Crazy things you heard about people who you aren't in contact with anymore

April 30, 2012 @ 10:16:13
I heard my nigga came with a dildo in his mouth the other day.

But really though:
Girls having babys then turning lesbian.
Whole groups of friends getting racked up on murder cases.
Stoners in HS now have massive gang connections

haha fag

April 30, 2012 @ 11:24:25

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So this couple have a weird fetish thing where the man would put starburst sweets in the womans vagina and eat them out.
But one day the man gets some fucked up rash around his mouth, so they both go to a doctor and he starts asking questions like 'Have you been eating anyhting strange these past few weeks?'. The man tells him about what they do, you know "...I eat starburst sweets and sometimes she leaves me surprises"
but then the womans like "what?"
"You left me those honey nut clusters, yano the cereal."
turns out the guy eat and swallowed a large vaginal wart.

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April 30, 2012 @ 13:10:32
A friend i had in high school was forced to swallow bleach and jump off a bridge because he owed money from street racing....................
April 30, 2012 @ 17:48:28
This girl I fucked my Sophomore year of HS became an amateur porn star. I've seen her in Bangbus, Money Talks and I heard that they flew her out to Cali (from FL) to record more shit.
I hope she gets big so I can say I fucked a porn star smokeyface

even though I already do say that.

upthefunk

April 30, 2012 @ 18:56:07
a few of my friends from elementary school have got girls pregnant, one is married now and in the military( literally everyone i know who is in the military were the biggest, most obnoxious assholes back in the day, that true for anyone else?) , the other was doin stick ups and home invasions but after he had his kid he cleaned it up and got a job as a welder now makin like 45k as a 20 year old, havin that kid was honestly probably the best thing that couldve happened to him, hed most probably be in prison now if not for it.

one kid i knew from elementary school "accidentally" killed a guy when they were fighting and the guy ended up down some stairs.

a kid i used to play soccer with supposedly killed a homeless guy.
dudes brother stabbed this other kid, who i used to play basketball with, like 8 times in the face, cut his throat and threw a cinderblock on his face and left him for dead on a major street. dude then got scared and dipped out of the city. the kid who got fucked up actually supposedly woke up and somehow made his way to a hospital down the street. everyone thought he was dead but then people have said theyve seen him since then walkin around with scars on his face and neck, i havent seen him though so i dont really know.

a best friend in high school got fucked up with drugs, started trippin acid like way too much, even heroin, and ended up getting pulled off the ledge of a building while he was standing here trying to decide whether to jump or not. now hes out in oregon outside of portland chillin with some other friends, as well as former terrorists and murderers on the run and makin crazy ass druggie rap music, probably goin out to visit him this summer lol should be quite a time.

this one kid from elementary school supposedly looks at pregnant porn lol

idk i guess theres probably some positive stuff too but its not as dramatic : /
April 30, 2012 @ 19:05:39
Originally posted by Inactive User
This girl I fucked my Sophomore year of HS became an amateur porn star. I've seen her in Bangbus, Money Talks and I heard that they flew her out to Cali (from FL) to record more shit.
I hope she gets big so I can say I fucked a porn star smokeyface

even though I already do say that.


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April 30, 2012 @ 20:54:24
that starburst story is f#@ked up

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April 30, 2012 @ 22:09:09
Lol, I suppose I can put her on blast.

On the bangbus website, she's on page 3 of the videos, it's called "Out and About." You can put the video up if you want.

I remember she also did a dancing bear vid but I haven't found it or the money talks one again. And she deleted her fb soon after the first video came out.

upthefunk

April 30, 2012 @ 22:39:53
^ Oh shit, was that you, Legit?

I remember some du gave us a link to a Dancing Bears vid. A chick he fucked was in it at the end.
April 30, 2012 @ 23:51:33
Haha it might have been. Must have been a while ago

upthefunk

May 01, 2012 @ 03:16:33
smh this cambodian kid who was one of my best friends from middleschool is doing 34 years for armed robbery and attempted murder, dude was a straight A student when we were in school but apparently he got mixed up in drugs in HS. shit is crazy

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May 01, 2012 @ 03:31:01
this kid nelson who I used to chill with in my 6th grade reading class got 30 years :/
http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Nelson_Baptiste_1232834/
http://www.wesh.com/news/28557528/detail.html

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May 01, 2012 @ 03:59:00
I had a homie back in freshman year, this dude would always tell me how he got laid every night and then 3 years later in senior year I had him in one of my classes and I started talking to him again reminisce about the past. I ask him if he still get laid every night no homo and I heard from another homie that his ass is gay. I was like 0_0 wtf??.

So I stopped talking to his gay faggot ass motherfucker. Fucking faggot needs to got slapped.

Oh I was leaving school and I was heading to my car I saw his faggot ass making out with some gay fucker. I was fucking disgusted.
May 01, 2012 @ 04:14:46
Two days ago I find out my cousin is a Call girl from the marriott. Lol


what's a call girl?

