Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

September 12, 2010 @ 23:28:02
Liking the gummo gif's...haha...I might be the only one but when I go shopping say at the grocery store and I pick something off a shelf, I see if there are any behind it and I try to always grab the last one at the back...for some reason I always think the first one is always considered a "bad" one or some shit..

cheers


yeah you're right, i used to work at a grocery store a while back. whenever products arrive (the newest, the "better ones"), we put them BEHIND the products already on the shelves so the older ones get sold first.

And whenever i pee at home, i aim for the porcelain, not the water. shits too noisy tongueface
September 13, 2010 @ 00:23:24
And I often think that cashiers be judging me when I'm buying my shit. lulz


haha same...
September 13, 2010 @ 02:40:12
anyone else talk to their cats in a death metal voice to try and freak them out?
September 18, 2010 @ 13:56:08
i do this thing with my eyes/brain/both where i kinda zone out and the screen i'm looking at appears to fill up my entire field of vision. it's cool.
September 18, 2010 @ 14:01:32
When beating it i imagine the girls pedicured feet up in my face and sucking her toes and touching me. Foot fetish much.

foot jobs too.
September 18, 2010 @ 14:04:24
When I watch animated shows like Family Guy I'm constantly trying to ignore the pupils in their eyes so that they all got white eyes with no black dots in em.

Ruins the whole show for me everytime and I don't know how to stop smh
September 19, 2010 @ 06:32:52
somedays when no1 is home i try walking around backwards the whole time and doing everything backwards (watching the TV in the reflection etc.)
September 19, 2010 @ 10:00:30
anyone else talk to their cats in a death metal voice to try and freak them out?

lmao this.

-sometimes i get on all fours and bark and chase my dog around the house.
- when i get a mosquito bite, i scratch it til the yellow ooze comes out and then i let it harden on my leg and scratch it off later. feels good man

\X/

September 19, 2010 @ 11:45:00
When eatting anything fried(chicken/fish/shrimp) or covered(corndogs/pizza/lazania)
I take the skin or breading off then save them to eat last.

When my dog randomly whimpers for attention I fake cry along with him.
September 19, 2010 @ 13:35:14
When eatting anything fried(chicken/fish/shrimp) or covered(corndogs/pizza/lazania)
I take the skin or breading off then save them to eat last.

When my dog randomly whimpers for attention I fake cry along with him.


my
September 19, 2010 @ 13:43:07
wipe my ass with baby wipes
shit makes me feel cleeeaaannnn!smokeyface
September 19, 2010 @ 13:49:56
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September 19, 2010 @ 13:52:16
same here lol
September 19, 2010 @ 13:56:27
yea i shit naked and then i shower
September 19, 2010 @ 14:02:37
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September 19, 2010 @ 14:32:15
I don't do anything after I shit. I just sit on the toilet, drop my load, put my pants back up, and just go back to what ever I was doing.
September 19, 2010 @ 14:45:07
loled so many times in this thread

but like when im watching TV, i start touching my balls, not in a masturbating way, just an "i get bored" type of way. and also before i take a shower i rub my fingers in that area between your ass and ballsack to see what my ball sweat smells like.
September 19, 2010 @ 14:47:35
I don't do anything after I shit. I just sit on the toilet, drop my load, put my pants back up, and just go back to what ever I was doing.


lawl you dont wipe dat ass?
September 19, 2010 @ 14:56:15
Originally posted by Inactive User
I always act like I'm being interviewed. Basically I'm talking to myself, but when I'm alone in a room doing everyday things I act like people are asking me random questions about things. It's fun. If I become famous I'll be come an interview jesus.


i do this too, for if i ever become famous
September 19, 2010 @ 14:58:38
HaHa

I'll cup my farts and throw them in my friends' faces at the movies or whenever I can sneak attack em'.
I also meditate in the shower when I'm hung over.
M&Ms dude I LMAOd the entire time I was reading that. I only eat peanut M&Ms so I crack them open and save the nuts for the end.

Solo night cruisers I feel ya. Smoke a bowl and go to 7-11.
September 19, 2010 @ 15:08:19
i love jerking off to the Spanish tv

i will rape you if i get the chance

September 19, 2010 @ 15:30:31
sometimes i look up the lyrics to a song
rap that shit while its playing and record my own voice smokeyface
September 19, 2010 @ 16:03:13
when i'm watching porn and about to cum i put my dick back in my boxers and let the cum soak into them and then 30 min later there's a strong smell of cum and it makes my dick hard so i jak off again, then repeat.

nugga you gay
September 19, 2010 @ 16:44:29
Sometimes i just rub my balls then sniff my hand. cause they got like a distinctive ball smell to em ya know? Like not a bad smell, just funky, like that of ball sweat. Then i imagine what it would taste like. I mean i dont want to taste it but i wonder what a girl would taste if she was suckin on my sweaty ball funk. Feel me?
September 19, 2010 @ 16:51:29
Sometimes when i'm alone, I like to switch my hips and feel my cheeks jiggle side to side.

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

September 19, 2010 @ 16:53:57
^i lotion up every sq inch after showering..
September 19, 2010 @ 16:56:05
lol I only lotion the spots that will show when i go out. Since I'm always wearing pants, I never have lotion on my legs or feet.

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

September 19, 2010 @ 19:22:46
Sometimes i just rub my balls then sniff my hand. cause they got like a distinctive ball smell to em ya know? Like not a bad smell, just funky, like that of ball sweat. Then i imagine what it would taste like. I mean i dont want to taste it but i wonder what a girl would taste if she was suckin on my sweaty ball funk. Feel me?


i feel it.

on really hot days or if im about go running or something i throw on some baby powder on my groin/balls

no chaffage at all + I smell like a baby
September 20, 2010 @ 17:47:07
lol im like a sanitary freak. After I take a shit, I wipe till there's red dots on the tissue. Then I'll wipe every night even if i haven't shitted for days. I don't see how
September 20, 2010 @ 20:17:35
loled so many times in this thread

but like when im watching TV, i start touching my balls, not in a masturbating way, just an "i get bored" type of way. and also before i take a shower i rub my fingers in that area between your ass and ballsack to see what my ball sweat smells like.


that area is called your gouch
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