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October 17, 2010 @ 10:15 AM
mrh

Post: 2414

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: MN

hahahaah fat fucking cats..
October 17, 2010 @ 02:33 PM
reversal

Post: 715

Join Date: Jul 2010

Are you sure your cat isn't dead vinnie?
October 18, 2010 @ 11:23 PM
HELLA.

Post: 843

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: where we say hella.

When no one else is home, I watch Wizards of waverly place. Swag.
October 18, 2010 @ 11:28 PM
kilogram

Post: 1540

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Gaza

face dont belong in book, they belong on interweb alright? no1 reads facebooks anyway they turn 2 interweb when they wanna see some face. webs got it all pal! tunes and pictures, shit, VIDEOS? want the truth about it you bet, interwebs gotcho back billy. its that new shit, blow ya dust off book and cracker open what yo...u get? B-shit bout tom sawyer and paintin yo fence aka snore and a bore.
October 18, 2010 @ 11:56 PM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2613

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

when i see one of my cats, Charlie, just laying somewhere, sometimes i just stare and yell at him saying "Charlie, all you do is fuckin eat and sleep! Your lazy and fat! Get a job!"

and sometimes when mom comes home with the catnip, i try to give him some, but he wants nothing to do with it.
so to this day, i believe he is recovering from a cat nip addiction.

this is him

Dat obese lyfestyle.
October 19, 2010 @ 12:04 AM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2613

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

I don't do anything after I shit. I just sit on the toilet, drop my load, put my pants back up, and just go back to what ever I was doing.

Straight grimey uncooth ass
October 19, 2010 @ 12:12 AM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1016

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Late 1930\'s

i bite the inside sides of my cheeks .

i always know what the teacher is talking about and have a smart answer in my head but when they call on me i dont know what to say so they probably think im a normal student.

I only fuck with bitches that go outside

October 19, 2010 @ 12:29 AM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1016

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Late 1930\'s

like i think of a so complex answer i dont know how to word it . its wierd

I only fuck with bitches that go outside

October 19, 2010 @ 01:03 AM
wiznerd1

Post: 526

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: L.A.

i like to piss on my own shit after shitting and watch it crumble
October 19, 2010 @ 01:44 AM
brannen

Post: 1625

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Canoga Park, CA

like i think of a so complex answer i dont know how to word it . its wierd


So you're inarticulate? Ironic.
October 19, 2010 @ 02:07 AM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1016

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Late 1930\'s

So you're inarticulate? Ironic.


si senor.

but when i drink capri sun i cant stop

I only fuck with bitches that go outside

October 19, 2010 @ 03:21 AM
wowdamelms

Post: 3761

Join Date: Dec 2006

i like find lookalikes of people
kingkoor @ 0:25
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1-InCRsoI
October 19, 2010 @ 03:24 AM
ChaseThecase

Post: 29

Join Date: Oct 2010

Sometimes When im alone on the computer, I laugh out loud and talk to myself alot...
October 19, 2010 @ 06:05 AM
thebryn

Post: 29

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: New Zealand

I buy heaps of different energy drinks and refrigerate them for the sol-purpose of drinking them in the shower. The contrast of hot on the outside and ice cold on the inside feeeelz nice.

I intentionally give one of my cats more attention so the other one gets jealous and then when it comes over to get a pat, i abruptly walk away, laughing and pointing at the stupid cat.

I leave work till the last minute not because I'm particularly lazy, but because like the feeling of being under heaps of pressure but then get real annoyed when i get shitty results.

Sometimes when I'm running ill pretend my shadow is an actual person and challenge it to a race. I dont win often though
October 19, 2010 @ 11:32 AM
PR3TTYnihkee

Post: 996

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Toronto

like i think of a so complex answer i dont know how to word it . its wierd


I do this sometimes. My thoughts can be very complicated lol

Mine: I like to mix cake batter and just eat it like pudding.
October 19, 2010 @ 12:10 PM
CEOTrapstar

Post: 121

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Brooklyn

smoke half a l and save the rest for another time
October 26, 2010 @ 11:41 PM
wowdamelms

Post: 3761

Join Date: Dec 2006

when im showering, i pretend my dick is a guitar
October 26, 2010 @ 11:43 PM
JELLOO

Post: 231

Join Date: Mar 2010

i like to stick 3 or more fingers up my butt sometimes just to make sure everything up there is ok
October 26, 2010 @ 11:44 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

i play table tennis.
October 26, 2010 @ 11:47 PM
FROADS

Post: 1387

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: East L.A

I like to blast "There is a light that Never goes out" by The Smiths at full volume whenever I'm drivin' in traffic
October 27, 2010 @ 01:01 AM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1016

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Late 1930\'s

I like to blast "There is a light that Never goes out" by The Smiths at full volume whenever I'm drivin' in traffic


ME GUSTA remix is way better

I only fuck with bitches that go outside

October 30, 2010 @ 09:15 PM
Mr.Mittens

Post: 121

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: ATL

I use my erect penis as a towel rack while entering/leaving the shower.

http://twitter.com/CrazyHates

October 30, 2010 @ 09:16 PM
fuckboii™

Post: 1890

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx

ME GUSTA remix is way better


OMG THANKS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I'VE BEEN WANTING TO HEAR THIS INSTRUMENTAL FOR SO LONG.


But I like the og version better.

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

October 30, 2010 @ 09:18 PM
fuckboii™

Post: 1890

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx

I splash water on my shower curtains when I'm in the shower and pretend its blood. cool Looks soooooooooo cool

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

October 30, 2010 @ 09:28 PM
tonysteak

Post: 1231

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: stankonia

use rewards im never going to get as motivation

"if you get an a on this test, you'll get your dick sucked by 3 hookers and a dolphin"

www.twitter.com/tonysteak

October 31, 2010 @ 02:32 AM
shhh

Post: 240

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: SL 510

I fap to the school yearbook.
October 31, 2010 @ 07:42 AM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

ME GUSTA remix is way better


Man you had better be joking.
November 1, 2010 @ 10:56 PM
Waldo

Post: 444

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: in a sea of people

after i get out of the shower i like to stang in the mirror and see how meany times i can make my junk spin in circles.
December 17, 2010 @ 11:22 PM
jakes4

Post: 1

Join Date: Jan 2010

feel like someone somewhere else is temporarily experiencing life through me, like they are in my head seeing and feeling whatever I feel, and i think 'quick do something impressive' and go like flex in the mirror or look at my dick and pretend it is big.

try to masturbate with only my imagination. usually my arm gets too tired first.

probably not the only one who does this but when i think im home alone i talk to myself out loud having fake conversations of what i would say if i were cool or in a movie or just random sounds and then i realize theres somebody in the next room and i pretend like they didnt hear anything.
December 18, 2010 @ 12:58 AM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1016

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Late 1930\'s

nice first post.

I only fuck with bitches that go outside

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