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December 23, 2010 @ 03:44 AM
Stereotype

Post: 350

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Vismelia, Calibornia

when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.
December 23, 2010 @ 11:13 AM
faust

Post: 4737

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ny bang bang skeet s...

^ cool
December 23, 2010 @ 01:06 PM
Chegsworth

Post: 29

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Nottingham, UK

when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.

Sounds like you need to trim!
December 23, 2010 @ 02:00 PM
facerip

Post: 268

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Minneapolis

instead of using a spoon when i eat a snack pack, i fold the top thing that you peel off in half and use that as a scoop lol

i like being able to just throw it all away


That is brilliant. when I dont have a spoon i just squeeze the shit out like a damn animal. Usually half the fuckin snack pack is on my face.
December 23, 2010 @ 07:15 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1306

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

It just itches like crazy when you're done
December 24, 2010 @ 01:35 AM
shnxramen

Post: 387

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: LA

sometimes i wear these really stiff, rough pants for 6 months straight without washing them, and then i take pictures of myself and put them online and hope that people think im sexy
December 24, 2010 @ 01:52 AM
northwest

Post: 4034

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

I thought that was really weird until I realized what it was lolol
December 24, 2010 @ 05:01 PM
Soru

Post: 77

Join Date: Jul 2008

crack my elbows...feels so good.
December 24, 2010 @ 05:12 PM
DuncanPinderhughes?

Post: 1306

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: In a city with money...

yes. crack elbows, knuckles, fingers, neck.


back, knees, toes and even my penis coolcoolcool
December 24, 2010 @ 06:22 PM
Waldo

Post: 444

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: in a sea of people

^ i think all smokers do this cuz i do i get something to read a drink and just hang out for a bit after i shit.
February 10, 2011 @ 03:57 PM
gnar

Post: 1545

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Vegas

When I fap and I'm home alone I scream


*dead*
February 10, 2011 @ 03:59 PM
Virungă

Post: 2790

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Connecticut

I eat the whole apple including core and seeds.
February 10, 2011 @ 04:33 PM
louboutin_baby

Post: 64

Join Date: Oct 2010

i beat off to my own reflection


yeah
February 11, 2011 @ 01:04 AM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

Whenever I'm home alone and I do something stupid/funny like drop a glass or something I always imagine I'm in a sitcom - pull a really over the top facial expression and look around picture the live audience laughing. Feels good man.
February 11, 2011 @ 05:38 PM
mrh

Post: 3085

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: MN

^^im gonna go do that
February 12, 2011 @ 12:55 PM
filipin0y

Post: 2098

Join Date: Nov 2006

i flush the toilet first then pee to see if i can beat it

qft
February 12, 2011 @ 01:58 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2011 @ 05:04 PM
Mos

Post: 1136

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Coney Island

when im at the gym and running on the treadmill, and then their is a bad bitch in front of me on a treadmill, i use her as motivation lmaoo, like she is running and my eyes are glued to her ass..tryin to chase that booty down cool
February 12, 2011 @ 08:58 PM
Theseventhletter

Post: 9148

Join Date: Apr 2006

Location: Brooklyn New York Ci...

I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.
February 12, 2011 @ 09:00 PM
hndlz

Post: 1740

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Miami, FL

i go on HB

ikesaidit.tumblr.com

February 13, 2011 @ 03:17 PM
northwest

Post: 4034

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.


tables ftw
February 13, 2011 @ 03:36 PM
bapa

Post: 1424

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: cuse

i take shits really slowly and count to see how long i can keep the flow going.
February 13, 2011 @ 05:03 PM
lihp

Post: 1001

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: 2 up 2 down

i carry my backpack around campus even if im just grabbing lunch with a friend because it feels right.
February 13, 2011 @ 05:05 PM
COREYh

Post: 484

Join Date: Nov 2007

I smoke whoonga
February 13, 2011 @ 05:20 PM
HIDEYOKIDS HIDEYOWIFE

Post: 412

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: 310

fap with the window open with the porn turned up really loud when the mailman comes
February 13, 2011 @ 09:09 PM

Inactive

most of the time when im done shitting, i chill on the toilet for about 30 minutes


Same. haha
February 13, 2011 @ 09:12 PM
caleb91

Post: 313

Join Date: Dec 2010

i take like 45 minute showers, i turn the water up really hot and then sit down and do some serious serious thinking. i've come up with several solutions to problems i was facing, its like the shower is where i go to get away lol
February 13, 2011 @ 09:27 PM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

Probably the most random shit i do that nobody else does would be taking off my socks every time i take off my shoes. Only times the socks stay on is if its mad fuckin cold (usually i just take em off anyway and use the excuse that my socks are wet) or if im unfamiliar with the owner of the house.

I feel like I would drop the habit if my feet looked weird or were nasty. This kind of goes hand in hand with another obsession i have with keeping my hands and feet really clean, nails always trimmed, etc. I notice anyones hands and/or feet if they are visible and I feel uncomfortable if someone has nasty hands or feet.
February 13, 2011 @ 09:55 PM
Vodica

Post: 531

Join Date: Dec 2008

whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

swear I thought I was the only one.
I got this one small mole on my arm where hair's growing out, and when I pull the hair out it feels so good.

and this thread is hilarious.
February 13, 2011 @ 10:08 PM
JLK

Post: 1161

Join Date: Apr 2010

LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone

yo i do this shit all the fucking time. i thought i was the only one. "aw shit another bitch that can read minds"

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