FML Cant belive this shit actually happpend to me :(

January 07, 2011 @ 20:56:45 PM
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So last November I met this really cute girl with a very large booty.
We hit it off real quick. I liked her. She like me. We talked. Texted. All that.
I liked her so much I ended up asking her to be my valentine.
On valentines day I told her she's my girlfriend now.
We ended up falling in love.

Its the first week of december and her bestfriend is having some kind of get together thingy-shit at hooters downtown for her bday
We go. And let's just say I'm definately ole girls type. The body language and signals she was sending made it very obvious. She sat across the table from me and was constantly kicking my legs and feet.(I stay in a fresh pair so I don't like that shit one bit) she even tells my girl how cute I am. And if I got friends that look like me.

The next week I get a text from some random number. It was my girl texting me from her homegirls(the one from hooters) phone. Talking about how her fone died and blah blah blah.

The very next week I get a text from lauren(hooters girl) phone. The message said "hey eric this is T. My one died and I'm stranded at laurens can you pick me up." I'm like whatever I'll be there in a bit. I get there and hit ole girls line. She was like "T is in the bathroom but you can come in and wait." My girlfriend wasn't stranded her mother scooped her up......that's when I got seduced. Shorty opened the door...get on the floor...everybody walk the dinosaur
January 07, 2011 @ 20:59:24 PM
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upthefunk

January 07, 2011 @ 20:59:46 PM
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You feel in love?

January 07, 2011 @ 21:08:32 PM
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lold^
January 07, 2011 @ 21:15:37 PM
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lol
January 07, 2011 @ 21:35:00 PM
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♥♥♥♥♥ you fell in love?

Are you homosex?
January 07, 2011 @ 21:38:48 PM
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you guys sure do love some copypasta.
January 07, 2011 @ 21:41:43 PM
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LOL at this dudes Sig.
January 07, 2011 @ 22:10:02 PM
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(I stay in a fresh pair so I don't like that shit one bit)


troll or not, thats some real ♥♥♥♥♥ shit.
January 07, 2011 @ 22:21:56 PM
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Just to be clear so your gf's friend tricked you and seduced you then finally smashed right?

TRY TO SMASH BOTH OF THEM AS MUCH AS YOU CAN n DONT GET CAUGHT.

Or just pick the one you like and stick with it man.

Kayv: pull bitches, not triggers. throw parties, not fists. futurebass : my mom said life is like a box of kimchi. chopzz.tumblr.com

January 07, 2011 @ 23:49:48 PM
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you guys sure do love some copypasta.


What did i ever do to you faust? i had love for bruh...cant believe you came at me like that smh
January 07, 2011 @ 23:51:20 PM
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What did i ever do to you faust? i had love for bruh...cant believe you came at me like that smh


it was all for shits and giggles if you will. you know i got love for you cuh.
January 08, 2011 @ 01:11:43 AM
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