^ LMFAO

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May 01, 2012 @ 20:47:27
best friend from when i was a kid got arrested for robbing like 20 stores....

where the azn girls at

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May 06, 2012 @ 02:06:46
one of my teachers got fired for molesting girls, sick

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May 06, 2012 @ 04:00:21
Two of my middle school teachers got caught and prosecuted for having sex and relationships with one of their students.
May 06, 2012 @ 04:48:25
My childhood next door neighbour hit some guy with a car and chopped him up with a machete
http://www.citytv.com/toronto/citynews/news/local/article/23507--toronto-cops-arrest-suspect-in-machete-slaying
May 06, 2012 @ 07:40:48
A girl I knew was rumored to be a long-time Tyga groupie. I've mentioned this before on the forums.

The girl.

Then there's the typical gangbanger route.

I just wonder what people have thought about me. I've been through some crazy shit since I graduated.

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May 06, 2012 @ 08:11:41

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So this couple have a weird fetish thing where the man would put starburst sweets in the womans vagina and eat them out.
But one day the man gets some fucked up rash around his mouth, so they both go to a doctor and he starts asking questions like 'Have you been eating anyhting strange these past few weeks?'. The man tells him about what they do, you know "...I eat starburst sweets and sometimes she leaves me surprises"
but then the womans like "what?"
"You left me those honey nut clusters, yano the cereal."
turns out the guy eat and swallowed a large vaginal wart.


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May 06, 2012 @ 16:31:10
-Back in HS I was really into this chick. Took her to prom, hoping to smash but it didn't happen. After graduating like 2 years later I found out she was smashing everyone but me. Moved to LA and havent heard from her since..
- Found out after hs that tons of girls got abortions while in high school.
- My senior class president moved to FL and got caught with cocaine...her mugshot is online.
- This dude who I kicked it with back in middle school, dumb, no sense having dude is driving around in a $60,000 Benz cuz he's a manager at some factory. But my homeboy is smashing his girl on the regular.
- All the jocks are now fat and work lame jobs.
- I was trying to get at this chick last year, but she was obsessed with our boss' (met her at work) nephew, come to find out dude had molested her ex-bf when they were younger. Then she dated this cracked out cholo wannabe after dating his brother for like a month. Guess they like to keep it in the family. Oh and the dude beat her all the time.
-Homie from middle school did a 5 year bid for walking up to this dudes house, knocking on the door, mom answers, homie asks for the dude, dude comes to the door, and homie pops him in the face with a 9. Dude survived somehow. And I was surprised they gave him 5 years...sounds weak to me.
- Tons of girls got fat.
May 06, 2012 @ 16:31:45
Oh and I forgot, this brother and sister who were our agriculture teacher's kids, made out with each other at a party because they thought they were drunk. I grew up in a small town so there are no secrets.
May 06, 2012 @ 17:04:37
Ex is in a fugged up relationship apparently.... Shid. That. Sucks.
May 06, 2012 @ 17:07:29

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So this couple have a weird fetish thing where the man would put starburst sweets in the womans vagina and eat them out.
But one day the man gets some fucked up rash around his mouth, so they both go to a doctor and he starts asking questions like 'Have you been eating anyhting strange these past few weeks?'. The man tells him about what they do, you know "...I eat starburst sweets and sometimes she leaves me surprises"
but then the womans like "what?"
"You left me those honey nut clusters, yano the cereal."
turns out the guy eat and swallowed a large vaginal wart.

lmao

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May 06, 2012 @ 18:24:57
I guess I went to high school with this chick.

http://www.xvideos.com/video924056/ebony_spice

-At least two girls I went to elementary school with are married and pregnant.
-At least ten girls I went to middle school with have kids.
-A kid that I used to kick it with on the school bus is middle school drowned to death a year or two ago. Dude was cool as fuck in retrospect.
-A couple of my good friends from elementary school sell weed and rob people now.

That's it really. Nothing too crazy.
May 06, 2012 @ 18:49:55
-I went to highschool with that guy named denda.he's really famous and is suppose to be designing the yeezy 3 next year for kanye.
May 06, 2012 @ 20:17:57
Kid a age younger tried to hold up shop, robbed it but got caught in the end. 6 months in juvie.
Oh and close friend in school met a girl on PS3 and moved in with her a year later.

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May 07, 2012 @ 00:03:17
Kid I used to hangout with at elementary school with is now a child molester.... Touched a couple of boys and his sister.
May 07, 2012 @ 01:27:09
A dude i used to know, who used to play in a band same time my band was playing, left where i used to live. Heard in the news a few years later he had joined like a stunt show.
His job was a human cannonball. And turns out he'd been killed when we was doing it, the safety net failed and he was just shot out of a cannon and died. fucked up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-13189254
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