Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

August 25, 2010 @ 00:51:30
stand when i wipe my ass, sometimes i even raise my leg so i can reach ... haha.

i also squat when i take a deuce .. i tried sitting but the seats too cold


I never sit down when I wipe. Honestly, I don't think I ever have.
August 25, 2010 @ 00:53:09
Aren't you supposed to stand when you wipe? ?)?)?)

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

August 25, 2010 @ 09:15:08
drool on my dick while i jack off


dat just's odd on a deeper level...

same

I spend more time pissing in my backyard than inside my house it makes me feel like a boss knowing any animal that walks by house will i'm sleeping is aware of my dominace.


ROFL
August 25, 2010 @ 13:13:40
Originally posted by Inactive User
i have sex completely naked, but with my socks still on


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August 25, 2010 @ 13:58:31
Originally posted by Inactive User
Aren't you supposed to stand when you wipe? ?)?)?)


you weird bastard
August 25, 2010 @ 14:05:42
When I know there is no food in the kitchen, I keep looking in cabinets or the refrigerator anyway.
August 25, 2010 @ 14:11:56
when i'm riding passenger in a car, i look out the window and imagine myself skateboarding on the sidewalk, etc. jumping over things, grinding rails, etc.


all the time. I'm doing tony hawkesque combos especially when riding the train
August 25, 2010 @ 14:53:48
Whenever I hear a Tom Petty song, I imagine Richard Petty singing it.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 25, 2010 @ 15:45:10
August 25, 2010 @ 22:13:17
^^lol wtf
August 25, 2010 @ 22:20:27
^ it's true. there's always one or two steps with a significant amount of dirt, and the rest are fine. lol'd at the mundanity of it.
August 25, 2010 @ 22:26:00
whenever i drive thru neighborhoods and i see kids, i roll down my window and be like "homie where you from?" to scare them.

before i leave home depot, i yell out "puto" @ the mexicans and drive off.
August 25, 2010 @ 22:26:42
I vacuum my stairs going down though. So I don't really see what's ahead of me. It's more tense not knowing what you're about to vacuum! O_o
August 26, 2010 @ 02:54:24
Originally posted by Inactive User


I lol'd hard.
August 26, 2010 @ 02:57:20
Originally posted by Inactive User
When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.


Oh my God. I thought I laughed hard on my quoted post earlier, but no. That's the funniest thing I have ever read on Hypebeast. Quote worthy.
August 26, 2010 @ 03:18:47
when i'm riding passenger in a car, i look out the window and imagine myself skateboarding on the sidewalk, etc. jumping over things, grinding rails, etc.


this....smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
August 26, 2010 @ 03:29:57
Originally posted by Inactive User
When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.


i fuckin lost it when i read this..

LOL
August 26, 2010 @ 03:33:57
I sit down in the shower to relax and do my thinking

Also eat apples on occasion while doing this...
August 26, 2010 @ 04:21:30
when i look into people's eyes/get eye contact, i feel like people can see into my soul.
August 26, 2010 @ 06:54:20
Originally posted by Inactive User
i beat off to my own reflection


Weirdo blinkyeyes

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 06:58:07
i mix ketchup & Mayonaise together

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 07:01:55
i mix ketchup & Mayonaise together

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 07:05:33
I Whack Off Using Both Hands smokeyface

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 08:17:32
seconded.
August 26, 2010 @ 12:31:20
when i look into people's eyes/get eye contact, i feel like people can see into my soul.


no joke, i feel the same way about my photo being taken. i don't like doing it if i can help it. because of this i'm always activating and deactivating my facebook because it's so much info about me in one place.
August 26, 2010 @ 15:40:52
I sometimes double post, even triple post, and don't give a fuck.
August 26, 2010 @ 19:50:40
i say "you're the best" when im looking in the mirror
August 26, 2010 @ 20:01:03
I have a slight case of OCD so I shut all the doors and closets and I walk up and down the hallway 4 times before I go to bed.
August 26, 2010 @ 20:10:30
When out of shavers and wax I tweeze my balls and all the pubes in the groin region.
August 26, 2010 @ 21:02:24
When out of shavers and wax I tweeze my balls and all the pubes in the groin region.


swag.
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