June 23, 2010 @ 06:10 PM
Stick3m

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Location: Pittsburgh, PA

Is it possible? I'm taking niacin pills although i just started today, last time i smoked was last night... i just found out a couple hours ago i have to take it any other tips you have would help alot.
June 23, 2010 @ 06:10 PM
chief

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Location: WA

lol youre fucked

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June 23, 2010 @ 06:11 PM
Whatyoumean?

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Location: UK

i doubt you will pass if you only smoked last night razz
June 23, 2010 @ 06:13 PM
Stick3m

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Location: Pittsburgh, PA

yea i think i am fucked lol
June 23, 2010 @ 06:14 PM
Herban

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It's funny how you already accepted defeat.
June 23, 2010 @ 06:15 PM
Stick3m

Post: 311

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Location: Pittsburgh, PA

man it just sucks a friend of mine got me in the door for this pretty dope job but failed to mention they drug test... which is not cool
June 23, 2010 @ 06:18 PM
Herban

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Well just gather all the info about these various types of wive's tales bowel system cleaning shits and do them all. Or get a fake peen that looks like a real peen with kindergartner piss in it.
June 23, 2010 @ 06:21 PM
DennyWins

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Location: SF

June 23, 2010 @ 06:28 PM
CHOPZZBISCUIT

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last night? u clearly didnt have an intention of passing the test. I hope u fail and get fuckeed smh

Kayv: pull bitches, not triggers. throw parties, not fists. futurebass : my mom said life is like a box of kimchi. chopzz.tumblr.com

June 23, 2010 @ 06:29 PM
OmegaSvpreme

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Location: The Hyperion

Just bring in a plastic vial (so it doesnt break) of a cl ean friends piss, tape it to your leg or something. Like they'll really strip search you.
June 23, 2010 @ 06:29 PM
gnar

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Location: Vegas

Is it possible? I'm taking niacin pills although i just started today, last time i smoked was last night...


Hahahahahaha. That made my day.
June 23, 2010 @ 06:43 PM
illy

Post: 1969

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Location: sandiegocaliforniaba...

Take a food that will cause a false positive? Poppy Seeds?


good idea. then he'll be positive for opiates and weed. ^__^
June 23, 2010 @ 06:44 PM
kilogram

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Location: Gaza

how often did you smoke up until last night?
June 23, 2010 @ 06:45 PM
Dray

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Location: Bay Area

One week is hardly realistic let alone 1 day. Take a loss.
June 23, 2010 @ 06:47 PM
Sage

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Location: SAxOC

synthetic urine kit. unless its for probation or somewhere where they are watching you pee.

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June 23, 2010 @ 06:48 PM
swla

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Location: L A

being dead serious the only real chance you have is to fucking run like 10 miles and drink a shit ton of water right now. sweat it out and pee it out.
my friend smokes a shit ton of weed and is court ordered to take a drug test once a week. needless to say he passes everytime. this should work as long as youre not fat as fuck.

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June 23, 2010 @ 06:51 PM
AbDizzy

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Smoke more.
June 23, 2010 @ 07:04 PM
iheartvisvim

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Location: Nowhere Land.

good idea. then he'll be positive for opiates and weed. ^__^


You're stupid as fuck, bitch.

If he eats poppy seeds, and takes the test, the test will come back positive, at which point he can explain that he ate poppy seeds. The test will be then considered void, since the seeds resulted in a false positive.
June 23, 2010 @ 07:05 PM
STI Guy

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Location: nyc

drive to blairsville pa and fuck a girl in that town. you'll get aids and that'll throw off the drug test.
June 23, 2010 @ 07:09 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2514

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Get fake piss that they sell at headshops

Buffalo Bills till I die.

June 23, 2010 @ 07:10 PM
Sarcaustic

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Location: California

Just bring in a plastic vial (so it doesnt break) of a cl ean friends piss, tape it to your leg or something. Like they'll really strip search you.


This is probably your only option that actually has a chance of working. No one wants to carry around a vial of a friend's urine. But it has a shot, lol.
June 23, 2010 @ 07:17 PM
Dray

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Location: Bay Area

You're stupid as fuck, bitch.


June 23, 2010 @ 07:27 PM
modernmischief

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June 23, 2010 @ 07:32 PM
kilogram

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Location: Gaza

You're stupid as fuck, bitch.

If he eats poppy seeds, and takes the test, the test will come back positive, at which point he can explain that he ate poppy seeds. The test will be then considered void, since the seeds resulted in a false positive.


my favorite thing in the world is when people get incredibly gassed up and call people idiots because they're absolutely sure they're right, when actually...

they're wrong!

do you think when people take a drug test somebody sticks a piece of litmus paper into the piss and it says in large bold letters

THIS PERSON DID SOME DRUGS

apparently you did.

but anyways, here is an example of a drug test that might be used by employers



Those three letter acronyms each stand for a different drug. Notice that one of them says THC (marijuana) while another says OPI (opiates)

however, drug tests used by probation officers or law enforcement test for many more drugs specifically.

and with that, i say...

TARD
June 23, 2010 @ 07:50 PM
fistyourbitch

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cut your dick off so they cant test you
June 23, 2010 @ 07:58 PM
whenarichniggawantU

Post: 1545

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Location: San Diego

How often do you smoke? if you only toke every once and a while hit your local GNC ASAP and ask for Q-Carbo.



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June 23, 2010 @ 08:46 PM
illy

Post: 1969

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: sandiegocaliforniaba...

You're stupid as fuck, bitch.

If he eats poppy seeds, and takes the test, the test will come back positive, at which point he can explain that he ate poppy seeds. The test will be then considered void, since the seeds resulted in a false positive.


lololol. cute response honey.
June 23, 2010 @ 09:42 PM
Josh

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man it just sucks a friend of mine got me in the door for this pretty dope job but failed to mention they drug test... which is not cool


I think its dumb that you expected your friend to tell you that there is a drug test, you should have expected it if it was a "pretty dope" job

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June 23, 2010 @ 09:45 PM
northwest

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Location: Seattle, WA

Just say you're on your period.




























lololol
June 23, 2010 @ 10:03 PM
pierre pierre

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Location: sweden

kill a bottle of cranburrry juice and you should be good.




i think.
good luck...

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