So last November I met this really cute girl with a very large booty.
We hit it off real quick. I liked her. She like me. We talked. Texted. All that.
I liked her so much I ended up asking her to be my valentine.
On valentines day I told her she's my girlfriend now.
We ended up falling in love.
Its the first week of december and her bestfriend is having some kind of get together thingy-shit at hooters downtown for her bday
We go. And let's just say I'm definately ole girls type. The body language and signals she was sending made it very obvious. She sat across the table from me and was constantly kicking my legs and feet.(I stay in a fresh pair so I don't like that shit one bit) she even tells my girl how cute I am. And if I got friends that look like me.
The next week I get a text from some random number. It was my girl texting me from her homegirls(the one from hooters) phone. Talking about how her fone died and blah blah blah.
The very next week I get a text from lauren(hooters girl) phone. The message said "hey eric this is T. My one died and I'm stranded at laurens can you pick me up." I'm like whatever I'll be there in a bit. I get there and hit ole girls line. She was like "T is in the bathroom but you can come in and wait." My girlfriend wasn't stranded her mother scooped her up......that's when I got seduced. Shorty opened the door...get on the floor...everybody walk the dinosaur