Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

August 25, 2010 @ 00:51:30 AM
Post: 1223
Join Date: Apr 2008
stand when i wipe my ass, sometimes i even raise my leg so i can reach ... haha.

i also squat when i take a deuce .. i tried sitting but the seats too cold


I never sit down when I wipe. Honestly, I don't think I ever have.
August 25, 2010 @ 00:53:09 AM
Post: 1832
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Phx
Aren't you supposed to stand when you wipe? ?)?)?)

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

August 25, 2010 @ 09:15:08 AM
Post: 263
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: The WhiteNorth
drool on my dick while i jack off


dat just's odd on a deeper level...

same

I spend more time pissing in my backyard than inside my house it makes me feel like a boss knowing any animal that walks by house will i'm sleeping is aware of my dominace.


ROFL
August 25, 2010 @ 13:13:40 PM
Post: 4648
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: ny bang bang skeet skeet
Originally posted by Inactive User
i have sex completely naked, but with my socks still on


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August 25, 2010 @ 13:58:31 PM
Post: 2934
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: MN
Originally posted by Inactive User
Aren't you supposed to stand when you wipe? ?)?)?)


you weird bastard
August 25, 2010 @ 14:05:42 PM
Post: 86
Join Date: Aug 2010
When I know there is no food in the kitchen, I keep looking in cabinets or the refrigerator anyway.
August 25, 2010 @ 14:11:56 PM
Post: 82
Join Date: Mar 2006
when i'm riding passenger in a car, i look out the window and imagine myself skateboarding on the sidewalk, etc. jumping over things, grinding rails, etc.


all the time. I'm doing tony hawkesque combos especially when riding the train
August 25, 2010 @ 14:53:48 PM
Post: 871
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Filadelfia
Whenever I hear a Tom Petty song, I imagine Richard Petty singing it.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

August 25, 2010 @ 15:45:10 PM
Post: 4158
Join Date: Apr 2009
August 25, 2010 @ 22:13:17 PM
Post: 2934
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: MN
^^lol wtf
August 25, 2010 @ 22:20:27 PM
Post: 6107
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: London
^ it's true. there's always one or two steps with a significant amount of dirt, and the rest are fine. lol'd at the mundanity of it.
August 25, 2010 @ 22:26:00 PM
Post: 3584
Join Date: Dec 2006
whenever i drive thru neighborhoods and i see kids, i roll down my window and be like "homie where you from?" to scare them.

before i leave home depot, i yell out "puto" @ the mexicans and drive off.
August 25, 2010 @ 22:26:42 PM
Post: 1688
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
I vacuum my stairs going down though. So I don't really see what's ahead of me. It's more tense not knowing what you're about to vacuum! O_o
August 26, 2010 @ 02:54:24 AM
Post: 1518
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Vegas
Originally posted by Inactive User


I lol'd hard.
August 26, 2010 @ 02:57:20 AM
Post: 1518
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Vegas
Originally posted by Inactive User
When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.


Oh my God. I thought I laughed hard on my quoted post earlier, but no. That's the funniest thing I have ever read on Hypebeast. Quote worthy.
August 26, 2010 @ 03:18:47 AM
Post: 3782
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Crooklyn
when i'm riding passenger in a car, i look out the window and imagine myself skateboarding on the sidewalk, etc. jumping over things, grinding rails, etc.


this....smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
August 26, 2010 @ 03:29:57 AM
Post: 990
Join Date: Feb 2007
Originally posted by Inactive User
When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.


i fuckin lost it when i read this..

LOL
August 26, 2010 @ 03:33:57 AM
Post: 463
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: New Zealand/MN
I sit down in the shower to relax and do my thinking

Also eat apples on occasion while doing this...
August 26, 2010 @ 04:21:30 AM
Post: 719
Join Date: Jan 2008
when i look into people's eyes/get eye contact, i feel like people can see into my soul.
August 26, 2010 @ 06:54:20 AM
Post: 177
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Los Angeles
Originally posted by Inactive User
i beat off to my own reflection


Weirdo blinkyeyes

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 06:58:07 AM
Post: 177
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Los Angeles
i mix ketchup & Mayonaise together

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 07:01:55 AM
Post: 177
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Los Angeles
i mix ketchup & Mayonaise together

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 07:05:33 AM
Post: 177
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Los Angeles
I Whack Off Using Both Hands smokeyface

(WTB) Supreme Cannon / Vsop / Sport Stack / 8 ball /

August 26, 2010 @ 08:17:32 AM
Post: 1815
Join Date: May 2006
seconded.
August 26, 2010 @ 12:31:20 PM
Post: 6107
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: London
when i look into people's eyes/get eye contact, i feel like people can see into my soul.


no joke, i feel the same way about my photo being taken. i don't like doing it if i can help it. because of this i'm always activating and deactivating my facebook because it's so much info about me in one place.
August 26, 2010 @ 15:40:52 PM
Post: 1518
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Vegas
I sometimes double post, even triple post, and don't give a fuck.
August 26, 2010 @ 19:50:40 PM
Post: 3584
Join Date: Dec 2006
i say "you're the best" when im looking in the mirror
August 26, 2010 @ 20:01:03 PM
Post: 39
Join Date: Aug 2010
I have a slight case of OCD so I shut all the doors and closets and I walk up and down the hallway 4 times before I go to bed.
August 26, 2010 @ 20:10:30 PM
Post: 2522
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: The City.
When out of shavers and wax I tweeze my balls and all the pubes in the groin region.
August 26, 2010 @ 21:02:24 PM
Post: 1498
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: San Diego
When out of shavers and wax I tweeze my balls and all the pubes in the groin region.


swag.
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