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I have an awkward story but I'm too lazy to put it into the proper format for this thread, so here it is:
I was in 5th or 6th grade, in math class, and we had those desks with the plastic chair attached. I use to love to push my hands against the desk and pop my back against the back of the chair. One day I did that, and as I started to pop my back, I ripped a huge fart against that hard plastic chair, and it just echoed through the whole classroom. When everyone turned around to look at me and laugh, I turned too and looked at the indian kid sitting behind me
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That awkward moment when you're looking through your friends phone gallery because hes bragging about nudes he got from bitches and you see a picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥ standing in his living room naked.
That awkward moment when white people say "no offense" before they criticize Obama.
That awkward moment when you come to a stop, another person who has the right of way stops for you, and they start waving you on.
That awkward moment when your supervisor hands you your check and tries to make a joke by saying its going toward child support and you don't even have a child.