The Official Relationship, Dating, or Talking Problems/Questions Thread

Jun 06, 2013 @ 04:40
So I know im a low post recent register fuck boi but I need some advice
and don't know where to go cuz dis shit embarrassing as fuck. anyway
let's cut to the chase. so I have an abnormally hairy ass. like not a
little hairy butt like fur rug shit. like most people ain't seen shit
like this. anyway well around a year ago when I was graduating from
highschool me and some of my boys did a grad prank where we went on the
roof of our school and put a 10 ft poster of my ass on a sunroof
pointing in to the school cafeteria. then eventually people figured out
it was my ass after having all seen it and talking about it. then the
girl I liked a lot for a long time had seen it and texted me late that
night asking if I want my ass waxed. I kinda had oneitis for her......
since it was like 12:30 at night I assumed it was a booty call since she
had shown signs that she was into me before. I thought I was in for
some dome or something. so she says come over. so I head over to her
house and go in her basement and find her and her really hot friend. so
at this point I'm getting super stoked thinking I'm bout to have a
threesome. anyway I see the girl I dig and she told me to take my pants
off that she's actually gonna wax my ass then she has a 'surprise' for
me. so her and her friend just waxing my bear ass. it hurt real bad so I
tell her to bring me a bottle of whisky I brought along. I know
drinking while waxing makes you bleed but it was to ridiculous so I had
to drink. so I have a few swigs and her friend asks for a shot so I pass
the bottle. next thing I know when I think she's waxing around my corn
hole I feel a rush of wetness. I turn around to see she put the bottle
in my ass and I consumed roughly a shot or two before she pulled it out.
I turn around to tell her to fucj off and leave but I trip on my pants
and eat shit on her rug. before I even know it my but hole burns like a
mother fucker, but something feels weird even for the situation. I'm so
inebriated I can hardly move and my butt feels stretched out. I manage
to move my head to see my crush pegging my virgin butthole with a little
dildo. shocked and in buttpain I try to get my phone outta my pocket
but I threw up all over my a.p.c. denim and pass out. woke up the next
morning in her car with pink pajama bottoms and a gausepad in my ass. I
ran for my life halfway across the city..... didn't talk to her for a
year totally ruined my self esteem and confidence. since then I've still
miraculously managed to hook up with two girls. but I still have a
strange attraction to the girl who pegged me. I want to get revenge by
buttfucking her. she appologized to me last week and wants to kick it.
I'm conflicted my demonic oneitis says kick it with her but assert my
dominance and don't get tricked. the rest of me says don't ever talk to
her again and move to a different city. what do you guys think???? the
hot friend of hers has a video I don't know how I'm going to get rid of
that.......

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Jun 06, 2013 @ 04:57
Smh.                 

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Jun 06, 2013 @ 18:25
So I know im a low post recent register fuck boi but I need some advice

and don't know where to go cuz dis shit embarrassing as fuck............
Man I think you got raped

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Jun 06, 2013 @ 22:26
So I know im a low post recent register fuck boi but I need some advice


and don't know where to go cuz dis shit embarrassing as fuck............
Man I think you got raped
Dude yeah that shit counts as rape, you could report her ass to the police. 
But if it was me, i'd chill with her do everything I could to get in with her & get her to catch feelings then straight up fuck the bitch over. Record her doing some dirty shit or just having sex, shit that'll embarrass her at least. Your only option is to find some kind of collateral to even the scales son. 

Good luck to you 

Hey you, don't touch the mic like its aids on it.

Jun 06, 2013 @ 22:32
dam dont get caught in the cycle bro. they gon use it against you and if they do you better fuckiing man handel her like a bitch. keep an open hand at all times. and just go in on her. if she says no just get away with man handleing her . REMEMEBER OPEN HAND. 

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

Jun 07, 2013 @ 00:28
I'm Drake-type soft with my GF and she loves it.

