That awkward moment when...

February 02, 2011 @ 01:03:29 AM
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the awkward moment when you got a boner in class and the teacher asks you to hit the lights
February 02, 2011 @ 01:04:09 AM
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[02-01-2011 11:02 PM] db_cooper: dat awkward moment when ur at urinal and u glance at the dude next to u and u make eye contact

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February 02, 2011 @ 01:08:54 AM
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I have an awkward story but I'm too lazy to put it into the proper format for this thread, so here it is:

I was in 5th or 6th grade, in math class, and we had those desks with the plastic chair attached. I use to love to push my hands against the desk and pop my back against the back of the chair. One day I did that, and as I started to pop my back, I ripped a huge fart against that hard plastic chair, and it just echoed through the whole classroom. When everyone turned around to look at me and laugh, I turned too and looked at the indian kid sitting behind me smokeyface


that awkward moment reading that ^^^
February 02, 2011 @ 01:09:56 AM
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that awkward moment reading that ^^^


why, were you the indian kid behind me?

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 02, 2011 @ 01:15:16 AM
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why, were you the indian kid behind me?


yeah son, you fucked me for life!
February 02, 2011 @ 01:31:51 AM
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that awkward moment when your bitch is reading your fb and you're talking to some chick and she asks you, "why you talkin to this bitch??"
February 02, 2011 @ 02:52:41 AM
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that awkward moment when your mom wants you to help move the furniture but you know your dad keeps porn under the couch.
February 02, 2011 @ 02:58:57 AM
February 02, 2011 @ 04:43:58 AM
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the awkward moment when youre getting dressed and your computers right infront of you opened onto a photo and you feel like the people in it can see you and switching tabs doesnt help cause it already feels like theyre watching you so you have to move or turn the computer around =/

& the awkward moment when you just accidentally touch someones hand the slightest bit (or any skin to skin contact) and you dont know whether to apologize or even acknowledge it happened.

orrr when you see your train/bus coming and dont know if youll make it so you dont know whether to run or walk. you dont wanna run cause if you still miss it you look like an idiot but you dont wanna walk incase it you couldve made it so you just runwalkrunwalkrunwalkrun. this happened to me this morning smh

or when someone asks, 'didnt you wear that yesterday?'.................................................................................................................. sowut.
February 02, 2011 @ 12:30:44 PM
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that awkward moment when you buy something and the change is only a penny and you dont know if you should stay there and wait for the change or walk away
February 02, 2011 @ 14:41:23 PM
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that awkward moment when you pull up to a gas station or parking lot listening to a mixtape and a dj drop plays real loud. For example: Damn son dj________ got yo girl swallowing babies. Or loud ass gunshots then gangsta grill BITCH. Lol then folks looking at you like WTF going on in the car.
February 02, 2011 @ 14:50:38 PM
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that awkward moment when your mom wants you to help move the furniture but you know your dad keeps porn under the couch.


lololololololol
February 02, 2011 @ 15:02:42 PM
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That awkward moment when you an asian ♥♥♥♥♥ bumping loud hip-hop music with your windows down and you pull up next to a black guy at the red light.

#pedogangweindis

February 02, 2011 @ 15:06:37 PM
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That awkward moment when you an asian ♥♥♥♥♥ bumping loud hip-hop music with your windows down and you pull up next to a black guy at the red light.


true story
February 02, 2011 @ 15:07:37 PM
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^that shit is so funny when it happens. but im the niqqa looking at you though
February 02, 2011 @ 15:08:56 PM
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Ask to go to the bathroom
Come back 10 minutes later
Everyone looks at you weird for taking a shit in a school bathroom
February 02, 2011 @ 15:12:34 PM
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That awkward moment when you're about to take a shit but then you see your mom's leftovers in the toilet
February 02, 2011 @ 16:00:54 PM
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that awkward moment when you arrive to the mens bathroom and there is someone taking a shit and your hear them trying to hold it in then 3seconds later you hear some atomic bombs go off.

I want to see the world burn

February 02, 2011 @ 16:17:21 PM
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When your dad hears you bumping music with screamed vocals which he thinks is "heavy metal", and then proceeds tell
you about metallica when I fucking hate metallica.

When u stretch your arms out in class and you wack a person in the face.

When the hallways are mad crowded and u touch a girl's ass by accident while you're cutting through a crowd and she turns around and looks at you and u wanna die then and there.

That awkward moment when you realize this post is breaking a chain of toilet-related posts.
February 02, 2011 @ 16:21:43 PM
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When the hallways are mad crowded and u touch a girl's ass by accident while you're cutting through a crowd and she turns around and looks at you and u wanna die then and there.


you gay son?
February 02, 2011 @ 17:21:41 PM
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that awkward moment when you're watching some real filthy porn to bust a nut and when you're done you're disgusted by what you just watched

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 02, 2011 @ 17:23:10 PM
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that awkward moment when you realize you just walked halfway through the school with your backpack wide open and not one person told you
February 02, 2011 @ 18:36:40 PM
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that awkward moment when you're watching some real filthy porn to bust a nut and when you're done you're disgusted by what you just watched


ahahahahaha
February 02, 2011 @ 19:29:48 PM
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that awkward moment when you make a thread and every one says ur weird

hndlz.tumblr.com

February 02, 2011 @ 19:31:27 PM
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^ i was there to witness this, ya weirdo

Live Life // Get Mo Money

February 02, 2011 @ 20:50:13 PM
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That awkward moment when you're looking through your friends phone gallery because hes bragging about nudes he got from bitches and you see a picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥ standing in his living room naked.

That awkward moment when white people say "no offense" before they criticize Obama.

That awkward moment when you come to a stop, another person who has the right of way stops for you, and they start waving you on.

That awkward moment when your supervisor hands you your check and tries to make a joke by saying its going toward child support and you don't even have a child.
February 02, 2011 @ 20:59:54 PM
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That awkward moment when you're looking through your friends phone gallery because hes bragging about nudes he got from bitches and you see a picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥ standing in his living room naked.

That awkward moment when white people say "no offense" before they criticize Obama.

That awkward moment when you come to a stop, another person who has the right of way stops for you, and they start waving you on.

That awkward moment when your supervisor hands you your check and tries to make a joke by saying its going toward child support and you don't even have a child.


I hate that shit with a passion. Everytime i go to walmart.. damn pedestrians
February 02, 2011 @ 21:13:22 PM
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That awkward moment when your supervisor hands you your check and tries to make a joke by saying its going toward child support and you don't even have a child.


child support is taken out before the check is cut. that nig doesn't know anything.
February 02, 2011 @ 21:17:55 PM
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That awkward moment when a random black person walks in class and everyone assumes its your mother/father because your the only black person in class.
February 02, 2011 @ 21:29:41 PM
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that awkward moment when you're eating late night chinese food at 230am and a lone black guy enters from the back door/ alley entrance.
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