Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

September 5, 2011 @ 01:55 PM
TheAbstrakt

Post: 559

Join Date: Jan 2010

my fridge is a hoop i do buzzer beaters and reverse layups on dat shit randomly
September 5, 2011 @ 02:52 PM
PR3TTYnihkee

Post: 996

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Toronto

Then I guess that's just me I don't think they always catch it though like they'll look away so I'll look away but my neck be on some parakeet sudden movement shit


I used to talk to this guy who's face/mouth would twitch.

Kind of like this



And sometimes his shoulder would like, jolt up like he was one-shoulder shrugging.

That didnt last very long.
September 5, 2011 @ 02:57 PM
fressssh

Post: 51

Join Date: May 2011

EVERY TIME I take a shower I have to take a shit so i turn the water on as if im showering then i shit for about 10-15 mins then hop in the water.


10-15 minutes everytime? ouch, that shit adds up; no pun intended haha. your waterbill must suck donkey dick
September 5, 2011 @ 03:07 PM
Mos

Post: 1116

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Broadway Junction

i fuck my girl raw while she's on her period. lol idgaf what u think or say...feels good man
September 5, 2011 @ 03:17 PM
jaythestar

Post: 1105

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: NYC born, Yonkers Br...

I know that feel bro....mad wet.
September 5, 2011 @ 07:10 PM
Youth In Asia

Post: 1039

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Korova Milk Bar

Whenever I go to someones house I'll go into their bathroom, look at what's in their shower, look in the cabinets, and pee in the sink if I'm feeling froggy.

Still have this tampon from a while back. uneverknow

FPM - MUCKFATH

September 5, 2011 @ 07:43 PM
curtis50cent

Post: 1028

Join Date: Feb 2007

wipe my dick wit toilet paper after i pee, fuck that last drip going on my boxers.
September 5, 2011 @ 08:19 PM
LACED.

Post: 349

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: fuck face capital

I always miss the toilet seat when i piss thus leading me to crouching on top of the toilet seat whenever I take a dookie

i never shit anywhere but at home

i have on seat full of the clothes i wore from previous days

i hate cleaning but when i get into it, i cant stop til everything is str88
September 5, 2011 @ 09:25 PM
WCDon

Post: 1135

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Bay Area

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.

THIS CANDYLAND NIGGA

September 5, 2011 @ 09:36 PM
Lemonz ♦

Post: 2656

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: JA

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.


Damn, I always make sure my dick is up on the seat. Can't have it hanging down in the toilet like that, next thing you know water splashes onto my dick.

On a sidenote, don't you just hate it when you're taking a shit and water splashes up into your crack? damn
September 5, 2011 @ 11:26 PM
HandsOfZeus

Post: 320

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: From 313 reside in 5...

I push my dick down when I take a shit so that when I piss during the shit I dont piss into the crack between the seat.


I thought everyone did this.
September 5, 2011 @ 11:52 PM
PR3TTYnihkee

Post: 996

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Toronto

I have an obsessive behavior that causes me to favour the left side of my body, and even numbers.
September 6, 2011 @ 12:21 AM
SFCA

Post: 2547

Join Date: Dec 2007

i put my dick up to nihkee's avy and watch

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

September 6, 2011 @ 08:36 AM
trapstin beamer

Post: 77

Join Date: May 2011

Location: yyc

I hate it when my dick touches the toilet water
September 6, 2011 @ 10:20 AM
Eaton

Post: 3457

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: NY

I have an obsessive behavior that causes me to favour the left side of my body, and even numbers.


bitch you had a stroke go to the doctor

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September 6, 2011 @ 10:29 AM
Lemonz ♦

Post: 2656

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: JA

bitch you had a stroke go to the doctor


September 6, 2011 @ 09:11 PM
KTA

Post: 1137

Join Date: Mar 2011

when im high as fuk i noticed i read my texts over after i send em to make sure my faded ass is making sense

edit: im blazed right now and i read this post twice
September 6, 2011 @ 09:18 PM
KTA

Post: 1137

Join Date: Mar 2011

I have an obsessive behavior that causes me to favour the left side of my body, and even numbers.


u favour even numbers? im an odd number kind of guy myself cool
September 6, 2011 @ 09:29 PM
pshhimagee

Post: 10

Join Date: Mar 2011

hold command & Q on my macbook while fap to porn

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September 24, 2011 @ 01:16 AM
Powerful Wizard

Post: 4427

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: SUMMONER\'S RIFT

Bump damn it.

http://powerfulwizard.tumblr.com/

September 24, 2011 @ 02:56 AM
DE LUCKS

Post: 528

Join Date: Jan 2008

whenever i hear a loud noise coming from outside in the streets or the neighborhood i always check my body to make sure i didn't get shot.
i try to match up the bars that divide the windows in the backseat of cars to lamp posts/etc by blinking one eye.
September 24, 2011 @ 07:00 PM
BukkakeChief

Post: 600

Join Date: Sep 2011

I try to step only in the middle of tiles at public places. fuck cracks.

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September 24, 2011 @ 07:37 PM

Inactive

i count the number of steps i take on each block inbetween the cracks in the sidewalk. usually take 2, sometimes 3 if my rhythm gets thrown off or if i make too many imprecise steps that add distance inbetween my steps until they accumulate into me having to take an extra step.
September 24, 2011 @ 08:19 PM
VOMITSPIT

Post: 2474

Join Date: Apr 2010

I punch niggas in they face gawd.

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September 24, 2011 @ 09:43 PM
BukkakeChief

Post: 600

Join Date: Sep 2011

i count the number of steps i take on each block inbetween the cracks in the sidewalk. usually take 2, sometimes 3 if my rhythm gets thrown off or if i make too many imprecise steps that add distance inbetween my steps until they accumulate into me having to take an extra step.


same as well.

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September 24, 2011 @ 10:13 PM
Relax.

Post: 936

Join Date: Jul 2011

Location: LA

Word.
I used to do that shit in like 6th grade but it got annoying so I stopped.
September 25, 2011 @ 01:03 PM
ctang2277

Post: 13

Join Date: Feb 2009

ditto
January 20, 2012 @ 07:16 AM
Powerful Wizard

Post: 4427

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: SUMMONER\'S RIFT

BUMP.

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January 20, 2012 @ 09:18 AM
TheAbstrakt

Post: 559

Join Date: Jan 2010

i mutter stuff like "what the fuuuuck" or "shiiitt...." when im taking a test in a loud enough voice so that people can hear.

whenever i get out of my car i press lock like 2-3 times just to make sure.
January 20, 2012 @ 12:13 PM
Ferdi

Post: 542

Join Date: Aug 2010

when i pee, sometime i flush before i pee to see if ill finish peeing before the water stops flowing. (RACE)
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