You think there's a problem with going grocery shopping with your parents?
Originally posted by Inactive UserYou think there's a problem with going grocery shopping with your parents?
Originally posted by Inactive Usermeet me some fuckin where
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that akward moment when youre looking at the jailbait thread in the schools computer lab and the girl next to you looks at your screen.
that akward moment when same girl looks at your screen again and sees you writing about her on hb.
That awkward moment when you and your friend are arguing over porn and you try to explain to him that watching shemale is not gay, then in the middle of your conversation you say" a shemale is like half a woman so if she has sex with a woman it would be 1 1/2 how is that gay?" and the girl walking past hears you then you look at her and she smiles that "wow did he just say that let me smile and get the fuck out of here" smile.
That awkward moment when you are fapping to a great porno and you are just about to finish then out of no where the camera angle moves from the over view of doggystyle to the back of the guy's ass, and your like fuck I don't want to cum to this so you skip it a little further and boom the porno starts from the beginning.
That awkward moment when their talking about sex in the barbershop and shit is going good till one guy gets into detail, the the barber is like " chill we got a youngin in the room" and he points over to you so everyone takes a gleam at you and you are just smiling like a dumbass so you say something like "I've had sex with a girl before" Then they laugh and say "Ehhhh Lil man"
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when youre grinding with some random chick at a party and later on her boyfriend confronts you about it, but you try to play it off like it wasnt you and then he notices her period blood on your fresh slacks, which he happens to have as well, then he notices you have detergent containers filled with his green beer. awwwwkward
I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.
My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.