Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

December 22, 2010 @ 10:21 PM
northwest

Post: 4032

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

sometimes i like pulling my leg hairs and pubes out because it hurts. but it feels good


lol lmfao
December 22, 2010 @ 11:28 PM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be


Fucking sig'd!
December 22, 2010 @ 11:32 PM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be


Sig'd!
December 23, 2010 @ 01:10 AM
Freddie Benson

Post: 2714

Join Date: Jul 2007

put random shit on my head when i walk places like a shirt, gloves, a sweater, phone whatever i dont feel like carrying and just walk with it on my head and balance while i walk on top of things to make the walk more entertaining

anal del rey http://yellow-stuff.com

December 23, 2010 @ 01:23 AM
reversal

Post: 716

Join Date: Jul 2010

When I'm bored in class I like to stretch and yawn to sound like I'm orgasming to see who would turn around and look at me.
December 23, 2010 @ 03:44 AM
Stereotype

Post: 328

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Vismelia, Calibornia

when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.
December 23, 2010 @ 11:13 AM
faust

Post: 4737

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ny bang bang skeet s...

^ cool
December 23, 2010 @ 01:06 PM
Chegsworth

Post: 29

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Nottingham, UK

when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.

Sounds like you need to trim!
December 23, 2010 @ 02:00 PM
facerip

Post: 266

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Minneapolis

instead of using a spoon when i eat a snack pack, i fold the top thing that you peel off in half and use that as a scoop lol

i like being able to just throw it all away


That is brilliant. when I dont have a spoon i just squeeze the shit out like a damn animal. Usually half the fuckin snack pack is on my face.
December 23, 2010 @ 07:15 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1304

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

It just itches like crazy when you're done
December 24, 2010 @ 01:35 AM
shnxramen

Post: 371

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: gayland

sometimes i wear these really stiff, rough pants for 6 months straight without washing them, and then i take pictures of myself and put them online and hope that people think im sexy
December 24, 2010 @ 01:52 AM
northwest

Post: 4032

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

I thought that was really weird until I realized what it was lolol
December 24, 2010 @ 05:01 PM
Soru

Post: 75

Join Date: Jul 2008

crack my elbows...feels so good.
December 24, 2010 @ 05:03 PM
King_Tfar

Post: 2123

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: HOOD

crack my elbows...feels so good.


cool all the time before i play video games

Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle

December 24, 2010 @ 05:12 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1304

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

yes. crack elbows, knuckles, fingers, neck.


back, knees, toes and even my penis coolcoolcool
December 24, 2010 @ 06:19 PM
King_Tfar

Post: 2123

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: HOOD

smoke while shitting

Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle

December 24, 2010 @ 06:22 PM
Waldo

Post: 444

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: in a sea of people

^ i think all smokers do this cuz i do i get something to read a drink and just hang out for a bit after i shit.
February 10, 2011 @ 03:57 PM
gnar

Post: 1541

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Vegas

When I fap and I'm home alone I scream


*dead*
February 10, 2011 @ 03:59 PM
Virungă

Post: 2790

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Connecticut

I eat the whole apple including core and seeds.
February 10, 2011 @ 04:33 PM
louboutin_baby

Post: 64

Join Date: Oct 2010

i beat off to my own reflection


yeah
February 11, 2011 @ 01:04 AM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

Whenever I'm home alone and I do something stupid/funny like drop a glass or something I always imagine I'm in a sitcom - pull a really over the top facial expression and look around picture the live audience laughing. Feels good man.
February 11, 2011 @ 05:38 PM
mrh

Post: 2427

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: MN

^^im gonna go do that
February 12, 2011 @ 12:55 PM
filipin0y

Post: 2093

Join Date: Nov 2006

i flush the toilet first then pee to see if i can beat it

qft
February 12, 2011 @ 01:58 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2011 @ 05:04 PM
Mos

Post: 1116

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Broadway Junction

when im at the gym and running on the treadmill, and then their is a bad bitch in front of me on a treadmill, i use her as motivation lmaoo, like she is running and my eyes are glued to her ass..tryin to chase that booty down cool
February 12, 2011 @ 08:58 PM
Theseventhletter

Post: 9148

Join Date: Apr 2006

Location: Brooklyn New York Ci...

I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.
February 12, 2011 @ 09:00 PM
hndlz

Post: 1674

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Miami, FL

i go on HB

hndlz.tumblr.com ||| FS: Supreaaaaam + undftd-->> http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/183485

February 13, 2011 @ 03:17 PM
northwest

Post: 4032

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.


tables ftw
February 13, 2011 @ 03:30 PM
King_Tfar

Post: 2123

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: HOOD

Fap cum in my boxers let em sit and repeat x3.

(I get harder each time.)

Handsome Hustler more Handsome than I Hustle

February 13, 2011 @ 03:36 PM
bapa

Post: 1312

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: cuse

i take shits really slowly and count to see how long i can keep the flow going.
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