February 2, 2011 @ 12:45 AM
sharky

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that awkward moment when you find out your uncle keeps his porn dvds in old ps2 game cases because you thought that he actually had a copy of rainbow six you could borrow.

that awkward moment when you're sitting and you move and you make a fart-like sound and now you gotta repeat the motion and make the sound again so you can clarify to those around you that you didnt actually fart you were just moving your desk...
February 2, 2011 @ 12:47 AM
jaded

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I have an awkward story but I'm too lazy to put it into the proper format for this thread, so here it is:

I was in 5th or 6th grade, in math class, and we had those desks with the plastic chair attached. I use to love to push my hands against the desk and pop my back against the back of the chair. One day I did that, and as I started to pop my back, I ripped a huge fart against that hard plastic chair, and it just echoed through the whole classroom. When everyone turned around to look at me and laugh, I turned too and looked at the indian kid sitting behind me cool

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 2, 2011 @ 01:03 AM
Roxstar

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Location: Bank

the awkward moment when you got a boner in class and the teacher asks you to hit the lights
February 2, 2011 @ 01:04 AM
CHOPZZ_UNCHAINED

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Location: KALI4NIA

[02-01-2011 11:02 PM] db_cooper: dat awkward moment when ur at urinal and u glance at the dude next to u and u make eye contact

Kayv: pull bitches, not triggers. throw parties, not fists. futurebass : my mom said life is like a box of kimchi. chopzz.tumblr.com

February 2, 2011 @ 01:08 AM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

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I have an awkward story but I'm too lazy to put it into the proper format for this thread, so here it is:

I was in 5th or 6th grade, in math class, and we had those desks with the plastic chair attached. I use to love to push my hands against the desk and pop my back against the back of the chair. One day I did that, and as I started to pop my back, I ripped a huge fart against that hard plastic chair, and it just echoed through the whole classroom. When everyone turned around to look at me and laugh, I turned too and looked at the indian kid sitting behind me cool


that awkward moment reading that ^^^
February 2, 2011 @ 01:09 AM
jaded

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that awkward moment reading that ^^^


why, were you the indian kid behind me?

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 2, 2011 @ 01:15 AM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

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why, were you the indian kid behind me?


yeah son, you fucked me for life!
February 2, 2011 @ 01:31 AM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

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Location: 310

that awkward moment when your bitch is reading your fb and you're talking to some chick and she asks you, "why you talkin to this bitch??"
February 2, 2011 @ 02:52 AM
tRick

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Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

that awkward moment when your mom wants you to help move the furniture but you know your dad keeps porn under the couch.
February 2, 2011 @ 02:58 AM
brannen

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Location: Canoga Park, CA

February 2, 2011 @ 04:43 AM
GENERAL DISARRAY

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the awkward moment when youre getting dressed and your computers right infront of you opened onto a photo and you feel like the people in it can see you and switching tabs doesnt help cause it already feels like theyre watching you so you have to move or turn the computer around =/

& the awkward moment when you just accidentally touch someones hand the slightest bit (or any skin to skin contact) and you dont know whether to apologize or even acknowledge it happened.

orrr when you see your train/bus coming and dont know if youll make it so you dont know whether to run or walk. you dont wanna run cause if you still miss it you look like an idiot but you dont wanna walk incase it you couldve made it so you just runwalkrunwalkrunwalkrun. this happened to me this morning sad

or when someone asks, 'didnt you wear that yesterday?'.................................................................................................................. sowut.
February 2, 2011 @ 12:30 PM
Tommy Boy

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Location: Chi

that awkward moment when you buy something and the change is only a penny and you dont know if you should stay there and wait for the change or walk away
February 2, 2011 @ 02:41 PM
Pierre

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Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Stankonia

that awkward moment when you pull up to a gas station or parking lot listening to a mixtape and a dj drop plays real loud. For example: Damn son dj________ got yo girl swallowing babies. Or loud ass gunshots then gangsta grill BITCH. Lol then folks looking at you like WTF going on in the car.
February 2, 2011 @ 02:50 PM
bulmasaur

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Location: Chicago

that awkward moment when your mom wants you to help move the furniture but you know your dad keeps porn under the couch.


lololololololol

"google ad technology is internet karma b"

February 2, 2011 @ 03:02 PM
Iggle

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That awkward moment when you an asian ♥♥♥♥♥ bumping loud hip-hop music with your windows down and you pull up next to a black guy at the red light.

