Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

Feb 28, 2012 @ 07:06
when im drinking a mug or cup I almost never drink it empty. i leave a little at the bottom and empty it out.
Feb 28, 2012 @ 09:21
sometimes I get into really violent fights with my cat. I usually start it, though. Like if he's on his hind legs tryin' to look at the food I got on my plate, I push him on his chest so that nigga fall back and he gets real mad lol.


dead
Feb 28, 2012 @ 09:26
sometimes i talk in my head to myself in third person. like im talking to a buddy or something
Nov 12, 2014 @ 21:25
bringing this shit back

i be twirling my pubes when im taking shits

https://soundcloud.com/roddysniper

Nov 12, 2014 @ 21:39
when i pee, sometime i flush before i pee to see if ill finish peeing before the water stops flowing. (RACE)



lmao i do that too
damn i do that too!
Nov 13, 2014 @ 00:04
sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
what

礻一

Nov 13, 2014 @ 00:07
1)sometimes I briefly twitch when I start taking a piss
everyone does that bruh.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Nov 13, 2014 @ 00:48
sometimes I experience a pain where my dick feels like its connected to my belly button
what
There's nerves connected in or around your navel that lead down to the tip of your dick, I'm pretty sure if most people pressed or jabbed their belly button hard enough you'd feel it in your dick, as weird as that sounds. Maybe not everyone though. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Nov 13, 2014 @ 01:47
how u know this type of shit lmao
Nov 13, 2014 @ 02:09
1)sometimes I briefly twitch when I start taking a piss
everyone does that bruh.
did u guys know this shit ffor real is a mystery of science 

bein edgy aint all its cracked up to be

Nov 13, 2014 @ 07:12
 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
Nov 13, 2014 @ 16:29
 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
I bet your the kid that clogs a toilet at someones house then walks out and says "Yo dude your toilet was clogged when I walked in so I tried to flush it" on some bullshit, you don't need more than 4 squares of TP! I've never understood this shit man
Nov 13, 2014 @ 17:05
 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
I bet your the kid that clogs a toilet at someones house then walks out and says "Yo dude your toilet was clogged when I walked in so I tried to flush it" on some bullshit, you don't need more than 4 squares of TP! I've never understood this shit man
you have a dirty asshole
Nov 13, 2014 @ 17:50
 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Nov 13, 2014 @ 18:42
Baby Wipes are game changers
Nov 13, 2014 @ 18:50
 Whenever I take a shit I use a ALOT of tp.  I have done it since I was a kid.  Even living on my own and buying my own toilet paper I still roll off a bunch and fold it into a big ass square to wipe lol. I usually flush twice unless I'm in a public restroom and could really give a shit if it clogs. Fuck that 1-3 tiny squares I aint boutta have a freak hole bust through that shit and I'm rubbin my poo with my hand.

Bonus: I am in college and I still will jump from the 3rd or 4th step from the bottom walking down stairs (sometimes if for sure no ones around ill test my limits a bit and jump from like 6/7 stairs.)  It's probably been years since I've touch every step walking down stairs.  
Real talk though, this shit happens to me. What I do is lean and wipe from front to back and get as much off as possible. Then I go between the legs and wipe from back to front until it's all gone (it's kind of like when you mow the lawn one way the grass bends in that direction so the next time you mow the lawn you have to go at it from the opposite direction) it's disgusting how much shit people miss while wiping. Then I'll lean and go from front to back again until it's completely gone. I use a shit ton of toilet paper and I also use those disinfectant cleaning wipes, like lysol wipes or what not. I'm sure that it's not good to use that shit but tbh I could careless, I'm fucking clean after.
Nov 13, 2014 @ 19:49
gotta moisten the paper or use one of those japanese toilets

https://vine.co/v/MZqH5qmMLib
Nov 14, 2014 @ 22:47
gotta say This habit started when I was a kid. Never liked taking a shit cuz it was painful. But it was only painful because I kept "fighting" my shit and basically took a shit one a week or 2 weeks. I literally did this till a good part of high school and I would bite down hard on something (usually towel) because these shits were huge (altho at the time I though they were normal cuz I've never taken any other kind of shit but huge ones) I'd always 10/10 clog the toliet. It always made me cry no matter how many times. No homo but I kindo lowkey liked taking a solid ass shit than these normal ones nowadays. But now Im am an expert unclogger at toliets(pm for strong technique game ) and know every mechanic because After the first couple years of my parents unclogging it and getting on me for it being a problem . I started learning to unclogging it myself and buy and replace parts that would break due to the constant clogs. Moral of story. I always bite down on something when i shit now. 

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

Nov 15, 2014 @ 03:17
Baby Wipes are game changers

#CleanAssBoys We in this. Toilet paper... we been off that. The rest of you got issues.?)

I like Polo and stuff.

Nov 15, 2014 @ 08:29
when Im alone and i see those paranormal movies and i gotta take a piss or shit i slowly creep to the bathroom and begin silently singing "im a christian soldier... marching into war... with the cross of jesus... going on before.."
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