Will i bust in a second my first time

January 28, 2011 @ 15:32:28 PM
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Ok so i didnt jack off in weeks and shit and today a ♥♥♥♥♥ had the house to himself and was mad horny off that van wylder: freshman year movie.

so i got prepared and stuff, lotion, paper towels and wutnot... to only bust withing a minute or 2. i guess mr down there was rusty.

now im thinking, if i masturbating makes me cum so quickly how will a ♥♥♥♥♥ fair with a real puss? does loving the girl matter?

u can use this thread to talk bout ur first time too.
January 28, 2011 @ 15:33:15 PM
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buy a fleshlight
January 28, 2011 @ 15:36:00 PM
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lol you a bitch
but yo if you a real man, handle that pussy like a real man suppose to handle that pussy
January 28, 2011 @ 15:36:37 PM
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^^lmao wuts that suposed to mean
January 28, 2011 @ 15:37:45 PM
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January 28, 2011 @ 15:40:13 PM
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^^lmao wuts that suposed to mean


January 28, 2011 @ 15:42:02 PM
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oh son u almost killed me hahahaha
January 28, 2011 @ 15:47:25 PM
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jacking off=/=having sex. of course you're gonna get yourself off quicker. nohomo
January 28, 2011 @ 15:51:05 PM
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jacking off=/=having sex. of course you're gonna get yourself off quicker. nohomo


Cosign. Different experiences.
January 28, 2011 @ 15:57:12 PM
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if that shit rly feels like a pussy, i wouldnt like my first time to be wit a sex toy lol


nah I was just joking but if you're up for that go ahead and do you lulz
January 28, 2011 @ 17:30:51 PM
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Ok so i didnt jack off in weeks and shit and today a ♥♥♥♥♥ had the house to himself and was mad horny off that van wylder: freshman year movie.

so i got prepared and stuff, lotion, paper towels and wutnot... to only bust withing a minute or 2. i guess mr down there was rusty.

now im thinking, if i masturbating makes me cum so quickly how will a ♥♥♥♥♥ fair with a real puss? does loving the girl matter?

u can use this thread to talk bout ur first time too.


word
January 28, 2011 @ 17:32:21 PM
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Hahaha I almost died when I saw the title.
January 28, 2011 @ 17:36:50 PM
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Yes.
January 28, 2011 @ 17:41:10 PM
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You're used to your hand, Pussy will give you a new feeling you are not used to. Also jerk off once before sex makes you laster long and eat that pussy when you feel like your gonna cum shit makes you last a little longer


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January 28, 2011 @ 18:04:14 PM
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seriously, first time i ever boned a chick i thought of the most psychotic shit to last longer while we were goin at it....

a naked nasty ass grandma, then she got her tits chopped off
then kittens getting ground up in a blender
then a chair
then i imagined her super ugly

i lasted a while so follow the formula

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January 28, 2011 @ 18:06:15 PM
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seriously, first time i ever boned a chick i thought of the most psychotic shit to last longer while we were goin at it....

a naked nasty ass grandma, then she got her tits chopped off
then kittens getting ground up in a blender
then a chair
then i imagined her super ugly

i lasted a while so follow the formula


lol'd
January 28, 2011 @ 18:06:55 PM
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seriously, first time i ever boned a chick i thought of the most psychotic shit to last longer while we were goin at it....

a naked nasty ass grandma, then she got her tits chopped off
then kittens getting ground up in a blender
then a chair
then i imagined her super ugly

i lasted a while so follow the formula


and you actually managed to stay hard after thinking of all that shit?

you're sick..
January 28, 2011 @ 18:19:40 PM
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the internet has desensitized me bro

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January 28, 2011 @ 18:31:37 PM
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but thinking of a chair will make me bust smh
January 28, 2011 @ 18:47:37 PM
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Ok so i didnt jack off in weeks and shit and today a ♥♥♥♥♥ had the house to himself and was mad horny off that van wylder: freshman year movie.

so i got prepared and stuff, lotion, paper towels and wutnot... to only bust withing a minute or 2. i guess mr down there was rusty.

now im thinking, if i masturbating makes me cum so quickly how will a ♥♥♥♥♥ fair with a real puss? does loving the girl matter?

u can use this thread to talk bout ur first time too.


lol

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

January 28, 2011 @ 19:07:55 PM
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January 28, 2011 @ 19:56:15 PM
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eh you'd be surprised, you'll be aight, don't stress it
January 28, 2011 @ 19:56:34 PM
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Lasted like 15 min not including the blowjob before hand my first time, its different with everyone

edit: i didnt use a condom or jerk off before hand, it just always took me a while.. also if your drunk this will help as well

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

January 28, 2011 @ 20:40:16 PM
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thickest condom u can buy and jerk before sex lol


that's how i lasted 15mins my first round.
January 28, 2011 @ 20:52:28 PM
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only on hb smokeyface
January 29, 2011 @ 00:42:15 AM
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you will depending what you did the day of
January 29, 2011 @ 00:47:41 AM
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just imagine your mom or her dad walking in
January 29, 2011 @ 01:16:36 AM
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the internet has desensitized me bro


truth
January 29, 2011 @ 01:59:39 AM
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I'm not gonna lie I busted twice within like 3 minutes my first time

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Yo I hit it raw tho. Don't judge me ♥♥♥♥♥.
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