My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.
that awkward moment when you go to search a girls name on facebook and you accidentally make it your status update.
the awkward moment when....
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that awkward moment when u spot a girl u kinda kno but dont say hi to walking in the hallway. as ur walking ur saying fuck to ur self and thinking of a way how not to make it awkward but in the end it is still awkward
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this dude been watchin superbad lmao
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Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
That awkward moment when somebody chokes on a lifesaver.
That awkward moment when you take a shit in a single bathroom and open the door and there's a line to the girls bathroom.
I only fuck with bitches that go outside
that awkward moment when you go to search a girls name on facebook and you accidentally make it your status update.
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When you find out your ex and your current bitch have bible study together
When you catch your stepdad fappin to hbo porn
When you catch your parents having sex<<Worst situation ever
When you watch someone get dumped
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That awkward moment when someone asks to use your computer and you say "alright. hold on" and try to clear your browsing history so they don't see your porn and they just stare at you.
i'm the best mayne, i deed it
That awkward moment when you are fapping to a great porno and you are just about to finish then out of no where the camera angle moves from the over view of doggystyle to the back of the guy's ass, and your like fuck I don't want to cum to this so you skip it a little further and boom the porno starts from the beginning.
i'm the best mayne, i deed it
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that awkward moment when you're on your laptop in class and someone links a nsfw pic without writing 'nsfw' so you click it and then scramble to close all tabs but you know that the people behind you already saw it. :[
My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.
