So this couple have a weird fetish thing where the man would put starburst sweets in the womans vagina and eat them out.
But one day the man gets some fucked up rash around his mouth, so they both go to a doctor and he starts asking questions like 'Have you been eating anyhting strange these past few weeks?'. The man tells him about what they do, you know "...I eat starburst sweets and sometimes she leaves me surprises"
but then the womans like "what?"
"You left me those honey nut clusters, yano the cereal."
turns out the guy eat and swallowed a large vaginal wart.
, the other was doin stick ups and home invasions but after he had his kid he cleaned it up and got a job as a welder now makin like 45k as a 20 year old, havin that kid was honestly probably the best thing that couldve happened to him, hed most probably be in prison now if not for it.
this cambodian kid who was one of my best friends from middleschool is doing 34 years for armed robbery and attempted murder, dude was a straight A student when we were in school but apparently he got mixed up in drugs in HS. shit is crazy
