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August 30, 2010 @ 05:31 PM
gnar

Post: 1544

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Vegas

im a cashier at target and i pretty much judge everyone based on what they buy


lol. EXAMPLES
August 31, 2010 @ 08:41 PM
mrh

Post: 3037

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: MN

i work tomorrow so i'll post some examples when they're fresh in my mind when i get back

i do always feel bad for the guys that are like in their late 20's buying packs and packs of Magic the Gathering cards
September 1, 2010 @ 09:19 PM
Space&Time

Post: 49

Join Date: Sep 2010

dance like i'm southern with southern music in my head when no one is around.(even tho i dislike it)
September 12, 2010 @ 06:59 AM
young idiot

Post: 6150

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: London

sometimes if i've been mostly showering for a couple weeks, i'll make a point of bathing with water that is way too hot, so when i eventually acclimatise, my muscles are too relaxed for me to be as fast as usual. this usually takes over an hour because of how much it slows me down, but it feels good after you manage to get out.
September 12, 2010 @ 07:55 AM
cuh

Post: 523

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Scrillville, CA



Good execution. Laughed so hard.
September 12, 2010 @ 08:47 AM
tyler,

Post: 1618

Join Date: May 2009

Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


ahhh jesus

and this

When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.
September 12, 2010 @ 12:23 PM
northwest

Post: 4033

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


lol'd irl
September 12, 2010 @ 12:41 PM
snake?Snake?!SANKE!

Post: 1892

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx


rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

September 12, 2010 @ 01:51 PM
NahMean

Post: 187

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: WoofWoof

Sometimes, I think people can read my mind thus, I try not to think of anything.


hahahah same
September 12, 2010 @ 01:57 PM
glennboy

Post: 1936

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Colorado

when people give me those akward/weird looks i try to think what they're thinking then counter that comment in my mind

Live Life // Get Mo Money

September 12, 2010 @ 03:11 PM
mr.orange

Post: 1099

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: London, England

On NBA live i have a character named after me whit skill level 99 and i pretend it's me playin in real life, sometimes i even act out that im getting interviewd.


I do this all the time on 2K10, put myself into a draft class and on Association Mode, rig the draft by putting on the force trade thing, and draft myself 1st. Only with teams that need a PG though.
September 12, 2010 @ 03:27 PM
modernmischief

Post: 2477

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

Put lotion on my dick after a shower
September 12, 2010 @ 06:41 PM
billabong

Post: 3761

Join Date: Dec 2006

Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
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September 12, 2010 @ 07:04 PM
RawShack

Post: 1548

Join Date: Jul 2008

Daily Dose of EA Skate 3.
beat myself off to sleep.
September 12, 2010 @ 07:33 PM
dOpeMitch

Post: 1183

Join Date: Sep 2009

i do weird shit
i interview myself constantly
while i work i walk around outside for like 2 hours so i just create situations that will never happen in real life. but if they do ill be ready.. lol

i move my hair legs around until a couple are bundled up and than i rip it out. it hurts but idk i kinda like the feeling

when at home i usually just dribble my basketball around the whole time or throw my football at myself. and for every door i pretend im jammin on
September 12, 2010 @ 07:37 PM
Auguste

Post: 2056

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: LA

^lol I have a homie who does that with his leg hairs also

I always have to have a cup on my desk. Even if it's empty I wont throw it away until I have a replacement. Right now I have an In-n-Out & King Taco cup plus a water bottle.

I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.

September 12, 2010 @ 07:39 PM
.emaN

Post: 2809

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Oregon.



yo.....fuuuuuckkkkk
September 12, 2010 @ 11:13 PM
frrresh

Post: 860

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Van City

Liking the gummo gif's...haha...I might be the only one but when I go shopping say at the grocery store and I pick something off a shelf, I see if there are any behind it and I try to always grab the last one at the back...for some reason I always think the first one is always considered a "bad" one or some shit..

cheers
September 12, 2010 @ 11:19 PM
(KickaPop)

Post: 33

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Djibouti

whenever i take a shit I wipe my ass in the typical manner than follow that act by lifting the toilet paper with fecal particles on it up to my nose to get a good sniff.
September 12, 2010 @ 11:22 PM
Eliijah Pt 2

Post: 1788

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Maryland

Ever girl I see , no pedo stuff , I picture me fucking them, before I even say hi , like a vivid picture of me in-between there legs just strokin'.
September 12, 2010 @ 11:24 PM
NIFTY

Post: 99

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: YYZ

^^^ yeah youre right, i used to work at a grocery store. we place the products that just came into the store (newest, the "better ones") behind the stuff already on the shelves.


And when I pee at home I aim at the porcelain, not the toilet water lol. Shits too noisy.
September 12, 2010 @ 11:28 PM
NIFTY

Post: 99

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: YYZ

Liking the gummo gif's...haha...I might be the only one but when I go shopping say at the grocery store and I pick something off a shelf, I see if there are any behind it and I try to always grab the last one at the back...for some reason I always think the first one is always considered a "bad" one or some shit..

cheers


yeah you're right, i used to work at a grocery store a while back. whenever products arrive (the newest, the "better ones"), we put them BEHIND the products already on the shelves so the older ones get sold first.

And whenever i pee at home, i aim for the porcelain, not the water. shits too noisy razz
September 13, 2010 @ 12:23 AM
NahMean

Post: 187

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: WoofWoof

And I often think that cashiers be judging me when I'm buying my shit. lulz


haha same...
September 13, 2010 @ 02:40 AM
bird

Post: 544

Join Date: Jun 2009

anyone else talk to their cats in a death metal voice to try and freak them out?
September 18, 2010 @ 01:56 PM
young idiot

Post: 6150

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: London

i do this thing with my eyes/brain/both where i kinda zone out and the screen i'm looking at appears to fill up my entire field of vision. it's cool.
September 18, 2010 @ 02:01 PM
JetLag

Post: 14

Join Date: Aug 2010

When beating it i imagine the girls pedicured feet up in my face and sucking her toes and touching me. Foot fetish much.

foot jobs too.
September 18, 2010 @ 02:04 PM
DeWale2

Post: 275

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: London

When I watch animated shows like Family Guy I'm constantly trying to ignore the pupils in their eyes so that they all got white eyes with no black dots in em.

Ruins the whole show for me everytime and I don't know how to stop sad
September 19, 2010 @ 06:32 AM
Zatar

Post: 165

Join Date: Aug 2009

somedays when no1 is home i try walking around backwards the whole time and doing everything backwards (watching the TV in the reflection etc.)
September 19, 2010 @ 10:00 AM
Constellations

Post: 3051

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: LeBroward County, Fl...

anyone else talk to their cats in a death metal voice to try and freak them out?

lmao this.

-sometimes i get on all fours and bark and chase my dog around the house.
- when i get a mosquito bite, i scratch it til the yellow ooze comes out and then i let it harden on my leg and scratch it off later. feels good man

\X/

September 19, 2010 @ 11:45 AM
nv

Post: 39

Join Date: Sep 2010

When eatting anything fried(chicken/fish/shrimp) or covered(corndogs/pizza/lazania)
I take the skin or breading off then save them to eat last.

When my dog randomly whimpers for attention I fake cry along with him.

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