A story about brendan's future

August 21, 2010 @ 19:33:57 PM
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go play some runescape ✖✖✖✖✖


who are you?
August 21, 2010 @ 19:34:55 PM
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get more nigs into this shit
and as for updates, i think you should link it in front page to the direct post instead of saying page 3 b/c i got 40 posts/page and thread is only 2 pages for me

My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.

August 21, 2010 @ 19:36:35 PM
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you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

August 21, 2010 @ 19:38:23 PM
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dope man dope smokeyface
August 21, 2010 @ 19:38:32 PM
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why u mad though? ✖✖✖✖✖s catching feelings.
August 21, 2010 @ 19:40:22 PM
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lol i doubt you talk like that in real life

go play runescape ✖✖✖✖✖

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

August 21, 2010 @ 19:41:49 PM
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was that supposed to be an insult? of course i dont talk like that in real life. hop off my dick, your obviously a hatin ass ✖✖✖✖✖.
August 21, 2010 @ 19:42:48 PM
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lol you gonna cry now?

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

August 21, 2010 @ 19:45:20 PM
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word.
August 21, 2010 @ 19:45:31 PM
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Brendan Lives In Japan
Boom/Bap WE IN THIS MAYNEEEEEEEEE!!!

lmfao yo this is the single greatest thing i've read that froads never wrote smh

Moops, i love you, i do i do i dooooooooo--ooooooohhhhhhh!
August 21, 2010 @ 20:05:23 PM
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get more nigs into this shit
and as for updates, i think you should link it in front page to the direct post instead of saying page 3 b/c i got 40 posts/page and thread is only 2 pages for me


good looks
August 21, 2010 @ 20:23:11 PM
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lmao at "brendan lives in japan"
August 21, 2010 @ 20:41:49 PM
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This is a cool story bro!
August 22, 2010 @ 02:28:50 AM
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the man gave a thumbs up. A smirk falling upon his face, he asked Brendan "you wanna see me jerk?"


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August 22, 2010 @ 08:20:40 AM
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Looool "wanna see me jerk"
August 22, 2010 @ 10:58:10 AM
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i see a film being made out of this.

with JGL being the main character smokeyface

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August 22, 2010 @ 11:05:41 AM
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lmfaooooooooooooo moops i love u
August 22, 2010 @ 11:17:03 AM
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Moops I'm guaranteed you get the most pussy on hb.



You the ugly ✖✖✖✖ version of him.
August 22, 2010 @ 15:37:03 PM
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part 5: the ballad of Brendan
Brendan dies

edit: Brendan went back to his hotel to smoke a spliff. He realizes that he didn't go to ucla, but instead to OCC. He dies of shock.

Edit edit: nah, just playing.
August 22, 2010 @ 15:39:17 PM
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August 22, 2010 @ 15:44:23 PM
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this is better than twilight. &)&)&)

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August 22, 2010 @ 15:46:18 PM
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August 22, 2010 @ 16:01:03 PM
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why do i feel like infamous is Keleigh on the downlow
August 22, 2010 @ 16:19:11 PM
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part 5: the ballad of Brendan
Brendan dies

edit: Brendan went back to his hotel to smoke a spliff. He realizes that he didn't go to ucla, but instead to OCC. He dies of shock.


lmao. but on the real, Brendan needs to clear this up, is he really going to UCLA or not? If not that's mad weak.
August 22, 2010 @ 16:49:59 PM
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August 22, 2010 @ 18:16:47 PM
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c'mon man you dont let a ✖✖✖✖✖ die like that
August 22, 2010 @ 18:17:00 PM
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bad ending is bad.
August 22, 2010 @ 18:22:59 PM
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✖✖✖✖✖ you cant go out like that
August 22, 2010 @ 18:36:36 PM
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part 5: brendan gets high (almost)

Brendan's ugly face assumed an expression of disgust, when he tried to make sense of what this man had just asked him.
"why would I want to see another man jack o-" Brendan asked, his face twisted into repulse.
"jerking is a dance, ✖✖✖✖✖", the man began to explain to Brendan.
"oh", brendan said, his disgusting face forming an expression of stoicism once again.
"no thanks, you ugly bowl-cut having du", Brendan said as he started to roll up the windows.

The man put his unwelcome hand on brendan's window, ceasing it in it's✖
crawling pace.

"how bout this?" a sly smile slid onto the man's face. "I take your car, or I✖
slice you", the man held up a knife, it's steel blade glistening in the limpid✖
sun's harsh rays.

Was this guy really threatening him? Brendan smirked. The would-be✖
carjacker wasn't the only one with a knife. Brendan's swift hand grabbed a✖
Supreme boxcutter, and brandished it to the man. "im going to give your skin
✖knife fades", Brendan told the man as he thrust his knife into the man.
✖
"huh... Dying... Uh... Fuck... I won't live to see... F/w supreme drop", the man
✖breathed out those short words, before becoming limp and slumping✖
against brendan's car.

Brendan exited the car, his bloody boxcutter drawn. He knelt down before✖
the figure he had just stabbed. He checked the bloodied blue flannel of the man. Brendan's lips contorted into a smile-like manner as he found what he had been seeking. He pulled out a dime sack of og kush. "yes!" Brendan was ecstatic. "wait till I tell Kurt-". Brendan caught himself. He took the dime sack and drove off."

Kurt. That name had meant the world to Brendan, once upon a time ago.
Kurt was his best friend his confidante. They were two Asian nerds, two fellow outcasts, who had found each other in the overcrowded walls of their high school. They were two peas in a pod. They found each other, so that they wouldn't have to be so alone. Brendan sighed. But they started to drift apart after Brendan was accepted to Yale. Kurt became an abusive drunk, a state which was given cause to by his raging jealousy of ✖brendan's achievements. Brendan hadn't heard from his old friend since he had graduated Yale.✖

Brendan rushed back to his hotel suite, and ordered a veritable feast in anticipation of his OC x ATL smoke sesh.
He rolled his newfound treasure in a series of fat blunts, laying them aside.
*knock knock, sucka*
Brendan opened the door to his hotel suite. When he stuck his head out to see who it was, he was bamboozled. There wasn't anyone in sight. He was about to close the door, when a deep black voice stopped him right in his tracks.✖
"yo Brendan."
Brendan looked around. Noone.
"Brendan, over here."
Brendan swung his head to a shadow he hadn't taken note of before, where he noticed a pair of eyes staring back at him.
Brendan headed towards the shadow, and as he came closer to the figure, he noticed that it wasn't a shadow, it was a person.

"damn du, you're midnight black", Brendan exclaimed.

The figure stepped into the light "that's so racist dawg, I can't even start to tell you. My community college has a planetarium, yo. Fucking racist Asian".
August 22, 2010 @ 18:41:11 PM
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lul i'll give your skin knife fades
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