Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

December 22, 2010 @ 18:52:22
sometimes i like pulling my leg hairs and pubes out because it hurts. but it feels good
December 22, 2010 @ 22:14:42
^ I used to do that with my eyelashes, eyebrows, and arm-pit hair. Shit feels awesome.
December 22, 2010 @ 22:16:34
I do that shit sometimes to. I think people can hear and see what im thinking so then i say in my head "whats up,i know you can har me." or "Look at me if you can hear me" and see if someone looks lol.

I also fight the air when nobodys around sometimes. Like i would picture someone i dont like and just swing off on the air pretending their there, ducking,bobbing and even acting like i got hit. Then i even have imaginary people break it up. Weird as shiy lol.


Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo
December 22, 2010 @ 22:18:29
Originally posted by Inactive User
when i see one of my cats, Charlie, just laying somewhere, sometimes i just stare and yell at him saying "Charlie, all you do is fuckin eat and sleep! Your lazy and fat! Get a job!"

and sometimes when mom comes home with the catnip, i try to give him some, but he wants nothing to do with it.
so to this day, i believe he is recovering from a cat nip addiction.

this is him


I call my fat chihuahua a bum all the damn time.
December 22, 2010 @ 22:21:10
sometimes i like pulling my leg hairs and pubes out because it hurts. but it feels good


lol lmfao
December 22, 2010 @ 23:28:18
When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be


Fucking sig'd!
December 22, 2010 @ 23:32:54
When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be


Sig'd!
December 23, 2010 @ 01:10:06
put random shit on my head when i walk places like a shirt, gloves, a sweater, phone whatever i dont feel like carrying and just walk with it on my head and balance while i walk on top of things to make the walk more entertaining
December 23, 2010 @ 01:23:07
When I'm bored in class I like to stretch and yawn to sound like I'm orgasming to see who would turn around and look at me.
December 23, 2010 @ 03:44:01
when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.
December 23, 2010 @ 11:13:01
^ smokeyface
December 23, 2010 @ 13:06:50
when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.

Sounds like you need to trim!
December 23, 2010 @ 14:00:47
instead of using a spoon when i eat a snack pack, i fold the top thing that you peel off in half and use that as a scoop lol

i like being able to just throw it all away


That is brilliant. when I dont have a spoon i just squeeze the shit out like a damn animal. Usually half the fuckin snack pack is on my face.
December 23, 2010 @ 19:15:01
It just itches like crazy when you're done
December 24, 2010 @ 01:35:59
sometimes i wear these really stiff, rough pants for 6 months straight without washing them, and then i take pictures of myself and put them online and hope that people think im sexy
December 24, 2010 @ 01:52:12
I thought that was really weird until I realized what it was lolol
December 24, 2010 @ 17:01:38
crack my elbows...feels so good.
December 24, 2010 @ 17:12:21
Originally posted by Inactive User
yes. crack elbows, knuckles, fingers, neck.


back, knees, toes and even my penis smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
December 24, 2010 @ 18:22:05
^ i think all smokers do this cuz i do i get something to read a drink and just hang out for a bit after i shit.
February 10, 2011 @ 15:57:55
When I fap and I'm home alone I scream


*dead*
February 10, 2011 @ 15:59:36
I eat the whole apple including core and seeds.
February 10, 2011 @ 16:33:09
Originally posted by Inactive User
i beat off to my own reflection


yeah
February 11, 2011 @ 01:04:19
Whenever I'm home alone and I do something stupid/funny like drop a glass or something I always imagine I'm in a sitcom - pull a really over the top facial expression and look around picture the live audience laughing. Feels good man.
February 11, 2011 @ 17:38:36
^^im gonna go do that
February 12, 2011 @ 12:55:08
i flush the toilet first then pee to see if i can beat it

qft
February 12, 2011 @ 13:58:58
whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2011 @ 17:04:27
when im at the gym and running on the treadmill, and then their is a bad bitch in front of me on a treadmill, i use her as motivation lmaoo, like she is running and my eyes are glued to her ass..tryin to chase that booty down smokeyface

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February 12, 2011 @ 20:58:31
I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.
February 12, 2011 @ 21:00:44
i go on HB

hndlz.tumblr.com

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