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February 14, 2011 @ 12:15 PM
Virungă

Post: 2790

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Connecticut

Not really enjoy ofwgkta
February 14, 2011 @ 01:43 PM
BobtheFoB

Post: 335

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: windy city

sometimes before i pee, ill throw a piece of toilet paper into the bowl, pretend its a ship, and see if i can sink it with my stream of piss.

investment banking pays the bills

February 14, 2011 @ 05:33 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1306

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

when i take a shit i pretend i'm giving birth
February 15, 2011 @ 12:19 PM
trnst

Post: 223

Join Date: May 2009

lul, for me I always see 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, and so forth. But I mostly catch 4:44...and in chinese it means death, or just bad luck shit. Guess I'm gonna die soon

I read that post, then looked at the clock : 19:19

fuck
February 16, 2011 @ 08:57 PM
CapnNemo

Post: 195

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Los Angeles

After I'm done fapping I close like 6 tabs off firefox.


I always think random people are mind readers to I watch what I think. razz
February 17, 2011 @ 12:58 PM
brannen

Post: 1681

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Los Angeles

when i'm giving birth i pretend i take a shit


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February 17, 2011 @ 01:04 PM
nate44

Post: 6

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: MCR

Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower
February 17, 2011 @ 01:08 PM
tmwtg

Post: 3096

Join Date: Jun 2009

Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower


I do this all the time.

I usually never wipe with toilet paper. I just wash my ass in the shower and dry off with a towel.

Clean and smelling good. cool
February 17, 2011 @ 02:07 PM
northwest

Post: 4034

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

that's gross lol i straight up wipe and the whole fuckin shebang before i hit the shower
February 17, 2011 @ 11:02 PM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

stay in the shower mad long, do the thinking and whatnot, do some freestyling
stay on the torlet mad long, admiring my knees and whatnot, do some freestyling.
when i eat poptarts, i put one in the toaster and eat the other while the first one is toasting.
a lot of wierd snackin stuff.
when i was little my favorite was pretzels dipped in go-gurt
do a lot of kung fu and michael jordan reinactments when im home alone.



the usual.
February 17, 2011 @ 11:15 PM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

But how can there be a usual!??!?
February 17, 2011 @ 11:19 PM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

sometimes in my posts i set people up for jokes and wait for people to say them

also, when im riding a bus or something like that and real bored, i look around and think of some disaster that could happen, like the bus crashing off the bridge and into a river or something, and then i imagine how i could possibly save everyone, or as many people as possible.
then i wonder if one day ill be doing that and the thing will actually happen and i'll know what to do and save some little kids or something, all because some omniscient force has been making me think about this stuff my whole life in preparation.
May 17, 2011 @ 03:09 AM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2635

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

It's mandatory to take out that white stuff hanging off of egg yolk(chalaza) before whisking, shit legit looks like cum.
May 17, 2011 @ 04:14 AM
GENERAL DISARRAY

Post: 693

Join Date: Apr 2010

in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.
May 17, 2011 @ 05:11 AM
UndftDRO

Post: 50

Join Date: May 2011

i like to swag while chilling
May 17, 2011 @ 12:07 PM
kalzuyvrj

Post: 26

Join Date: May 2011

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May 17, 2011 @ 12:09 PM
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May 17, 2011 @ 12:16 PM
mowgli

Post: 269

Join Date: Mar 2011

too lazy to see if someone else already said it (probably been said)

when i get bored i start thinking the world is just a construct of my own mind and nothing is real on some inception shit. but then something usually happens right after to contradict my thought.
May 17, 2011 @ 12:29 PM
slap

Post: 3776

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: sgv.la

in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


lol. what the?

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May 17, 2011 @ 01:16 PM
exhale

Post: 1023

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: In your heart.

flush the toilet after i shower. sit around the house for hours after i shower in my towel or robe.
May 17, 2011 @ 01:41 PM
Nigga Man

Post: 1492

Join Date: Oct 2009

It's mandatory to take out that white stuff hanging off of egg yolk(chalaza) before whisking, shit legit looks like cum.


You think about semen too much.
May 17, 2011 @ 01:48 PM
Corkscrew

Post: 738

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: florida

in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


same
May 17, 2011 @ 02:03 PM
Hellah Fresh

Post: 4014

Join Date: Dec 2006

in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


June 27, 2011 @ 02:57 PM
Awww SNAP

Post: 761

Join Date: Jan 2011

when no ones home i jack off with my door open and volume high as fuck


LMAO

same heresad
June 27, 2011 @ 04:58 PM
Zack Morris

Post: 68

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: H O U S T O N

too lazy to see if someone else already said it (probably been said)

when i get bored i start thinking the world is just a construct of my own mind and nothing is real on some inception shit. but then something usually happens right after to contradict my thought.


Lmao!! I do this too.

Shit's crazy yo.
June 27, 2011 @ 05:08 PM
Youth In Asia

Post: 1068

Join Date: Jun 2011

when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.


Lmfao I used to do that at all times then I met the beard trimmer.

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June 27, 2011 @ 05:30 PM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

i'll turn on some gay ass music and dance around all weird

or talk to the people on TV like their talking to me
June 27, 2011 @ 05:51 PM
lihp

Post: 1001

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: 2 up 2 down

probably been said but i flush before im done peeing and try to finish before all the water is gone.
June 27, 2011 @ 10:06 PM
pmo

Post: 101

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: California

lie down face down on my bed with my hands clasped over my face and my knees bent thinking about the extent to which humans have free will
June 27, 2011 @ 10:26 PM
Youth In Asia

Post: 1068

Join Date: Jun 2011

I used to stand under the shower head and get a whole bunch of water in my mouth then focus on a piece of tile on the wall and spit on it then swing at it like I got into a fight.

And whenever I take a messy shit I see how much poop I can get in one wipe. I used to commentate it like Joe Rogan from Fear Factor too.

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