Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does. - Page 33

January 20, 2012 @ 07:02 PM

The Chosen One

suspended

Post: 1522

Join Date: Jun 2011

hella OCD niggas in dis here

January 20, 2012 @ 07:37 PM

Soul Rize

Post: 1190

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

idk y but me i like to do two things before i thank a dump. I say "when i go to toliet i take a hot one" and i like to have a towel over my face to smell it so i don't smell the smell of my shit lol.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

January 20, 2012 @ 08:11 PM

It's Only Hype

Post: 4125

Join Date: Jan 2008

whenever i get out of my car i press lock like 2-3 times just to make sure.

i do that cuz i forget if i locked it or not

dat stoner memory lifestyle

January 21, 2012 @ 12:27 AM

Youth In Asia

Post: 1039

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Korova Milk Bar

i mutter stuff like "what the fuuuuck" when im taking a test in a loud enough voice so that people can hear.

lmao did this today

FPM - MUCKFATH

January 21, 2012 @ 01:09 AM

ramos0927

Post: 250

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Toronto

When i take shits:
I like to to take off all my shirt due to being afraid that it might get dirty from an unclean toilet seat or splashing
I constantly check the bowl every time i drop one to see what i have created
When i wipe i always look at the paper to determine the area most effected and how much is left

January 21, 2012 @ 03:49 AM

johnathan

Post: 2411

Join Date: May 2009

Location: lol

i fuck my girl raw while she's on her period. lol idgaf what u think or say...feels good man

http://trillgod.tumblr.com

January 21, 2012 @ 04:53 AM

travish

Post: 115

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.

Damn, I always make sure my dick is up on the seat. Can't have it hanging down in the toilet like that, next thing you know water splashes onto my dick.

On a sidenote, don't you just hate it when you're taking a shit and water splashes up into your crack? damn

I wipe the seat before every shit and then put enough paper in the toilet so that the water doesn't splash up.

premes.tumblr.com // instagram: travisfuckinghall - VanCity

January 21, 2012 @ 05:32 AM

BuddyOmar

Post: 2821

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Analyze cute niggas but isn't a suss nikka.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

January 21, 2012 @ 05:42 AM

its_BJ

Post: 1475

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Philly

bessssssssssssssss

January 21, 2012 @ 06:00 PM

diamondwealth11

Post: 66

Join Date: Aug 2011

Location: S u n s h i n e

Whenever i get home and no ones there, i like to yell out i got a gun and i start checking closets , bathrooms, beneath my bed,etc...

January 22, 2012 @ 03:44 AM

gnar

Post: 1541

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Vegas

wipe my dick wit toilet paper after i pee, fuck that last drip going on my boxers.

This. I started doing that after a girl called me out when seeing a pee spot while wearing some cargo shorts -- although I straight denied that it was my pee (pathetically making an excuse claiming it was a single drop of water that landed on my crotch), we both knew... we definitely both knew.

January 22, 2012 @ 04:51 AM

Paruhdice

Post: 174

Join Date: Aug 2011

Location: Shikago

wipe me snot on random things in the house and in public... like walls, under desks, side of things.. etc. i snot is literally everywhere.....chances of touch my snot while in my house or car... 43%

...and not from the tissue to surface usually its a trivial amount of snot... An amount not worth getting a tissue for... but its definitely ready to pop out my nose...

http://www.kannabinoyd.com Cannabis Heals and so do Pills, but One of the Two never Kills.

January 22, 2012 @ 08:51 AM

Jesse Pinkman

Post: 139

Join Date: May 2011

After I watch a sad movie, I act all depressed the next day
I try not to click TinyURL's no matter what
When I poo, I try to push it out perfectly for minimal leftovers

January 22, 2012 @ 09:17 AM

DarianaGrande

Post: 3712

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

I can only shit at home, naked with flip-flops or socks. I don't want my feet cold.

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

January 23, 2012 @ 05:49 AM

Inactive

when i look into people's eyes/get eye contact, i feel like people can see into my soul.

no joke, i feel the same way about my photo being taken. i don't like doing it if i can help it. because of this i'm always activating and deactivating my facebook because it's so much info about me in one place.

When i used to get really faded I'd become racist and its not even like I tried to become racist I would just see motherfuckers faces and facial features and attribute it to like wherever they'd come from for example: If Id an Asian clerk I would automatically lac eon stereotypes and imagine his home back in old world China which I pictured like it being like Mulan except real life. idk
I stopped smoking weeed.....

