Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

August 29, 2010 @ 16:14:34
Originally posted by Inactive User
I always act like I'm being interviewed. Basically I'm talking to myself, but when I'm alone in a room doing everyday things I act like people are asking me random questions about things. It's fun. If I become famous I'll be come an interview jesus.


I fucking do this ALLL the time on my way home from school.

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

August 30, 2010 @ 00:26:27
im a cashier at target and i pretty much judge everyone based on what they buy
August 30, 2010 @ 00:42:31
And I often think that cashiers be judging me when I'm buying my shit. lulz
August 30, 2010 @ 00:46:12
Originally posted by Inactive User
I always act like I'm being interviewed. Basically I'm talking to myself, but when I'm alone in a room doing everyday things I act like people are asking me random questions about things. It's fun. If I become famous I'll be come an interview jesus.


Trust!

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 30, 2010 @ 00:55:27
im a cashier at target and i pretty much judge everyone based on what they buy


LOL. that's hella funny
August 30, 2010 @ 08:22:43
Crack my toes
shit feels so nice.
August 30, 2010 @ 08:39:23
Crack my toes
shit feels so nice.

wrd breh
August 30, 2010 @ 12:47:33
I sit down in the shower to relax and do my thinking

Also eat apples on occasion while doing this...


Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.
August 30, 2010 @ 12:49:40
play street fighter iv on iphone while taking a dump and wont get up until i win
August 30, 2010 @ 17:31:13
im a cashier at target and i pretty much judge everyone based on what they buy


lol. EXAMPLES
August 31, 2010 @ 20:41:55
i work tomorrow so i'll post some examples when they're fresh in my mind when i get back

i do always feel bad for the guys that are like in their late 20's buying packs and packs of Magic the Gathering cards
September 01, 2010 @ 21:19:37
dance like i'm southern with southern music in my head when no one is around.(even tho i dislike it)
September 12, 2010 @ 06:59:28
sometimes if i've been mostly showering for a couple weeks, i'll make a point of bathing with water that is way too hot, so when i eventually acclimatise, my muscles are too relaxed for me to be as fast as usual. this usually takes over an hour because of how much it slows me down, but it feels good after you manage to get out.
September 12, 2010 @ 07:55:51


Good execution. Laughed so hard.
September 12, 2010 @ 08:47:31
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


ahhh jesus

and this

Originally posted by Inactive User
When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.
September 12, 2010 @ 12:23:05
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


lol'd irl
September 12, 2010 @ 12:41:00

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

September 12, 2010 @ 13:51:55
Sometimes, I think people can read my mind thus, I try not to think of anything.


hahahah same
September 12, 2010 @ 13:57:45
when people give me those akward/weird looks i try to think what they're thinking then counter that comment in my mind

Live Life // Get Mo Money

September 12, 2010 @ 15:11:06
On NBA live i have a character named after me whit skill level 99 and i pretend it's me playin in real life, sometimes i even act out that im getting interviewd.


I do this all the time on 2K10, put myself into a draft class and on Association Mode, rig the draft by putting on the force trade thing, and draft myself 1st. Only with teams that need a PG though.
September 12, 2010 @ 15:27:20
Put lotion on my dick after a shower
September 12, 2010 @ 18:41:21
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.

September 12, 2010 @ 19:04:12
Daily Dose of EA Skate 3.
beat myself off to sleep.
September 12, 2010 @ 19:33:38
i do weird shit
i interview myself constantly
while i work i walk around outside for like 2 hours so i just create situations that will never happen in real life. but if they do ill be ready.. lol

i move my hair legs around until a couple are bundled up and than i rip it out. it hurts but idk i kinda like the feeling

when at home i usually just dribble my basketball around the whole time or throw my football at myself. and for every door i pretend im jammin on
September 12, 2010 @ 19:37:46
^lol I have a homie who does that with his leg hairs also

I always have to have a cup on my desk. Even if it's empty I wont throw it away until I have a replacement. Right now I have an In-n-Out & King Taco cup plus a water bottle.
September 12, 2010 @ 19:39:09
Originally posted by Inactive User


yo.....fuuuuuckkkkk
September 12, 2010 @ 23:13:54
Liking the gummo gif's...haha...I might be the only one but when I go shopping say at the grocery store and I pick something off a shelf, I see if there are any behind it and I try to always grab the last one at the back...for some reason I always think the first one is always considered a "bad" one or some shit..

cheers
September 12, 2010 @ 23:19:28
whenever i take a shit I wipe my ass in the typical manner than follow that act by lifting the toilet paper with fecal particles on it up to my nose to get a good sniff.
September 12, 2010 @ 23:22:05
Ever girl I see , no pedo stuff , I picture me fucking them, before I even say hi , like a vivid picture of me in-between there legs just strokin'.
September 12, 2010 @ 23:24:37
^^^ yeah youre right, i used to work at a grocery store. we place the products that just came into the store (newest, the "better ones") behind the stuff already on the shelves.


And when I pee at home I aim at the porcelain, not the toilet water lol. Shits too noisy.
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