Join Date: Nov 2008
Two men walk into a little jazzy coffe house where they play live music,have a great book selection & serve some of the world's tastiest coffee & tea blends.As they enter & take a seat, they are greeted by a black haired,milky-skinned 23 yr.old european temptress.They both order two coffees which to their surprise they are asked,"Would you like some of my special breastmilk for a more exotic flavor?"With a quick look at each other & then her bosom.They both reply,"YES!"No longer then two minutes & forty seconds they get their orders.While sitting at their table drinking their coffee with the live jazz music playing.They notice that their black haired,milky-skinned 23 yr.old european goddess sitting in a chair with a baby bottle to her naval.Amazed that it seemed that something was indeed drinking from it,one of the men asked,"Excuse me but are you pregnant?"To which she proudly replied,"Why Yes!"The other man then asks,"How does your baby drink milk from your naval?"She explained that where she was born they were extremely poor & if people knew a young woman was lactating they would try & steal the babies food.So over time all the women from her country learned this trick.Awed & confused the first man then asked,"But what if they tried to pump milk from your breasts?"With a happy grin the young female replied,"Nothing would happen silly."So The second man then asked a better question,"Where does your milk come from then?"The black haired,milky-skinned 23 yr.old european beauty then replied,"Why out of my anus sir!"Which lead both men to say,"I thought this tasted like butt(er)milk.