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June 28, 2010 @ 09:39 PM
allloginstaken

Post: 54

Join Date: Dec 2006

What is long white and hard?

Nothing


What do you call a redneck virgin?

A girl that can outrun her brothers.


What is the favorite sexual position of rednecks?

Doggy-style so they can both watch Nascar


What do you do if someone is having a seizure in your bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.
June 28, 2010 @ 09:49 PM
Spankbank

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Location: Crooklyn

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luls ensured
June 28, 2010 @ 10:00 PM
Oh Shit Ninjas! MILK, RUN!!!

Post: 749

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Location: If Madonna Calls...I...

what do a puerto rican and a personal pan pizza from pizza hut have in common???













...neither one can feed a family of four sad
June 28, 2010 @ 10:02 PM
Eaton

Post: 3457

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NY

Why did God give black guy's big dicks?

He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads


Whats the difference between blacks and tires?

When you put chains on tires they dont sing

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June 28, 2010 @ 10:03 PM
Oh Shit Ninjas! MILK, RUN!!!

Post: 749

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why do blacks have white palms?



because they had their hands pressed against the wall when god spray painted them sad
June 28, 2010 @ 10:05 PM
Oh Shit Ninjas! MILK, RUN!!!

Post: 749

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: If Madonna Calls...I...

why do blacks eat tootsie rolls with a knife and fork?





so that they dont accidentally eat their fingers....(dray sad )
June 28, 2010 @ 10:07 PM
Dray

Post: 2167

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Bay Area

.(dray sad )


lol
June 28, 2010 @ 10:08 PM
Oh Shit Ninjas! MILK, RUN!!!

Post: 749

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Location: If Madonna Calls...I...

how'd you type that?
June 28, 2010 @ 10:09 PM
aintgotnowerk

Post: 543

Join Date: Jul 2009

why do blacks eat tootsie rolls with a knife and fork?





so that they dont accidentally eat their fingers....(dray sad )


Nise.
June 28, 2010 @ 10:09 PM
Dray

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Location: Bay Area

Deleted the rest
June 28, 2010 @ 10:11 PM
Jphn-John

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Location: California

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cool
June 28, 2010 @ 10:21 PM
chief

Post: 6690

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

what do jews and pizzas have in common?
they both go in the oven

cool


whats the difference between jews and pizzas?

pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven

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June 28, 2010 @ 10:27 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi


What is the different between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, Michael Jackson F*&^'s little boys.







Lmao
June 28, 2010 @ 10:37 PM
99%Shit

Post: 3415

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Ontario

whats the difference between jews and pizzas?

pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven


Jews were usually dead when the Nazis put them into ovens, jus' sayin'.


So, have you noticed how North Edinburgh golfers putt like
this [putts stiffly] and South Edinburgh golfers putt like
this? [putts with knees bent]

narsha.narsha.narsha

June 28, 2010 @ 10:39 PM
Bubbs619

Post: 2842

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Jews were usually dead when the Nazis put them into ovens, jus' sayin'.


what up buzz killington
June 28, 2010 @ 10:41 PM
99%Shit

Post: 3415

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Ontario

Haha. Family Guy, aren't we off that?

narsha.narsha.narsha

June 28, 2010 @ 10:43 PM
odb.

Post: 2047

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Toronto

why do blacks have white palms?



because they had their hands pressed against the wall when god spray painted them sad


Everyone has to have a little bit of good in them.
June 28, 2010 @ 10:54 PM
qazwsx1

Post: 491

Join Date: Jan 2010

ok i fucks wit this

best joke ever


what do you call the Cavs without leBron?

a lottery team!!!
June 28, 2010 @ 10:56 PM
Bubbs619

Post: 2842

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go kill yourself
June 29, 2010 @ 12:38 AM
HisAirness32

Post: 66

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: New York, NY

What kind of murderer has moral fibre?" — "A cereal killer.
June 29, 2010 @ 12:49 AM
CONQ

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2008

What do mr. clean and a revolver both have in common?




They both put a shine on the floor
June 29, 2010 @ 01:10 AM
Constellations

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Location: LeBroward County, Fl...

What do fish eggs and michael jackson have in common? They both cum on little white crackers

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June 29, 2010 @ 01:37 AM
Marky Mark

Post: 289

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Milwaukee

Why do black guys cry during sex?





Because of the mace.
June 29, 2010 @ 01:51 AM
allloginstaken

Post: 54

Join Date: Dec 2006

What do 9 out of 10 people love?

gang rape
June 29, 2010 @ 01:59 AM
daemcee

Post: 136

Join Date: Apr 2009

Why dont girls wear skirts during winter?



chap lips
June 29, 2010 @ 02:03 AM
Argh.T

Post: 162

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Burn

What's the difference between a baby and a fridge?

A fridge doesn't scream when i put my meat in it.
June 29, 2010 @ 02:29 AM
northwest

Post: 4034

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

Wtf, that is soo messed up.
June 29, 2010 @ 02:31 AM
chief

Post: 6690

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

i lol'd

you guys are like 12, you shouldnt find it funny










yet

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June 29, 2010 @ 02:36 AM
uneeq

Post: 146

Join Date: Jun 2009

why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?

because they can clean their crack and sell it again.
June 29, 2010 @ 05:13 AM
HIookz

Post: 9

Join Date: Apr 2010

Why is there only 2 pallbearer in a black mans funeral?

Because trash cans only have 2 handle

Where do they bury it?

On the sidewalk so the rubbish man can pick it up

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