January 23, 2012 @ 12:15 PM

woolez

Post: 18

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: US

ash on the floor / everywhere

January 26, 2012 @ 07:07 AM

anniesorad

Post: 2

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: US

sometimes I get into really violent fights with my cat. I usually start it, though. Like if he's on his hind legs tryin' to look at the food I got on my plate, I push him on his chest so that nigga fall back and he gets real mad lol.

*witty signature here*

January 26, 2012 @ 02:27 PM

zonefo

Post: 49

Join Date: Oct 2010

whenever im reading a book or something, and they describe a certain action i do it IRL. i got bagged once in like 5th grade when the teacher was reading aloud and she read something like "he looked at his hand" and i started looking at my hand, when i looked up half the class was grillin me like i was on acid lol

also i imagine all the characters in the books, like how they look etc. it happens by itself i have no conscious input on how they look, i just read and my mind generates an image. maybe everyone does this, thats why they always say the Books>Movies idk.

January 26, 2012 @ 04:08 PM

D

Post: 684

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Bucket West

I can't be barefoot. I even take showers with sandals on. Trillniggashit

January 26, 2012 @ 09:37 PM

MALLET

Post: 38

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: UK

sometimes i spit on the floor then rub it away with my shoe into the carpet when im in my room
maybe 2-3 times a night
i have no idea why

January 26, 2012 @ 09:52 PM

jaketoews

Post: 126

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: United States

i constantly pace around my house...idk why. i'll just walk back and forth in the kitchen, office, my room, etc.
especially if i'm waiting on a call / someone to pick me up / to go somewhere i'll pace for like 10-15 minutes just walking back and forth in different rooms.

do this shit when i'm on the phone too.

January 26, 2012 @ 09:55 PM

slap

Post: 3586

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: sgv.la

i mutter stuff like "what the fuuuuck" when im taking a test in a loud enough voice so that people can hear.

Apparently I do stuff like this, without even noticing I do. Until half the class comes up to me afterword telling me that they can hear me from across the room lol.

Whenever I get a chance to, I like to lean back in my chair or draw both shoulders back and crack my back.
Feels good mang.

@mallet. thats nasty dude.

Karmaloop/Plndr Rep: SLAP20.

January 26, 2012 @ 10:54 PM

nightwalker

Post: 219

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

sometimes out of no where i feel a cold chill through my skin and i spaz out from the torso to my head like a ghost possessed me

January 26, 2012 @ 10:57 PM

Jay_Bird

Post: 3995

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

dance in front of the mirror making weird and goofy faces for at least 10 min

January 26, 2012 @ 11:12 PM

Beach2theBay

Post: 3044

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

i constantly pace around my house...idk why. i'll just walk back and forth in the kitchen, office, my room, etc.
especially if i'm waiting on a call / someone to pick me up / to go somewhere i'll pace for like 10-15 minutes just walking back and forth in different rooms.

do this shit when i'm on the phone too.

i do this. i literally cant talk on the phone unless I'm walking.

January 27, 2012 @ 12:21 AM

$$$$$

Post: 1729

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

Masterbate to my own picture.
I be that pretty muhfucka.

January 27, 2012 @ 06:14 PM

strangers

Post: 966

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: 604

sometimes out of no where i feel a cold chill through my skin and i spaz out from the torso to my head like a ghost possessed me

yo real talk that happens to me too quite a bit. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

January 27, 2012 @ 07:22 PM

Inactive

bizarre

story of my life.

this still kills me

January 27, 2012 @ 11:25 PM

drtmcgrt

Post: 1771

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: STHLM

also i imagine all the characters in the books, like how they look etc. it happens by itself i have no conscious input on how they look, i just read and my mind generates an image. maybe everyone does this, thats why they always say the Books>Movies idk.

lol most people do this. you know... imagination.

http://instagram.com/rasheedovich/

January 27, 2012 @ 11:51 PM

Legit Shit

Post: 2283

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: so flo

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.

This I can relate to.
I used to do this up to about 2 years ago when I was like man fuck that i'm relaxing on this toilet. Brah lemme tell you, unless your dick is still as small as when you were a git, let that shit hang in there. It's so much more chill to just sit and shit and piss without pushing your dick down. Don't get me wrong, I'm still always on the look out to make sure the stream goes down, but I never had a problem.

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