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i play digimon on the ps1
Fuck Trey Songs
I hold my piss even though I really have to go because I'm too lazy to get off my ass.
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the
sometimes, when i have nothing to do all day, i like to see how many time i can jack off in an hour.
my record is 19 times.
This is generally impressive, but also a bit sad
I'm pretty sure he's joking. I hope he's joking.
sometimes, when i have nothing to do all day, i like to see how many time i can jack off in an hour.
my record is 19 times.
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i like to blast the initial d soundtrack in my car and pretend im drifting
when im really really bored sometimes i get drunk and not tell anyone and jus wait to see who can tell. wen someone notice's i jus start laughin
aw and i hide shyt and watch ppl look for it. sumtimes i even help em look......you kno....sicc shyt
I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.
WTF, that has to be a world record. I'm shooting blanks after like 3.
recently i started to collect my own shit in my freezer
i love to smell my farts while lying in bed
