Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

February 13, 2011 @ 05:03 PM
lihp

Post: 1001

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: 2 up 2 down

i carry my backpack around campus even if im just grabbing lunch with a friend because it feels right.
February 13, 2011 @ 05:05 PM
COREYh

Post: 484

Join Date: Nov 2007

I smoke whoonga
February 13, 2011 @ 05:20 PM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

Post: 412

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: 310

fap with the window open with the porn turned up really loud when the mailman comes
February 13, 2011 @ 09:09 PM

Inactive

most of the time when im done shitting, i chill on the toilet for about 30 minutes


Same. haha
February 13, 2011 @ 09:12 PM
caleb91

Post: 313

Join Date: Dec 2010

i take like 45 minute showers, i turn the water up really hot and then sit down and do some serious serious thinking. i've come up with several solutions to problems i was facing, its like the shower is where i go to get away lol
February 13, 2011 @ 09:27 PM
kbos

Post: 1886

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

Probably the most random shit i do that nobody else does would be taking off my socks every time i take off my shoes. Only times the socks stay on is if its mad fuckin cold (usually i just take em off anyway and use the excuse that my socks are wet) or if im unfamiliar with the owner of the house.

I feel like I would drop the habit if my feet looked weird or were nasty. This kind of goes hand in hand with another obsession i have with keeping my hands and feet really clean, nails always trimmed, etc. I notice anyones hands and/or feet if they are visible and I feel uncomfortable if someone has nasty hands or feet.
February 13, 2011 @ 09:55 PM
Vodica

Post: 453

Join Date: Dec 2008

whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

swear I thought I was the only one.
I got this one small mole on my arm where hair's growing out, and when I pull the hair out it feels so good.

and this thread is hilarious.
February 13, 2011 @ 10:08 PM
JLK

Post: 1156

Join Date: Apr 2010

LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone

yo i do this shit all the fucking time. i thought i was the only one. "aw shit another bitch that can read minds"
February 14, 2011 @ 12:15 PM
Virungă

Post: 2790

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Connecticut

Not really enjoy ofwgkta
February 14, 2011 @ 01:43 PM
BobtheFoB

Post: 333

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: 626

sometimes before i pee, ill throw a piece of toilet paper into the bowl, pretend its a ship, and see if i can sink it with my stream of piss.
February 14, 2011 @ 05:33 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1304

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

when i take a shit i pretend i'm giving birth
February 15, 2011 @ 12:19 PM
trnst

Post: 223

Join Date: May 2009

lul, for me I always see 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, and so forth. But I mostly catch 4:44...and in chinese it means death, or just bad luck shit. Guess I'm gonna die soon

I read that post, then looked at the clock : 19:19

fuck
February 16, 2011 @ 08:57 PM
CapnNemo

Post: 159

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Los Angeles

After I'm done fapping I close like 6 tabs off firefox.


I always think random people are mind readers to I watch what I think. razz
February 17, 2011 @ 12:58 PM
brannen

Post: 1627

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Canoga Park, CA

when i'm giving birth i pretend i take a shit


fixed
February 17, 2011 @ 01:04 PM
nate44

Post: 6

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: MCR

Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower
February 17, 2011 @ 01:08 PM
tellmewhentogo

Post: 2952

Join Date: Jun 2009

Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower


I do this all the time.

I usually never wipe with toilet paper. I just wash my ass in the shower and dry off with a towel.

Clean and smelling good. cool
February 17, 2011 @ 02:07 PM
northwest

Post: 4032

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

that's gross lol i straight up wipe and the whole fuckin shebang before i hit the shower
February 17, 2011 @ 11:02 PM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

stay in the shower mad long, do the thinking and whatnot, do some freestyling
stay on the torlet mad long, admiring my knees and whatnot, do some freestyling.
when i eat poptarts, i put one in the toaster and eat the other while the first one is toasting.
a lot of wierd snackin stuff.
when i was little my favorite was pretzels dipped in go-gurt
do a lot of kung fu and michael jordan reinactments when im home alone.



the usual.
February 17, 2011 @ 11:15 PM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

But how can there be a usual!??!?
February 17, 2011 @ 11:19 PM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

sometimes in my posts i set people up for jokes and wait for people to say them

also, when im riding a bus or something like that and real bored, i look around and think of some disaster that could happen, like the bus crashing off the bridge and into a river or something, and then i imagine how i could possibly save everyone, or as many people as possible.
then i wonder if one day ill be doing that and the thing will actually happen and i'll know what to do and save some little kids or something, all because some omniscient force has been making me think about this stuff my whole life in preparation.
May 17, 2011 @ 03:09 AM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2613

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

It's mandatory to take out that white stuff hanging off of egg yolk(chalaza) before whisking, shit legit looks like cum.
May 17, 2011 @ 04:14 AM
GENERAL DISARRAY

Post: 672

Join Date: Apr 2010

in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.
May 17, 2011 @ 05:11 AM
UndftDRO

Post: 50

Join Date: May 2011

i like to swag while chilling
May 17, 2011 @ 12:07 PM
kalzuyvrj

Post: 26

Join Date: May 2011

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May 17, 2011 @ 12:09 PM
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May 17, 2011 @ 12:16 PM
mowgli

Post: 269

Join Date: Mar 2011

too lazy to see if someone else already said it (probably been said)

when i get bored i start thinking the world is just a construct of my own mind and nothing is real on some inception shit. but then something usually happens right after to contradict my thought.
May 17, 2011 @ 12:29 PM
slap

Post: 3556

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: sgv.la

in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


lol. what the?

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May 17, 2011 @ 01:13 PM
Jlaix

Post: 561

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Amsterdam

I meditate 2 hours each morning
May 17, 2011 @ 01:16 PM
exhale

Post: 1023

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: In your heart.

flush the toilet after i shower. sit around the house for hours after i shower in my towel or robe.
May 17, 2011 @ 01:41 PM
Nigga Man

Post: 1492

Join Date: Oct 2009

It's mandatory to take out that white stuff hanging off of egg yolk(chalaza) before whisking, shit legit looks like cum.


You think about semen too much.
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