September 5, 2011 @ 09:36 PM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.


Damn, I always make sure my dick is up on the seat. Can't have it hanging down in the toilet like that, next thing you know water splashes onto my dick.

On a sidenote, don't you just hate it when you're taking a shit and water splashes up into your crack? damn
September 5, 2011 @ 11:26 PM
HandsOfZeus

Post: 349

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: From 313 reside in 5...

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.


I thought everyone did this.
September 5, 2011 @ 11:52 PM
PR3TTYnihkee

Post: 996

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Toronto

I have an obsessive behavior that causes me to favour the left side of my body, and even numbers.
September 6, 2011 @ 12:21 AM
SFCA

Post: 2547

Join Date: Dec 2007

i put my dick up to nihkee's avy and watch

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September 6, 2011 @ 08:36 AM
expo8000

Post: 79

Join Date: May 2011

Location: yyc

I hate it when my dick touches the toilet water
September 6, 2011 @ 10:20 AM
Eaton

Post: 3457

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NY

I have an obsessive behavior that causes me to favour the left side of my body, and even numbers.


bitch you had a stroke go to the doctor

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September 6, 2011 @ 10:29 AM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

bitch you had a stroke go to the doctor


September 6, 2011 @ 09:11 PM
KTA

Post: 1192

Join Date: Mar 2011

when im high as fuk i noticed i read my texts over after i send em to make sure my faded ass is making sense

edit: im blazed right now and i read this post twice
September 6, 2011 @ 09:18 PM
KTA

Post: 1192

Join Date: Mar 2011

I have an obsessive behavior that causes me to favour the left side of my body, and even numbers.


u favour even numbers? im an odd number kind of guy myself cool
September 6, 2011 @ 09:29 PM
pshhimagee

Post: 11

Join Date: Mar 2011

hold command & Q on my macbook while fap to porn

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September 24, 2011 @ 01:16 AM
hentai

Post: 4774

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Bump damn it.

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September 24, 2011 @ 02:56 AM
DE LUCKS

Post: 528

Join Date: Jan 2008

whenever i hear a loud noise coming from outside in the streets or the neighborhood i always check my body to make sure i didn't get shot.
i try to match up the bars that divide the windows in the backseat of cars to lamp posts/etc by blinking one eye.
September 24, 2011 @ 07:00 PM
BukkakeChief

Post: 620

Join Date: Sep 2011

I try to step only in the middle of tiles at public places. fuck cracks.

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September 24, 2011 @ 07:37 PM

Inactive

i count the number of steps i take on each block inbetween the cracks in the sidewalk. usually take 2, sometimes 3 if my rhythm gets thrown off or if i make too many imprecise steps that add distance inbetween my steps until they accumulate into me having to take an extra step.
September 24, 2011 @ 08:19 PM
VOMITSPIT

Post: 2958

Join Date: Apr 2010

I punch niggas in they face gawd.

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September 24, 2011 @ 09:43 PM
BukkakeChief

Post: 620

Join Date: Sep 2011

i count the number of steps i take on each block inbetween the cracks in the sidewalk. usually take 2, sometimes 3 if my rhythm gets thrown off or if i make too many imprecise steps that add distance inbetween my steps until they accumulate into me having to take an extra step.


same as well.

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September 24, 2011 @ 10:13 PM
Relax.

Post: 1009

Join Date: Jul 2011

Location: LA

Word.
I used to do that shit in like 6th grade but it got annoying so I stopped.
September 25, 2011 @ 01:03 PM
ctang2277

Post: 13

Join Date: Feb 2009

ditto
January 20, 2012 @ 07:16 AM
hentai

Post: 4774

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

BUMP.

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January 20, 2012 @ 09:18 AM
TheAbstrakt

Post: 562

Join Date: Jan 2010

i mutter stuff like "what the fuuuuck" or "shiiitt...." when im taking a test in a loud enough voice so that people can hear.

whenever i get out of my car i press lock like 2-3 times just to make sure.
January 20, 2012 @ 12:13 PM
Ferdi

Post: 570

Join Date: Aug 2010

when i pee, sometime i flush before i pee to see if ill finish peeing before the water stops flowing. (RACE)
January 20, 2012 @ 07:02 PM
The Chosen One

suspended

Post: 1522

Join Date: Jun 2011

hella OCD niggas in dis here
January 20, 2012 @ 07:37 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2187

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Up in the skys

idk y but me i like to do two things before i thank a dump. I say "when i go to toliet i take a hot one" and i like to have a towel over my face to smell it so i don't smell the smell of my shit lol.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

January 20, 2012 @ 08:11 PM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5829

Join Date: Jan 2008


whenever i get out of my car i press lock like 2-3 times just to make sure.


i do that cuz i forget if i locked it or not


dat stoner memory lifestyle
January 21, 2012 @ 12:27 AM
Youth In Asia

Post: 1082

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: San Antonio

i mutter stuff like "what the fuuuuck" when im taking a test in a loud enough voice so that people can hear.


lmao did this today

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January 21, 2012 @ 01:09 AM
ramos0927

Post: 303

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Toronto

When i take shits:
I like to to take off all my shirt due to being afraid that it might get dirty from an unclean toilet seat or splashing
I constantly check the bowl every time i drop one to see what i have created
When i wipe i always look at the paper to determine the area most effected and how much is left
January 21, 2012 @ 03:49 AM
johnathan

Post: 3035

Join Date: May 2009

Location: lol

i fuck my girl raw while she's on her period. lol idgaf what u think or say...feels good man


free max b 2013

January 21, 2012 @ 04:53 AM
travish

Post: 121

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.


Damn, I always make sure my dick is up on the seat. Can't have it hanging down in the toilet like that, next thing you know water splashes onto my dick.

On a sidenote, don't you just hate it when you're taking a shit and water splashes up into your crack? damn

I wipe the seat before every shit and then put enough paper in the toilet so that the water doesn't splash up.

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January 21, 2012 @ 05:32 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Analyze cute niggas but isn't a suss nikka.

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January 21, 2012 @ 05:42 AM
its_BJ

Post: 1551

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Philly


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