Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

Feb 16, 2011 @ 20:57
After I'm done fapping I close like 6 tabs off firefox.


I always think random people are mind readers to I watch what I think. tongueface
Feb 17, 2011 @ 12:58
when i'm giving birth i pretend i take a shit


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Feb 17, 2011 @ 13:04
Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower
Feb 17, 2011 @ 13:08
Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower


I do this all the time.

I usually never wipe with toilet paper. I just wash my ass in the shower and dry off with a towel.

Clean and smelling good. smokeyface
Feb 17, 2011 @ 14:07
that's gross lol i straight up wipe and the whole fuckin shebang before i hit the shower
Feb 17, 2011 @ 23:02
stay in the shower mad long, do the thinking and whatnot, do some freestyling
stay on the torlet mad long, admiring my knees and whatnot, do some freestyling.
when i eat poptarts, i put one in the toaster and eat the other while the first one is toasting.
a lot of wierd snackin stuff.
when i was little my favorite was pretzels dipped in go-gurt
do a lot of kung fu and michael jordan reinactments when im home alone.


the usual.
Feb 17, 2011 @ 23:15
But how can there be a usual!??!?
Feb 17, 2011 @ 23:19
sometimes in my posts i set people up for jokes and wait for people to say them

also, when im riding a bus or something like that and real bored, i look around and think of some disaster that could happen, like the bus crashing off the bridge and into a river or something, and then i imagine how i could possibly save everyone, or as many people as possible.
then i wonder if one day ill be doing that and the thing will actually happen and i'll know what to do and save some little kids or something, all because some omniscient force has been making me think about this stuff my whole life in preparation.
May 17, 2011 @ 03:09
It's mandatory to take out that white stuff hanging off of egg yolk(chalaza) before whisking, shit legit looks like cum.
May 17, 2011 @ 04:14
in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.
May 17, 2011 @ 05:11
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May 17, 2011 @ 12:16
too lazy to see if someone else already said it (probably been said)

when i get bored i start thinking the world is just a construct of my own mind and nothing is real on some inception shit. but then something usually happens right after to contradict my thought.
May 17, 2011 @ 12:29
in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


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May 17, 2011 @ 13:16
flush the toilet after i shower. sit around the house for hours after i shower in my towel or robe.
May 17, 2011 @ 13:41
It's mandatory to take out that white stuff hanging off of egg yolk(chalaza) before whisking, shit legit looks like cum.


You think about semen too much.

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May 17, 2011 @ 13:48
in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


same
May 17, 2011 @ 14:03
in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


Jun 27, 2011 @ 14:57
when no ones home i jack off with my door open and volume high as fuck


LMAO

same heresmh
Jun 27, 2011 @ 16:58
too lazy to see if someone else already said it (probably been said)

when i get bored i start thinking the world is just a construct of my own mind and nothing is real on some inception shit. but then something usually happens right after to contradict my thought.


Lmao!! I do this too.

Shit's crazy yo.
Jun 27, 2011 @ 17:08
when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.


Lmfao I used to do that at all times then I met the beard trimmer.

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Jun 27, 2011 @ 17:30
i'll turn on some gay ass music and dance around all weird

or talk to the people on TV like their talking to me
Jun 27, 2011 @ 17:51
probably been said but i flush before im done peeing and try to finish before all the water is gone.
Jun 27, 2011 @ 22:06
lie down face down on my bed with my hands clasped over my face and my knees bent thinking about the extent to which humans have free will
Jun 27, 2011 @ 22:26
I used to stand under the shower head and get a whole bunch of water in my mouth then focus on a piece of tile on the wall and spit on it then swing at it like I got into a fight.

And whenever I take a messy shit I see how much poop I can get in one wipe. I used to commentate it like Joe Rogan from Fear Factor too.

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Jun 28, 2011 @ 09:43
I usually just slip myself some pink xannies and dance around the house in all-over print panties

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Jun 28, 2011 @ 10:09
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Jun 28, 2011 @ 10:48
Wow OF was the worst thing to happen to HB

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This new layout is a disappointment

Jun 28, 2011 @ 10:54
I usually just slip myself some pink xannies and dance around the house in all-over print panties

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