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shit im going to be a freshman in college this fall. hope i dnt get a dirty/grimy lookin ass nig for my roommate. would switch out asap
Freshmen year: My roommate and I always pranked the shit out of my suite-mate cause he was a dirty Vietnamese dude. My roommate pissed in a bottle and poured it into the dude's room one day, shit had me lol'ing for the longest time. Only reason we did fucked up shit was because dude would blast some retarded songs at like 3am and wake us up, or sing like a little bitch in the bathroom when we told him to stfu.
Sophomore year: Tripled up with my friend this time around. One night we just fucked around and played puzzle fighter and other random games until like 7am and my fat ginger roommate wakes up and tries to diss us in spanish because my friend and I were saying random shit from that video "la pequena hilary hulk" anyway, dude ALWAYS sleeps, he's never awake so he always tries to dick around when we're trying to turn the lights on and what not so we just decided to say fuck it, not being the nice roommate anymore if this dude is gonna be like snorlax. (BTW we made a pokeflute and blasted the song and when he woke up to it we threw a pokeball at that nig, oh the luls)
Junior year: I transferred over to another school and this dude has to be the nastiest smelling black dude I have ever met. Febreeze don't work so I had to go out and buy some fucking odor neutralizing spray. smh
my roomie slept face down in his pillow. every night. straight up. scared the shit out of me.
made my day.
i cant wait for college
narsha.narsha.narsha
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My last roomie had a grow op in the basement and got the house raided when he was sitting on several Ps of highgrades and about a P of mushrooms. He got me arrested, wasn't too thrilled about that since I worked 48+ hours a week for my money and had no hand in the illicit activity. It doesn't get worse than that, he made my older roommate that never paid on time look like a saint.
and you didn't even get in trouble for aiding and abbeting? there's no way in hell you were unaware of what was going on
narsha.narsha.narsha
My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.
^You don't want to room with someone you know.
freshman year i was rooming with an international student straight from hk. boy was that unpleasant. at first he was chill, hung out with my friends and i, then just started to become a recluse. slept all fucking day, played xbox on max volume all night. never went to a class, never opened a book.
i would bring girls over and this one time i brought a girl, he was blasting his xbox, you could hear gunshots from down the hall from my room. he turned around and was like "hey" and i gave him the signal we established that means get the fuck out of the room i'm getting some pussy. he just ignores it, turns around and goes right back to playing left for dead at full volume. the girl and i just kinda looked at each other and ended up watching a movie. ffffffffuuuuuuuu
eventually he never left his room, his b.o. was fucking rank. you could smell it outside my door. he would buy stacks on stacks of canned fish, finish them and stack them in the room. never threw em out. everything smelt like shit.
eventually i got a gf and she had a shitastic room mate too. eventually her room mate got expelled for shit grades so i lived in my gf's room for the entire second term.
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