anyone else talk to their cats in a death metal voice to try and freak them out?
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When eatting anything fried(chicken/fish/shrimp) or covered(corndogs/pizza/lazania)
I take the skin or breading off then save them to eat last.
When my dog randomly whimpers for attention I fake cry along with him.
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I don't do anything after I shit. I just sit on the toilet, drop my load, put my pants back up, and just go back to what ever I was doing.
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I always act like I'm being interviewed. Basically I'm talking to myself, but when I'm alone in a room doing everyday things I act like people are asking me random questions about things. It's fun. If I become famous I'll be come an interview jesus.
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i will rape you if i get the chance
when i'm watching porn and about to cum i put my dick back in my boxers and let the cum soak into them and then 30 min later there's a strong smell of cum and it makes my dick hard so i jak off again, then repeat.
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rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does
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Sometimes i just rub my balls then sniff my hand. cause they got like a distinctive ball smell to em ya know? Like not a bad smell, just funky, like that of ball sweat. Then i imagine what it would taste like. I mean i dont want to taste it but i wonder what a girl would taste if she was suckin on my sweaty ball funk. Feel me?
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loled so many times in this thread
but like when im watching TV, i start touching my balls, not in a masturbating way, just an "i get bored" type of way. and also before i take a shower i rub my fingers in that area between your ass and ballsack to see what my ball sweat smells like.
lol im like a sanitary freak. After I take a shit, I wipe till there's red dots on the tissue. Then I'll wipe every night even if i haven't shitted for days. I don't see how
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why dont u just hop in the shower after a shit like i do
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never tried it, afraid ima get my doo doos everywhere
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Im always lookin at like every bitches ass. But not just hot bitches, like ugly ones too. Even if a fat bitch walks by i find myself thinkin hmmm, what is this bitches ass gonna look like?
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HaHa
I'll cup my farts and throw them in my friends' faces at the movies or whenever I can sneak attack em'.
I also meditate in the shower when I'm hung over.
M&Ms dude I LMAOd the entire time I was reading that. I only eat peanut M&Ms so I crack them open and save the nuts for the end.
Solo night cruisers I feel ya. Smoke a bowl and go to 7-11.
