Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

October 30, 2010 @ 21:28:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: stankonia
use rewards im never going to get as motivation

"if you get an a on this test, you'll get your dick sucked by 3 hookers and a dolphin"

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October 31, 2010 @ 02:32:12 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: SL 510
I fap to the school yearbook.
October 31, 2010 @ 07:42:59 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
ME GUSTA remix is way better


Man you had better be joking.
November 01, 2010 @ 22:56:12 PM
Post: 437
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: in a sea of people
after i get out of the shower i like to stang in the mirror and see how meany times i can make my junk spin in circles.
December 17, 2010 @ 23:22:40 PM
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feel like someone somewhere else is temporarily experiencing life through me, like they are in my head seeing and feeling whatever I feel, and i think 'quick do something impressive' and go like flex in the mirror or look at my dick and pretend it is big.

try to masturbate with only my imagination. usually my arm gets too tired first.

probably not the only one who does this but when i think im home alone i talk to myself out loud having fake conversations of what i would say if i were cool or in a movie or just random sounds and then i realize theres somebody in the next room and i pretend like they didnt hear anything.
December 18, 2010 @ 00:58:25 AM
Post: 1055
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: LA
nice first post.

whatever

December 18, 2010 @ 06:16:40 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: .
For as long as i can remember whenever i'm in class, on the bus, or just surrounded by people i always want to be in arms reach of a bitch that i would fuck. It's wierd because i always think that some guy is gonna yell out "THE FIRST GIRL YOU TOUCH WILL LET YOU FUCK THEM!" so i wanna be that lucky man who touched the hottest bitch in the room.

When i get to an empty home and i get that weird ass feeling that someone is watching me, i yell out "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING THERE, I SEE YOU" just to make sure.

Sometimes i wish while i'm riding the bus that a car would crash into it. Mainly because i think it would be a fun experience.

am i the only one who watches porn in reverse? like i watch a vid and i skip right to the end to see the money shot and then i watch it backwards? i also like to syncronize when i bust to when the guy is busting in the vid. feels good man
December 18, 2010 @ 06:20:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
I do the last bit, for sure!

All of those are pretty hilarious though.
December 18, 2010 @ 10:57:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
depends on how much "free" time i have on my hands. i can either go on cod online and start noobing and flaming people or invite my friend over and "get down to business" if you know what i mean

I import JDM vehicles into Canada, let me know if you're interested

December 18, 2010 @ 10:58:55 AM
Post: 9153
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Brooklyn, NY
depends on how much "free" time i have on my hands. i can either go on cod online and start noobing and flaming people or invite my friend over and "get down to business" if you know what i mean


cyber sex over xbox live?

omg I thought I was the only one who did that smokeyface

Last.fm - DStyles23 Xbox Live GT: DStyles23

December 18, 2010 @ 10:59:26 AM
Post: 1207
Join Date: Feb 2008
ME GUSTA remix is way better


i will find you in real life and fuck your asshole with a machete. that was the most retarded shit i've ever heard you fucking cock sucking tasteless son of a bitch.
December 18, 2010 @ 13:11:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: The WhiteNorth
I sing to random objects about how awesome they are.
December 18, 2010 @ 14:40:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Coney Island
When i get to an empty home and i get that weird ass feeling that someone is watching me, i yell out "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING THERE, I SEE YOU" just to make sure.


lmfaoo i sometimes do that too

Sometimes i wish while i'm riding the bus that a car would crash into it. Mainly because i think it would be a fun experience.


lmfao we def think alike

am i the only one who watches porn in reverse? like i watch a vid and i skip right to the end to see the money shot and then i watch it backwards? i also like to syncronize when i bust to when the guy is busting in the vid. feels good man


my boys do that, not me
December 18, 2010 @ 14:49:46 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: London
When i get to an empty home and i get that weird ass feeling that someone is watching me, i yell out "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING THERE, I SEE YOU" just to make sure.


LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone
December 18, 2010 @ 15:09:46 PM
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jumping on couch arms and doing hyper shit and hitting my head on the roof while singing big time rush songs smokeyface
December 18, 2010 @ 15:41:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
when i pee into a toilet i avoid hitting the water because the sound bothers me.
December 18, 2010 @ 15:43:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: In a city with money rolls, cars and clothes, 'cause thats how all my ♥♥♥♥&#
when i pee into a toilet i avoid hitting the water because the sound bothers me.


Word I can't stand the sound of that
December 18, 2010 @ 15:59:15 PM
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Location: NY
this thread makes me feel like a normal person...
December 18, 2010 @ 16:02:40 PM
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I'm scratching underneath my balls right now.

It smells like doodoo and scrotum sweat.
December 18, 2010 @ 19:18:59 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
am i the only one who watches porn in reverse? like i watch a vid and i skip right to the end to see the money shot and then i watch it backwards? i also like to syncronize when i bust to when the guy is busting in the vid. feels good man


im not alonesmokeyface sometimes when i play call of duty, i jack off and see if i can get it off before the game starts smokeyface
December 19, 2010 @ 04:10:44 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: seattle
most of the time when im done shitting, i chill on the toilet for about 30 minutes

Easy mang...

December 19, 2010 @ 05:42:58 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
im not alonesmokeyface sometimes when i play call of duty, i jack off and see if i can get it off before the game starts smokeyface


Of all the really strange posts in this thread, I find this the most perverse.
December 22, 2010 @ 10:21:08 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
cyber sex over xbox live?

omg I thought I was the only one who did that smokeyface


i have a ps3...

and nah have real sex son

I import JDM vehicles into Canada, let me know if you're interested

December 22, 2010 @ 10:24:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
sex over xbox and ps3... are you guys doing everything you can think of before 2012? ?)
December 22, 2010 @ 10:33:17 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The CHI
i talk to myself constantly when no one is around. i usually say random jokes that i remember in hopes that some all knowing being gets what im saying.
December 22, 2010 @ 14:38:00 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: WA
in mid piss, if i feel a shit comin on, i'll use my will power to shut off the flow while i turn around and proceed to drop a deuce, rather than finish peeing then dook

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December 22, 2010 @ 14:43:55 PM
Post: 437
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: in a sea of people
^ I do thesame shit all the time. i just got a cat (MR. PutyTang) and when im bord as fuck we go get some box's and i bild a iniana jones fort and do a voice over for what hes doing or thinking at that time.
December 22, 2010 @ 14:49:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone


I do that shit sometimes to. I think people can hear and see what im thinking so then i say in my head "whats up,i know you can har me." or "Look at me if you can hear me" and see if someone looks lol.

I also fight the air when nobodys around sometimes. Like i would picture someone i dont like and just swing off on the air pretending their there, ducking,bobbing and even acting like i got hit. Then i even have imaginary people break it up. Weird as shiy lol.
December 22, 2010 @ 17:33:45 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
i flush the toilet first then pee to see if i can beat it
December 22, 2010 @ 18:23:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be
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