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January 28, 2011 @ 03:32 PM
Sogah

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Ok so i didnt jack off in weeks and shit and today a ♥♥♥♥♥ had the house to himself and was mad horny off that van wylder: freshman year movie.

so i got prepared and stuff, lotion, paper towels and wutnot... to only bust withing a minute or 2. i guess mr down there was rusty.

now im thinking, if i masturbating makes me cum so quickly how will a ♥♥♥♥♥ fair with a real puss? does loving the girl matter?

u can use this thread to talk bout ur first time too.
January 28, 2011 @ 03:33 PM
loop

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Location: SoCal

buy a fleshlight
January 28, 2011 @ 03:36 PM
ABGoHard

Post: 531

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Location: Little JERSEY!

lol you a bitch
but yo if you a real man, handle that pussy like a real man suppose to handle that pussy
January 28, 2011 @ 03:36 PM
Sogah

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^^lmao wuts that suposed to mean
January 28, 2011 @ 03:37 PM
Sogah

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January 28, 2011 @ 03:40 PM
ABGoHard

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Location: Little JERSEY!

^^lmao wuts that suposed to mean


January 28, 2011 @ 03:42 PM
Sogah

Post: 19

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oh son u almost killed me hahahaha
January 28, 2011 @ 03:47 PM
SFCA

Post: 2547

Join Date: Dec 2007

jacking off=/=having sex. of course you're gonna get yourself off quicker. nohomo

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

January 28, 2011 @ 03:51 PM
gnar

Post: 1545

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Location: Vegas

jacking off=/=having sex. of course you're gonna get yourself off quicker. nohomo


Cosign. Different experiences.
January 28, 2011 @ 03:57 PM
loop

Post: 1381

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: SoCal

if that shit rly feels like a pussy, i wouldnt like my first time to be wit a sex toy lol


nah I was just joking but if you're up for that go ahead and do you lulz
January 28, 2011 @ 05:30 PM
ateeeewuh.

Post: 5277

Join Date: Jul 2008

Ok so i didnt jack off in weeks and shit and today a ♥♥♥♥♥ had the house to himself and was mad horny off that van wylder: freshman year movie.

so i got prepared and stuff, lotion, paper towels and wutnot... to only bust withing a minute or 2. i guess mr down there was rusty.

now im thinking, if i masturbating makes me cum so quickly how will a ♥♥♥♥♥ fair with a real puss? does loving the girl matter?

u can use this thread to talk bout ur first time too.


word
January 28, 2011 @ 05:32 PM
CoppedaPair

Post: 99

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Location: Seattle, WA

Hahaha I almost died when I saw the title.
January 28, 2011 @ 05:36 PM
ACTiON FUNKENSTEiN

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Location: BLAT BLAT BLAT

Yes.
January 28, 2011 @ 05:41 PM
cuddlestheshee

Post: 1126

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Fallbrook CA

You're used to your hand, Pussy will give you a new feeling you are not used to. Also jerk off once before sex makes you laster long and eat that pussy when you feel like your gonna cum shit makes you last a little longer


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January 28, 2011 @ 06:04 PM
chief

Post: 6672

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

seriously, first time i ever boned a chick i thought of the most psychotic shit to last longer while we were goin at it....

a naked nasty ass grandma, then she got her tits chopped off
then kittens getting ground up in a blender
then a chair
then i imagined her super ugly

i lasted a while so follow the formula

•••

January 28, 2011 @ 06:06 PM
xVILLN

Post: 6305

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: LA

seriously, first time i ever boned a chick i thought of the most psychotic shit to last longer while we were goin at it....

a naked nasty ass grandma, then she got her tits chopped off
then kittens getting ground up in a blender
then a chair
then i imagined her super ugly

i lasted a while so follow the formula


lol'd

http://illestxvillian.tumblr.com/

January 28, 2011 @ 06:06 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1306

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

seriously, first time i ever boned a chick i thought of the most psychotic shit to last longer while we were goin at it....

a naked nasty ass grandma, then she got her tits chopped off
then kittens getting ground up in a blender
then a chair
then i imagined her super ugly

i lasted a while so follow the formula


and you actually managed to stay hard after thinking of all that shit?


you're sick..
January 28, 2011 @ 06:19 PM
chief

Post: 6672

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

the internet has desensitized me bro

•••

January 28, 2011 @ 06:31 PM
It's Only Hype

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but thinking of a chair will make me bust sad
January 28, 2011 @ 06:47 PM
jaded

moderator

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Location: ಠ______ಠ

Ok so i didnt jack off in weeks and shit and today a ♥♥♥♥♥ had the house to himself and was mad horny off that van wylder: freshman year movie.

so i got prepared and stuff, lotion, paper towels and wutnot... to only bust withing a minute or 2. i guess mr down there was rusty.

now im thinking, if i masturbating makes me cum so quickly how will a ♥♥♥♥♥ fair with a real puss? does loving the girl matter?

u can use this thread to talk bout ur first time too.


lol

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

January 28, 2011 @ 07:07 PM
Kzoh

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January 28, 2011 @ 07:56 PM
damnwitless2

suspended

Post: 7236

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bucktown, USA

eh you'd be surprised, you'll be aight, don't stress it

All I do is smoke weed, blow lines, and listen to MF DOOM. And rap. http://www.facebook.com/SpacemanNYC

January 28, 2011 @ 07:56 PM
trevxv3

Post: 1825

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

Lasted like 15 min not including the blowjob before hand my first time, its different with everyone

edit: i didnt use a condom or jerk off before hand, it just always took me a while.. also if your drunk this will help as well

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

January 28, 2011 @ 08:40 PM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

Post: 412

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: 310

thickest condom u can buy and jerk before sex lol


that's how i lasted 15mins my first round.
January 28, 2011 @ 08:52 PM
Its_SONIC

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Location: PHILLY

only on hb cool
January 29, 2011 @ 12:42 AM
oxbozulu1080

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you will depending what you did the day of
January 29, 2011 @ 12:47 AM
lifes outro .

Post: 539

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Location: new york.

just imagine your mom or her dad walking in
January 29, 2011 @ 01:16 AM
Pierre

Post: 96

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Stankonia

the internet has desensitized me bro


truth
January 29, 2011 @ 01:59 AM
Blaizini

Post: 280

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: caliphony/new haven

I'm not gonna lie I busted twice within like 3 minutes my first time


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Yo I hit it raw tho. Don't judge me ♥♥♥♥♥.
January 29, 2011 @ 02:21 AM
CHOPZZBISCUIT

Post: 4359

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: KALI4NIA


that quickness

Kayv: pull bitches, not triggers. throw parties, not fists. futurebass : my mom said life is like a box of kimchi. chopzz.tumblr.com


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