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Jun 07, 2013 @ 01:23
I feel like ever since the end of freshmen year I been hella depressed. Sophomore year just ended and I feel like I don't have a true set of friends like most other niggas do. If you guys saw that "Why Do I Feel So Fucking Lonely thread" I feel just like that, I play football for my high school and all i do is workout during the summer with my team.I have friends it's just that I feel like they don't want me around. I feel like I push myself to think this though, you know? Anyway, this past year (Sophomore) I haven't gone to any parties I've been invited too, because I didn't want anyone to say shit. I feel like I'm getting over it this summer though, but I feel lonely as fuck and I hate it. 
too many feels bro

you fucking hate yourself

you need to love yourself man

nobody can make you feel lonely except you

nigga you can be surrounded with a thousand "friends" and still feel lonely

friends aren't going to fill that fucking void in your life

only you can fill that void in your life
Jun 07, 2013 @ 02:33
Man I think you got raped
Dude yeah that shit counts as rape, you could report her ass to the police. 
But if it was me, i'd chill with her do everything I could to get in with her & get her to catch feelings then straight up fuck the bitch over. Record her doing some dirty shit or just having sex, shit that'll embarrass her at least. Your only option is to find some kind of collateral to even the scales son. 

Good luck to you 
Yeah, I got raped. I't was really fucked up. But I think I'd rather deal with it personally instead of legally. Then you get that dealing justice feel. Your right about the collateral i think im gunna giver, make her eat my ass then poop on her or something fucking evil like that.

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Jun 07, 2013 @ 04:30
Is it wrong for me to approach a freshman when I'm a junior?
Jun 07, 2013 @ 08:16
Jun 07, 2013 @ 15:18
Really though; no lie this is an entertaining thread...
Jun 07, 2013 @ 15:30
like as hilarious as my situation/response to the situation is. dis some serious shit.

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Jul 07, 2013 @ 00:34
Whats good HB fam. Damn this thread hasn't been posted in in a minute. So I got a problem, and im not lookin for bullshit advice. I love my girl right, shes the strong independent type who doesn't ask for nothing or come with the irrational bullshit or immaturity or superficial nonsense a lot of these girls come with. We been dating for like 4 years and the feelings strong like always. Its the real deal, type of shit a lot of people wish they had. I have never known a more honest person besides the homie Al. Thing is, last summer she got on these anti-anxiety meds that made her gain too much, she wasn't fat per say, but she breached the limits of what I find attractive. Bout a 20lb gain on a 5'4ish girl. Shes loyal and all that shit, she'd stick by me if I was in her shoes, so I do the same for her, its not even her fault she gained the weight even it was the meds. So the past year shes been doing yoga, trying to take care of her body and shit, shes a vegetarian so she eats pretty healthy anyway, hitting the gym here and there. She made some good progress I thought she'd be ready too hit the beach again this summer but progress slowed way the fuck down and she picked up a couple lbs again, nothing crazy. Her lifes been a rollercoaster since she graduated college may 2012, moving too nyc, hating it, moving too boston, trying to get the right job, losing money, living with cunts she didn't even know, shes a hard worker who doesn't take short cuts and all this shit takin a toll on her. Now she finally just got an awesome job after a year of struggling. Back too the weight... Shes been working to get that back off again, but on the real everything else bout her is what I want, and I love her so much the thought of breaking something so rare and mature and gratifying off is mad painful, but its fucked up that I look at her and think damn she used too be more fine... I surprise myself that I could even get caught up on something so shallow. Its not like shorty became a whale its more like damn if she could just drop 10-15 more shit would be ideal.... 

