February 28, 2012 @ 04:19 AM
777ichael

Post: 401

Join Date: Feb 2012

when i pee, sometime i flush before i pee to see if ill finish peeing before the water stops flowing. (RACE)


lmao i do that too

follow me on instagram bluntfetish

February 28, 2012 @ 04:20 AM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

sometimes i pretend im a rapper in front of a mirror after i take a shit and i just fucking have a mini lip sync concert, butt ass naked

http://WORLDWIDEwavy.tumblr.com/

February 28, 2012 @ 06:25 AM
mallymall7

Post: 20

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: USA

when im home alone i rock boxers and socks so i can gig and slide across the floor while i go about my business...less embarrassing i finger tutt or lowkey pop when im bored in clas or something

Smang City Gauntlet - Forever The Dopest

February 28, 2012 @ 06:28 AM
I.Run.Bad

Post: 203

Join Date: May 2011

Masterbate to my own picture.
I be that pretty muhfucka.

weirdest thing i've read so far.

dance in front of the mirror making weird and goofy faces for at least 10 min

lmfao
February 28, 2012 @ 06:49 AM
DunkPunk

Post: 4607

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: L.A.

i dont sit on the toilet seat when i take a dump. i squat

i got dem nice quads doe.

UCSB.

February 28, 2012 @ 07:06 AM
reversal

Post: 932

Join Date: Jul 2010

when im drinking a mug or cup I almost never drink it empty. i leave a little at the bottom and empty it out.
February 28, 2012 @ 09:21 AM
vanitas

Post: 954

Join Date: Mar 2011

sometimes I get into really violent fights with my cat. I usually start it, though. Like if he's on his hind legs tryin' to look at the food I got on my plate, I push him on his chest so that nigga fall back and he gets real mad lol.


dead
February 28, 2012 @ 09:26 AM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

sometimes i talk in my head to myself in third person. like im talking to a buddy or something
14 days ago
TheAbstrakt

Post: 562

Join Date: Jan 2010

bringing this shit back

i be twirling my pubes when im taking shits
14 days ago
KINGMAR$

Post: 110

Join Date: Apr 2014

Location: P-Town

when i pee, sometime i flush before i pee to see if ill finish peeing before the water stops flowing. (RACE)



lmao i do that too
damn i do that too!
14 days ago
mrchewsasnbeaver

Post: 128

Join Date: Nov 2013

1)sometimes I briefly twitch when I start taking a piss

2)I like to pluck out my asshole hairs when im in the shower 

3)also sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
14 days ago
LCULT

Post: 1064

Join Date: Sep 2013

sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
what

虎穴に入らずんば虎子を得ず

14 days ago
Han

Post: 238

Join Date: Sep 2013

1)sometimes I briefly twitch when I start taking a piss

everyone does that bruh.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

14 days ago
REVS

moderator

Post: 3687

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
what
There's nerves connected in or around your navel that lead down to the tip of your dick, I'm pretty sure if most people pressed or jabbed their belly button hard enough you'd feel it in your dick, as weird as that sounds. Maybe not everyone though. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

14 days ago
Pantic

Post: 3867

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

how u know this type of shit lmao
14 days ago
AmericanLegend

Post: 2761

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

1)sometimes I briefly twitch when I start taking a piss

everyone does that bruh.
did u guys know this shit ffor real is a mystery of science 

taste the glamour

14 days ago
jjapplesauce

Post: 1029

Join Date: Sep 2012

 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
13 days ago
Rednalooz

Post: 474

Join Date: Jan 2013

 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
I bet your the kid that clogs a toilet at someones house then walks out and says "Yo dude your toilet was clogged when I walked in so I tried to flush it" on some bullshit, you don't need more than 4 squares of TP! I've never understood this shit man
13 days ago
susdaddy

Post: 821

Join Date: May 2012

Location: in da booty

 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
I bet your the kid that clogs a toilet at someones house then walks out and says "Yo dude your toilet was clogged when I walked in so I tried to flush it" on some bullshit, you don't need more than 4 squares of TP! I've never understood this shit man
you have a dirty asshole
13 days ago
REVS

moderator

Post: 3687

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

13 days ago
feekz

Post: 645

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

Baby Wipes are game changers
13 days ago
Mulder

Post: 74

Join Date: Mar 2013

Location: MTL

 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
Real talk though, this shit happens to me. What I do is lean and wipe from front to back and get as much off as possible. Then I go between the legs and wipe from back to front until it's all gone (it's kind of like when you mow the lawn one way the grass bends in that direction so the next time you mow the lawn you have to go at it from the opposite direction) it's disgusting how much shit people miss while wiping. Then I'll lean and go from front to back again until it's completely gone. I use a shit ton of toilet paper and I also use those disinfectant cleaning wipes, like lysol wipes or what not. I'm sure that it's not good to use that shit but tbh I could careless, I'm fucking clean after.
13 days ago
It's Only Hype

Post: 5777

Join Date: Jan 2008

gotta moisten the paper or use one of those japanese toilets

https://vine.co/v/MZqH5qmMLib
12 days ago
Soul Rize

Post: 2170

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Up in the skys

gotta say This habit started when I was a kid. Never liked taking a shit cuz it was painful. But it was only painful because I kept "fighting" my shit and basically took a shit one a week or 2 weeks. I literally did this till a good part of high school and I would bite down hard on something (usually towel) because these shits were huge (altho at the time I though they were normal cuz I've never taken any other kind of shit but huge ones) I'd always 10/10 clog the toliet. It always made me cry no matter how many times. No homo but I kindo lowkey liked taking a solid ass shit than these normal ones nowadays. But now Im am an expert unclogger at toliets(pm for strong technique game ) and know every mechanic because After the first couple years of my parents unclogging it and getting on me for it being a problem . I started learning to unclogging it myself and buy and replace parts that would break due to the constant clogs. Moral of story. I always bite down on something when i shit now. 

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

12 days ago
DonBishopSpacePimp

Post: 3608

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: The Crime Labyrinth

Baby Wipes are game changers

#CleanAssBoys We in this. Toilet paper... we been off that. The rest of you got issues.confused

"You can drop off your kid and run my fade" #NoPromo #NoFearGang #AntiMuffinMovement

12 days ago
So what's trending?

Post: 249

Join Date: Sep 2014

when Im alone and i see those paranormal movies and i gotta take a piss or shit i slowly creep to the bathroom and begin silently singing "im a christian soldier... marching into war... with the cross of jesus... going on before.."

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