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June 29, 2010 @ 05:40 AM
BitchFunk

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Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Left Coast

Woah.
June 29, 2010 @ 06:02 AM
uncle kwan

Post: 631

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Queens NYC

What's the difference between a baby and a fridge?

A fridge doesn't scream when i put my meat in it.


i lol'd OD


What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?
A straight line
June 29, 2010 @ 07:32 AM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

Hlookz, no matter how much you deny it, you're racist.
June 29, 2010 @ 08:03 AM
Argh.T

Post: 162

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Burn

i lol'd

you guys are like 12, you shouldnt find it funny










yet



Hahaha!
June 29, 2010 @ 11:17 AM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1073

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: TURN UP

whats the difference between boy scouts and jews.

boy scouts come back after camp

whatever

June 29, 2010 @ 12:30 PM
goldANDsacks

Post: 3159

Join Date: Jul 2009

- knock knock.

who's there?

- a black guy.

go away, nobody's home.
June 29, 2010 @ 12:39 PM
whenarichniggawantU

Post: 1487

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: San Diego

womens rights
June 29, 2010 @ 03:08 PM
OmegaSvpreme

Post: 1283

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: The Hyperion

whats the difference between boy scouts and jews.

Boy scouts come back after camp


lold irl
June 29, 2010 @ 03:14 PM
eddie.

Post: 641

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: pdx.

What color jeans does eddieowns wear?








































red.
June 29, 2010 @ 05:05 PM
HIookz

Post: 9

Join Date: Apr 2010

Denny Crane, i aint racist dude, in fact i got those jokes from my black classmates
June 29, 2010 @ 05:06 PM
HIookz

Post: 9

Join Date: Apr 2010

What do you call a half Hawaiian half Filipino?

A person that does good landscaping but has no land
June 29, 2010 @ 08:55 PM
currysauce13

Post: 44

Join Date: May 2010

Why are blacks really good in basketball?


Because it's a sport that involves shooting, stealing, and running.
June 29, 2010 @ 09:17 PM

Inactive

How do you save a drowning baby?

You harpoon it.


Why don't women need drivers licenses?

There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
June 29, 2010 @ 10:08 PM
chief

Post: 6640

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I interpreted the joke as implying having sexual intercourse with a toddler.
I'm sixteen, and I'll never find that funny.

Back to the racist jokes


whats the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?


theres 20 of them

•••

June 29, 2010 @ 10:10 PM
db_cooper

Post: 2308

Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Los Angeles

what makes 9 outta 10 people happy?


gang rape
June 30, 2010 @ 01:06 AM
timmehboii

Post: 906

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: ATL

what do people and jelly beans have in common?


nobody likes the black ones
June 30, 2010 @ 02:32 AM
GENERAL DISARRAY

Post: 693

Join Date: Apr 2010

whats long & black?




the line at kfc.
June 30, 2010 @ 07:42 AM
Argh.T

Post: 162

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Burn

what makes 9 outta 10 people happy?


gang rape


ahaha this is good
June 30, 2010 @ 10:08 AM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

What's brown and sticky?





A stick.
June 30, 2010 @ 10:15 AM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008

What's the difference between a baby and a fridge?

A fridge doesn't scream when i put my meat in it.


This one caught me by surprise.

Good job.
June 30, 2010 @ 10:28 AM
Gradient

Post: 118

Join Date: May 2010

Location: im around. .

whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr. dre


lol'd
June 30, 2010 @ 10:36 AM
shecky_shabazz

Post: 333

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: melBURN

What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with an erection?

He breaks his nose.
June 30, 2010 @ 01:53 PM
allloginstaken

Post: 54

Join Date: Dec 2006

What is the only downside of eating bald pu$$y?

Putting the diaper back on when you are finished.
June 30, 2010 @ 02:02 PM
Constellations

Post: 3054

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: LeBroward County, Fl...

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

\X/

June 30, 2010 @ 02:04 PM
faust

Post: 4737

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ny bang bang skeet s...

what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

the 7 year old in the trunk.
June 30, 2010 @ 04:24 PM
illy

Post: 1969

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: sandiegocaliforniaba...

why was the little strawberry sad?

because his mother was in a jam. cool


best joke in this whole thread :]
June 30, 2010 @ 06:37 PM
Oh Shit Ninjas! MILK, RUN!!!

Post: 749

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: If Madonna Calls...I...

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I interpreted the joke as implying having sexual intercourse with a toddler.
I'm sixteen, and I'll never find that funny.

Back to the racist jokes




whats the difference between a 1962 ferrari 250 gto and a pile of dead babies?












i dont have any ferrari gto's in my garage sad
June 30, 2010 @ 06:51 PM
young idiot

Post: 6150

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: London

lmao the baby jokes are winning. i don't think there should be any limit to decency, as long as it's funny. if it's not funny, then you can rip it apart as a straight comment.
June 30, 2010 @ 08:05 PM
mindflight

Post: 31

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: phoenix az

what do you call a mexican rolling around in sand?











a churro
June 30, 2010 @ 08:41 PM
PKMN Trainer Red

Post: 2329

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Pallet Town

what do you call a mexican rolling around in sand?











a churro


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