Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

Sep 12, 2010 @ 07:55


Good execution. Laughed so hard.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 08:47
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


ahhh jesus

and this

Originally posted by Inactive User
When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 12:23
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


lol'd irl
Sep 12, 2010 @ 12:41

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

Sep 12, 2010 @ 13:51
Sometimes, I think people can read my mind thus, I try not to think of anything.


hahahah same
Sep 12, 2010 @ 13:57
when people give me those akward/weird looks i try to think what they're thinking then counter that comment in my mind

Live Life // Get Mo Money

Sep 12, 2010 @ 15:11
On NBA live i have a character named after me whit skill level 99 and i pretend it's me playin in real life, sometimes i even act out that im getting interviewd.


I do this all the time on 2K10, put myself into a draft class and on Association Mode, rig the draft by putting on the force trade thing, and draft myself 1st. Only with teams that need a PG though.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 15:27
Put lotion on my dick after a shower
Sep 12, 2010 @ 18:41
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.

Sep 12, 2010 @ 19:04
Daily Dose of EA Skate 3.
beat myself off to sleep.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 19:33
i do weird shit
i interview myself constantly
while i work i walk around outside for like 2 hours so i just create situations that will never happen in real life. but if they do ill be ready.. lol

i move my hair legs around until a couple are bundled up and than i rip it out. it hurts but idk i kinda like the feeling

when at home i usually just dribble my basketball around the whole time or throw my football at myself. and for every door i pretend im jammin on
Sep 12, 2010 @ 19:37
^lol I have a homie who does that with his leg hairs also

I always have to have a cup on my desk. Even if it's empty I wont throw it away until I have a replacement. Right now I have an In-n-Out & King Taco cup plus a water bottle.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 19:39
Originally posted by Inactive User


yo.....fuuuuuckkkkk
Sep 12, 2010 @ 23:13
Liking the gummo gif's...haha...I might be the only one but when I go shopping say at the grocery store and I pick something off a shelf, I see if there are any behind it and I try to always grab the last one at the back...for some reason I always think the first one is always considered a "bad" one or some shit..

cheers
Sep 12, 2010 @ 23:19
whenever i take a shit I wipe my ass in the typical manner than follow that act by lifting the toilet paper with fecal particles on it up to my nose to get a good sniff.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 23:22
Ever girl I see , no pedo stuff , I picture me fucking them, before I even say hi , like a vivid picture of me in-between there legs just strokin'.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 23:24
^^^ yeah youre right, i used to work at a grocery store. we place the products that just came into the store (newest, the "better ones") behind the stuff already on the shelves.


And when I pee at home I aim at the porcelain, not the toilet water lol. Shits too noisy.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 23:28
Liking the gummo gif's...haha...I might be the only one but when I go shopping say at the grocery store and I pick something off a shelf, I see if there are any behind it and I try to always grab the last one at the back...for some reason I always think the first one is always considered a "bad" one or some shit..

cheers


yeah you're right, i used to work at a grocery store a while back. whenever products arrive (the newest, the "better ones"), we put them BEHIND the products already on the shelves so the older ones get sold first.

And whenever i pee at home, i aim for the porcelain, not the water. shits too noisy tongueface
Sep 13, 2010 @ 00:23
And I often think that cashiers be judging me when I'm buying my shit. lulz


haha same...
Sep 13, 2010 @ 02:40
anyone else talk to their cats in a death metal voice to try and freak them out?
Sep 18, 2010 @ 13:56
i do this thing with my eyes/brain/both where i kinda zone out and the screen i'm looking at appears to fill up my entire field of vision. it's cool.
Sep 18, 2010 @ 14:01
When beating it i imagine the girls pedicured feet up in my face and sucking her toes and touching me. Foot fetish much.

foot jobs too.
Sep 18, 2010 @ 14:04
When I watch animated shows like Family Guy I'm constantly trying to ignore the pupils in their eyes so that they all got white eyes with no black dots in em.

Ruins the whole show for me everytime and I don't know how to stop smh
Sep 19, 2010 @ 06:32
somedays when no1 is home i try walking around backwards the whole time and doing everything backwards (watching the TV in the reflection etc.)
Sep 19, 2010 @ 10:00
anyone else talk to their cats in a death metal voice to try and freak them out?

lmao this.

-sometimes i get on all fours and bark and chase my dog around the house.
- when i get a mosquito bite, i scratch it til the yellow ooze comes out and then i let it harden on my leg and scratch it off later. feels good man

\X/

Sep 19, 2010 @ 11:45
When eatting anything fried(chicken/fish/shrimp) or covered(corndogs/pizza/lazania)
I take the skin or breading off then save them to eat last.

When my dog randomly whimpers for attention I fake cry along with him.
Sep 19, 2010 @ 13:35
When eatting anything fried(chicken/fish/shrimp) or covered(corndogs/pizza/lazania)
I take the skin or breading off then save them to eat last.

When my dog randomly whimpers for attention I fake cry along with him.


my
Sep 19, 2010 @ 13:43
wipe my ass with baby wipes
shit makes me feel cleeeaaannnn!smokeyface
Sep 19, 2010 @ 13:49
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Sep 19, 2010 @ 13:52
same here lol
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