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April 30, 2010 @ 06:08 PM
hypoh

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There should be a video game of this.
April 30, 2010 @ 06:15 PM
3lite

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Well for one, all 1,000 can't rush me at once because that is just physically impossible. Each 6th grader on average will cover at least 3-5 foot of square ft so to be most effective, really only 4 can come at you at once. If the others come rushing in as well it will cause confusion and panic as they don't know what the fuck is going on because they can't see anything.

I think one strong hard punch to each of their dome will knock them out fairly quickly, I just gotta dodge all the low blows and counter everything as the main offense. Durability and endurance will be tested greatly but I think I can handle up to at least 200 kids before I start to get tired, and even then, I think I can take out another 100 or so.
April 30, 2010 @ 07:48 PM
faust

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lol wtf kinda thread is this. I think you're underestimating 6th graders. Think back to when you were a 6th grader, lets say you and like 10 of your friends go jump a college student, how will that turn out? now picture you and 999 of your friends.


i don't have 999 friends.

or 10.

~the bosnian badger.
April 30, 2010 @ 08:05 PM
Ryon

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Just throw Pokemon cards at them
April 30, 2010 @ 08:06 PM
Virungă

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April 30, 2010 @ 08:09 PM
theconqueror

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There should be a video game of this.


this.
April 30, 2010 @ 08:11 PM
Eaton

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real talk, when i was in elementary school i always thought me and my friends could take on an adult if we had to, especially if we all mauled him at once.

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April 30, 2010 @ 08:12 PM
zzzboy

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i would inform them that the last 6th grader standing gets a Hillshire Farms lunchmeat sandwich. then i would kill the last kid.
April 30, 2010 @ 08:16 PM
Razors Edge

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Alright....

I ran the numbers and, I can get atleast a quarter of them. If a 1000 of em are coming at me at once, that means there infronna eachothers back.

Id start off with the death kick, You might know it as the "300 sparta kick", that should get about 10 of em alone, Then very hastily after that I come in the the double haymakers, getting another 10 - 15. Then I'm going to scoop someone behind me and swing him around like a hammer. Adding in a death kick and a few haymakers in between. Once the faggot I was swinging is demolished, I will then resort to jabs and hooks. If there swinging wildly I'll be bob n weavin them shits. I think I can get a good 250 of em before I go out.
April 30, 2010 @ 08:17 PM
zzzboy

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^^^ i just imagined that entire shit in my head rofl.
April 30, 2010 @ 08:24 PM
Denny Crane

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I think one strong hard punch to each of their dome will knock them out fairly quickly, I just gotta dodge all the low blows and counter everything as the main offense. Durability and endurance will be tested greatly but I think I can handle up to at least 200 kids before I start to get tired, and even then, I think I can take out another 100 or so.


You really think you can take on 300 kids without one of them getting you in the balls?
April 30, 2010 @ 09:11 PM
young idiot

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Fuck it, murdaaa never said anything about weapons. I'm getting a fucking katana.
April 30, 2010 @ 09:27 PM
Justiu

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There should be a video game of this.


There is its the South Park game on XBL Arcade.

This thread reminds me of the Step Brothers scene.

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April 30, 2010 @ 09:30 PM
.emaN

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most of those kids in those pictures are bigger than most of you guys
April 30, 2010 @ 09:53 PM
Mistadobalina

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Just throw Pokemon cards at them


hahahaha

You really think you can take on 300 kids without one of them getting you in the balls?


this is true. hell, a 5 year old could crumble a grown man for a few precious moments if his nads take direct impact.


most of those kids in those pictures are bigger than most of you guys



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April 30, 2010 @ 10:30 PM
Oh Shit Ninjas! MILK, RUN!!!

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out of 1000 kids i'd take out 1001



i'd let em all funnel in en masse and swarm all around me, just pile on me and shit just biding my time, pysching em out and getting in their heads and shit, never swing one punch....dont plan too either.


sure they'd be confused at my hysterical laughter as they pummel me with baby haymakers and slowly make their way skyward as the 50 man pile on becomes a 60 man and so on... but it'll all become clear when the 50 pounds of semtex i had strapped to my waist goes off in a white hot, blinding flash in the next 3 sec---















































R.I.P. MILK_&crackers 03/28/1985 - 04/30/2010
April 30, 2010 @ 11:01 PM
stickie

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imma have to muay thai clinch and knee them in the face for as long as i can, if imma just be punchin them all in the face my knuckles are gonna be fucked up...
April 30, 2010 @ 11:07 PM
Eddy.

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id probably punch 1 of them really hard in the face, then i would notice he would start crying and i would apologize. i will next proceed to chill with the remaining 999 6th graders and we will have a gigantic party at their local middle school until their parents decide to pick them up.
April 30, 2010 @ 11:16 PM
kh

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I could probably take down like 1000+ kids in elementary school but I think we are underestimating 6th graders.
May 1, 2010 @ 12:55 AM
TheOne

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How many can you take out before they kill you?

Only fist to fist. No weapon.

All coming @ you at once. They dont know how to fight. They just kicking and punching you like a wild animal.

I think i could take out a good 500 before i get knocked out.


damn b
6 graders already making you their bitch?

dont worry on your first day of middle school your should be fine.
May 1, 2010 @ 01:35 AM
3 Stripes

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honestly i think my knuckles would get sore after like 20 of them. i could kick the shit out of like 80 of them before my leg would start hurting...but realistically id say like 40 if we were in a football stadium. id get tired from dodging hits.
May 1, 2010 @ 01:48 AM
zyezye

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ill introduce them to porn and masterbation. and while they're in mid orgasm attack them one by one.
May 1, 2010 @ 01:57 AM
3 Stripes

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ill introduce them to porn and masterbation. and while they're in mid orgasm attack them one by one.


by the time you get to them, you will be covered in semen. but youd probably like that faggot
May 1, 2010 @ 02:05 AM
zyezye

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by the time you get to them, you will be covered in semen. but youd probably like that faggot


like im gunna be in front of them while I attack?? use your head you attack from the back, dont you watch discovery channel? I learned that technique from monkeys
May 1, 2010 @ 02:08 AM
theh00d

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^ yeah u bout cum up on their back...

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May 1, 2010 @ 02:09 AM
Dopeski

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May 1, 2010 @ 03:36 AM
Lew

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6th graders are like 6'2 nowadays so idk
May 1, 2010 @ 09:04 AM
bullets

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damn that'd be fun as hell
May 1, 2010 @ 09:12 AM
uncle kwan

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if white ill take out a good 40 kids. asian like 100 sum odd. black maybe 4



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May 1, 2010 @ 05:05 PM
OmegaSvpreme

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My brother is only in 5th and he's tough as fuck so I doubt some of you could take 1000 of them.

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