I know this shit sounds like a joke but its a shitty ass situation too have this problem in an otherwise good relationship, cuz you know a womans weight is like that one off limit zone where if you feel any kinda way about it youre automatically an asshole. I tried to delicately explain too her today like, you know im not trying to tell you how too live but how you take care of yourself does effect me. I mean she got the message, but that shit is just sad for me too say and sad for her too hear. I feel like im being unreasonable with my standards and shit, cuz I expect her too be perfect, lady in the streets freak in the sheets, never asking me for money, never bothering me about what im doing when im not with her, never telling me how too live and shit, but always supporting me and loving me. I just miss that last piece where I could parade her around and show her off and shit like I used too. Physical attraction may be the shallowest part of a relationship but I can't help how much a value it. I don't know what advice there could be besides deal with it or shut the fuck up but if anyone has any kinda helpful perspective that'd be much appreciated. 
Jul 07, 2013 @ 01:08
Whats good HB fam. Damn this thread hasn't been posted in in a minute. So I got a problem, and im not lookin for bullshit advice. I love my girl right, shes the strong independent type who doesn't ask for nothing or come with the irrational bullshit or immaturity or superficial nonsense a lot of these girls come with. We been dating for like 4 years and the feelings strong like always. Its the real deal, type of shit a lot of people wish they had. I have never known a more honest person besides the homie Al. Thing is, last summer she got on these anti-anxiety meds that made her gain too much, she wasn't fat per say, but she breached the limits of what I find attractive. Bout a 20lb gain on a 5'4ish girl. Shes loyal and all that shit, she'd stick by me if I was in her shoes, so I do the same for her, its not even her fault she gained the weight even it was the meds. So the past year shes been doing yoga, trying to take care of her body and shit, shes a vegetarian so she eats pretty healthy anyway, hitting the gym here and there. She made some good progress I thought she'd be ready too hit the beach again this summer but progress slowed way the fuck down and she picked up a couple lbs again, nothing crazy. Her lifes been a rollercoaster since she graduated college may 2012, moving too nyc, hating it, moving too boston, trying to get the right job, losing money, living with cunts she didn't even know, shes a hard worker who doesn't take short cuts and all this shit takin a toll on her. Now she finally just got an awesome job after a year of struggling. Back too the weight... Shes been working to get that back off again, but on the real everything else bout her is what I want, and I love her so much the thought of breaking something so rare and mature and gratifying off is mad painful, but its fucked up that I look at her and think damn she used too be more fine... I surprise myself that I could even get caught up on something so shallow. Its not like shorty became a whale its more like damn if she could just drop 10-15 more shit would be ideal.... 

I know this shit sounds like a joke but its a shitty ass situation too have this problem in an otherwise good relationship, cuz you know a womans weight is like that one off limit zone where if you feel any kinda way about it youre automatically an asshole. I tried to delicately explain too her today like, you know im not trying to tell you how too live but how you take care of yourself does effect me. I mean she got the message, but that shit is just sad for me too say and sad for her too hear. I feel like im being unreasonable with my standards and shit, cuz I expect her too be perfect, lady in the streets freak in the sheets, never asking me for money, never bothering me about what im doing when im not with her, never telling me how too live and shit, but always supporting me and loving me. I just miss that last piece where I could parade her around and show her off and shit like I used too. Physical attraction may be the shallowest part of a relationship but I can't help how much a value it. I don't know what advice there could be besides deal with it or shut the fuck up but if anyone has any kinda helpful perspective that'd be much appreciated. 
What you're feeling is perfectly normal IMO, you want your girl to look her best.  How did she respond when you told her?  If she's the sensitive type I think the best way to go about this is for you to hit the gym with her too (if you do already then take her with you)  Plus y'all can spend time together cooking up healthy meals, grocery shopping, running etc.  
  
Jul 07, 2013 @ 12:24
whats up yall. i need help. theres this girl at my job that im catchin feelings for. shes like the perfect girl for me and everything. I really want to date her but i think she's already talkin to someone. on twitter the other day she's always talkin about some guy. for example, she be sayin how she likes talkin on the phone with him and how she likes it when he texts first and shit. she aint talkin about me on twitter cause i aint got the digits yet. we talk all the time at work and sometimes i think she catchin feelings for me. what should i do tho? should i still try to get at her even though she talkin to some dude?
Jul 07, 2013 @ 13:49
^ So you're following her on Twitter? Does she know it's you?

Hella strange, bruhbruh.
Jul 07, 2013 @ 14:19
kbos, you shouldnt look at this as an unpleasant situation per se. You guys can hit the gym together, push eachother to the next level, hitting the gym together will make her lose weight AND you guys get to spend quality time together.

Leaving her is a stupid choice, you know she's not going to be on those anti anxiety pills forever so she will most likely not be fat forever. And believe me, if its really the type of relationship you just described, you gonna regret it for the rest of your life if you leave her and see her a few years later looking fine as back in the days

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Jul 07, 2013 @ 15:42
Originally posted by Inactive User
kbos, you shouldnt look at this as an unpleasant situation per se. You guys can hit the gym together, push eachother to the next level, hitting the gym together will make her lose weight AND you guys get to spend quality time together.

