends house in the downstairs bathroom taking a shit, people walk in having a private convo you definitely shouldn't be hearing, then you flush the toliet and walk out to the most awkward "hello" ever.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 17:38
That awkward moment when you take a shit at a party and everyone knows that you're in there and when you come out everyone just stares at you disgusted
Feb 05, 2011 @ 18:35
Since we're on the crap tip:

When you're using a public restroom and someone knocks on your stall

I never knew wtf to say in that situation.. "hello?"
Feb 05, 2011 @ 18:52
That awkward moment when you fart in an empty room and then someone comes in seconds later.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 19:01
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your swag off at night and wake up covered in bitches.

lmao
Feb 05, 2011 @ 19:24
That awkward moment when you go to a restaurant with a white girl and you spot another black man sitting opposite you who's also with a white girl.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 19:30
That awkward moment when you get a random boner at work and hope nobody sees it and then stare at you.

I want to see the world burn

Feb 05, 2011 @ 19:33
Originally posted by Inactive User
That awkward moment when you go to a restaurant with a white girl and you spot another black man sitting opposite you who's also with a white girl.


lol

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

Feb 05, 2011 @ 20:33
That awkward moment when you spend and 1 hour creating a thread you think will be awesome and have lot of replys then you create it and come back hours later to find out it's sunk to page 3 with 0 replys and 5 views.
Feb 05, 2011 @ 20:36
that awkward moment when someone tells you your breath stinks


/thread
Feb 05, 2011 @ 21:33
Since we're on the crap tip:

When you're using a public restroom and someone knocks on your stall

I never knew wtf to say in that situation.. "hello?"


.....or you can just say "Occupied.".

ig @hentaiwarlord

Feb 05, 2011 @ 21:51
have to set Firefox to clear history when you close it, then when they ask if they can use it, you just close the page you're on and you're good smokeyface


How do you do that
Feb 06, 2011 @ 02:20
go to tools on your browser then options.
Feb 06, 2011 @ 02:24
That awkward moment when you and your friend are arguing over porn and you try to explain to him that watching shemale is not gay, then in the middle of your conversation you say" a shemale is like half a woman so if she has sex with a woman it would be 1 1/2 how is that gay?" and the girl walking past hears you then you look at her and she smiles that "wow did he just say that let me smile and get the fuck out of here" smile.


That awkward moment when you are fapping to a great porno and you are just about to finish then out of no where the camera angle moves from the over view of doggystyle to the back of the guy's ass, and your like fuck I don't want to cum to this so you skip it a little further and boom the porno starts from the beginning.


That awkward moment when their talking about sex in the barbershop and shit is going good till one guy gets into detail, the the barber is like " chill we got a youngin in the room" and he points over to you so everyone takes a gleam at you and you are just smiling like a dumbass so you say something like "I've had sex with a girl before" Then they laugh and say "Ehhhh Lil man"


Fucking dead lmao

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Feb 06, 2011 @ 08:27
That awkward moment when you're talking to two girls one is a pretty light skinned girl and the other is a busted dark skinned girl and you don't want to give too much attention to the light skinned girl because the dark skinned girl will think you’re just another typical conditioned brother who's been brainwashed by the media to be attracted to light skinned girl so you try to strike up a conversation with the dark skinned girl but she keeps giving you that disgusted "you typical coloured struck negro" look and there's nothing you can do about it because the light skinned girl just keeps talking to you.
Feb 06, 2011 @ 09:20
That awkward moment when you're watching TV with your dad and your step mother and your step mother farts so loud that it doesn't even register as a fart in your head and you ask "what was that noise?" and they both sit there all quiet and when you realise what it was you unwittingly say "oh..." and you all proceed to act as if none of this ever happened.
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