#pedogangweindis

February 2, 2011 @ 03:06 PM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

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That awkward moment when you an asian ♥♥♥♥♥ bumping loud hip-hop music with your windows down and you pull up next to a black guy at the red light.


true story
February 2, 2011 @ 03:07 PM
DarianaGrande

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Location: Los Angeles

^that shit is so funny when it happens. but im the niqqa looking at you though

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

February 2, 2011 @ 03:08 PM
OmegaSvpreme

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Location: The Hyperion

Ask to go to the bathroom
Come back 10 minutes later
Everyone looks at you weird for taking a shit in a school bathroom
February 2, 2011 @ 03:12 PM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

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Location: 310

That awkward moment when you're about to take a shit but then you see your mom's leftovers in the toilet
February 2, 2011 @ 04:00 PM
Trollinator

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Location: Location

that awkward moment when you arrive to the mens bathroom and there is someone taking a shit and your hear them trying to hold it in then 3seconds later you hear some atomic bombs go off.

I want to see the world burn

February 2, 2011 @ 04:17 PM

Inactive

When your dad hears you bumping music with screamed vocals which he thinks is "heavy metal", and then proceeds tell
you about metallica when I fucking hate metallica.

When u stretch your arms out in class and you wack a person in the face.

When the hallways are mad crowded and u touch a girl's ass by accident while you're cutting through a crowd and she turns around and looks at you and u wanna die then and there.

That awkward moment when you realize this post is breaking a chain of toilet-related posts.
February 2, 2011 @ 04:20 PM
King_Tfar

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Location: HOOD

When you read the phone bill and it say 54.96 charged to a sex hotline. Then you call Verizon and they say no mistakes have been made. Then your father leaves you a extra 100 suprised

Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle

February 2, 2011 @ 04:21 PM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

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Location: 310



When the hallways are mad crowded and u touch a girl's ass by accident while you're cutting through a crowd and she turns around and looks at you and u wanna die then and there.



you gay son?
February 2, 2011 @ 05:21 PM
jaded

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Location: ಠ______ಠ

that awkward moment when you're watching some real filthy porn to bust a nut and when you're done you're disgusted by what you just watched

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 2, 2011 @ 05:23 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1304

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

that awkward moment when you realize you just walked halfway through the school with your backpack wide open and not one person told you
February 2, 2011 @ 05:33 PM
King_Tfar

Post: 2123

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: HOOD

that awkward moment when you're watching some real filthy porn to bust a nut and when you're done you're disgusted by what you just watched

/thread

Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle

February 2, 2011 @ 06:36 PM
sharky

Post: 1227

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: gta

that awkward moment when you're watching some real filthy porn to bust a nut and when you're done you're disgusted by what you just watched


ahahahahaha
February 2, 2011 @ 07:29 PM
hndlz

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Location: Miami, FL

that awkward moment when you make a thread and every one says ur weird

hndlz.tumblr.com ||| FS: Supreaaaaam + undftd-->> http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/183485

February 2, 2011 @ 07:31 PM
glennboy

Post: 1935

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Colorado

^ i was there to witness this, ya weirdo

Live Life // Get Mo Money

February 2, 2011 @ 08:50 PM
Coreey

Post: 86

Join Date: Aug 2010

That awkward moment when you're looking through your friends phone gallery because hes bragging about nudes he got from bitches and you see a picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥ standing in his living room naked.

That awkward moment when white people say "no offense" before they criticize Obama.

That awkward moment when you come to a stop, another person who has the right of way stops for you, and they start waving you on.

That awkward moment when your supervisor hands you your check and tries to make a joke by saying its going toward child support and you don't even have a child.

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