Leaving her is a stupid choice, you know she's not going to be on those anti anxiety pills forever so she will most likely not be fat forever. And believe me, if its really the type of relationship you just described, you gonna regret it for the rest of your life if you leave her and see her a few years later looking fine as back in the days
this lol
Jul 07, 2013 @ 19:53
Ok i need some advice fast. I recently broke up with my girlfriend because we were just bickering too much and our relationship was just too bi polar. I wanted to end things before we just completely hated eachother. She was my ideal girl, looks and personality. I already fucking miss her but i was the one to break up with her. I have some stuff i need to get from her house so ill see her again soon. Should i hit her up already or wait a while? Its been less than 5 days since we've broken up. Or should i just wait till i see her when i pick my stuff up and try to smash? I feel like a little bitch tbh right now for already missing her. She still likes my pics on instagram and shit and i know she still ha feelings. What do i do?
ASk her if its salty, then proceed to eat the ass.

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Jul 07, 2013 @ 22:47
^ So you're following her on Twitter? Does she know it's you?

Hella strange, bruhbruh.
yea she knows its me lol. she was the one that followed me first bro
Jul 08, 2013 @ 06:56
beastin and millz, appreciate the advice. Really I should cut the selfishness and be more helpful. As humans we always want more and want better and sometimes it can fuck up our expectations and judgements of our loved ones, but if someone is a true friend or a good woman or family you get through that shit cuz its worth it too have ppl in your circle you trust who have your back.

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Jul 09, 2013 @ 01:11
if she'd die for you she's a keeper
Jul 09, 2013 @ 01:54
if she'd die for you she's a keeper
Very hard to prove that she'd die for you.

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Jul 09, 2013 @ 22:19
why are relationships filled with insecurities?
Jul 09, 2013 @ 22:28
why are relationships filled with insecurities?
because people cant control their urges & people get cheated on more often than not nowadays

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Jul 09, 2013 @ 22:31
Jul 09, 2013 @ 22:41
Ok i need some advice fast. I recently broke up with my girlfriend because we were just bickering too much and our relationship was just too bi polar. I wanted to end things before we just completely hated eachother. She was my ideal girl, looks and personality. I already fucking miss her but i was the one to break up with her. I have some stuff i need to get from her house so ill see her again soon. Should i hit her up already or wait a while? Its been less than 5 days since we've broken up. Or should i just wait till i see her when i pick my stuff up and try to smash? I feel like a little bitch tbh right now for already missing her. She still likes my pics on instagram and shit and i know she still ha feelings. What do i do?
why did u break up in the first place? if it was that bad that you both couldnt talk about it and fix it then idk if you still wanna try to hook up with her again. instead of going over and just trying to smash you should both talk about how you both feel about each other because otherwise itll probably hurt your relationship even more

#hansumboyz

Jul 09, 2013 @ 22:43
whats up yall. i need help. theres this girl at my job that im catchin feelings for. shes like the perfect girl for me and everything. I really want to date her but i think she's already talkin to someone. on twitter the other day she's always talkin about some guy. for example, she be sayin how she likes talkin on the phone with him and how she likes it when he texts first and shit. she aint talkin about me on twitter cause i aint got the digits yet. we talk all the time at work and sometimes i think she catchin feelings for me. what should i do tho? should i still try to get at her even though she talkin to some dude?
if you know shes specifically  talking about another guy i wouldnt push it. Just be normal and not try to push anything on her. Get her number eventually and swoop on that lame ass nigga shes talking about and show her u got the biggest dick.

#hansumboyz

Jul 11, 2013 @ 03:10
Right person + Wrong time = Wrong person.
Jul 11, 2013 @ 04:05
HB fam... I'm 18 ya boy just graduated high school  I've never had a girlfriend never even kissed a girl (smh) and I've just been feelin OD lonely recently. On top of that I literally have no self esteem. I want go out and talk to girls but I'm just really fucking bad at conversing and I lack social skills and just overall nervous around girls in general. I feel like girls just don't want an awkward dude who has no experience at all like why pick me over a cocky and confident dude who isnt known for being quiet you know?i honestly feel like I'm lightyears behind because most dudes got their nervousness/anxiety out the way when talking to girls in like middle school and I'm still here today with the same problem. Shit is mad depressing b I go to parties and just watch dudes put no effort into gaming girls and make it look so easy. I just don't know where/how to begin and now that I'm out of high school it's only gonna be harder


I feel like a bitch for writing this post but I'm just so lost

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