Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

January 26, 2012 @ 22:57:48
dance in front of the mirror making weird and goofy faces for at least 10 min
January 26, 2012 @ 23:12:22
i constantly pace around my house...idk why. i'll just walk back and forth in the kitchen, office, my room, etc.
especially if i'm waiting on a call / someone to pick me up / to go somewhere i'll pace for like 10-15 minutes just walking back and forth in different rooms.

do this shit when i'm on the phone too.

i do this. i literally cant talk on the phone unless I'm walking.
January 27, 2012 @ 00:21:09
Masterbate to my own picture.
I be that pretty muhfucka.
January 27, 2012 @ 18:14:09

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sometimes out of no where i feel a cold chill through my skin and i spaz out from the torso to my head like a ghost possessed me


yo real talk that happens to me too quite a bit. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
January 27, 2012 @ 19:22:50
bizarre


story of my life.



this still kills me
January 27, 2012 @ 23:25:10
also i imagine all the characters in the books, like how they look etc. it happens by itself i have no conscious input on how they look, i just read and my mind generates an image. maybe everyone does this, thats why they always say the Books>Movies idk.

lol most people do this. you know... imagination.
January 27, 2012 @ 23:51:57
I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.


This I can relate to.
I used to do this up to about 2 years ago when I was like man fuck that i'm relaxing on this toilet. Brah lemme tell you, unless your dick is still as small as when you were a git, let that shit hang in there. It's so much more chill to just sit and shit and piss without pushing your dick down. Don't get me wrong, I'm still always on the look out to make sure the stream goes down, but I never had a problem.

Live free

upthefunk

January 28, 2012 @ 00:19:33
Masterbate to my own picture.
I be that pretty muhfucka.


*dead*
January 28, 2012 @ 00:28:55
When I start thinking weird stuff I stop in case someone is reading my mind!
January 28, 2012 @ 00:39:35
I consider myself a genius
January 30, 2012 @ 04:06:48
I generally never like to take the first or last of anything. When I'm in the supermarket & there's only one bottle of Ribena left. I leave that shit. When I go buffet and I take a plate from the pile, I never take the top one.

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January 31, 2012 @ 09:08:47
washing my dick with shampoo
January 31, 2012 @ 09:23:46
Drewbacca
washing my dick with shampoo


hahahahahah. yeah..

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February 28, 2012 @ 03:41:07
I play bass

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February 28, 2012 @ 04:13:30
after i take a piss i sometimes get this shiver that goes down my spine and i shake it's fucking weird. not intentional but still pretty fucking random
February 28, 2012 @ 04:18:05
February 28, 2012 @ 04:19:27
when i pee, sometime i flush before i pee to see if ill finish peeing before the water stops flowing. (RACE)


lmao i do that too

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February 28, 2012 @ 04:20:49
sometimes i pretend im a rapper in front of a mirror after i take a shit and i just fucking have a mini lip sync concert, butt ass naked
February 28, 2012 @ 06:25:59
when im home alone i rock boxers and socks so i can gig and slide across the floor while i go about my business...less embarrassing i finger tutt or lowkey pop when im bored in clas or something

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February 28, 2012 @ 06:28:39
Masterbate to my own picture.
I be that pretty muhfucka.

weirdest thing i've read so far.

dance in front of the mirror making weird and goofy faces for at least 10 min

lmfao
February 28, 2012 @ 06:49:42
i dont sit on the toilet seat when i take a dump. i squat

i got dem nice quads doe.

UCSB.

February 28, 2012 @ 07:06:38
when im drinking a mug or cup I almost never drink it empty. i leave a little at the bottom and empty it out.
February 28, 2012 @ 09:21:15
sometimes I get into really violent fights with my cat. I usually start it, though. Like if he's on his hind legs tryin' to look at the food I got on my plate, I push him on his chest so that nigga fall back and he gets real mad lol.


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February 28, 2012 @ 09:26:18
sometimes i talk in my head to myself in third person. like im talking to a buddy or something
November 12, 2014 @ 21:25:29
bringing this shit back

i be twirling my pubes when im taking shits
November 12, 2014 @ 21:39:44
when i pee, sometime i flush before i pee to see if ill finish peeing before the water stops flowing. (RACE)



lmao i do that too
damn i do that too!
November 12, 2014 @ 23:07:43
1)sometimes I briefly twitch when I start taking a piss

2)I like to pluck out my asshole hairs when im in the shower 

3)also sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
November 13, 2014 @ 00:04:55
sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
what

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November 13, 2014 @ 00:07:21
1)sometimes I briefly twitch when I start taking a piss
everyone does that bruh.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

November 13, 2014 @ 00:48:18
REVS
sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
what
There's nerves connected in or around your navel that lead down to the tip of your dick, I'm pretty sure if most people pressed or jabbed their belly button hard enough you'd feel it in your dick, as weird as that sounds. Maybe not everyone though. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

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