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May 10, 2013 @ 03:02 AM

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Do what needs to be done, but, there is a difference between going in like a bitch and going in like a man.
May 10, 2013 @ 03:55 AM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2268

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

Gotta wait till the morning. She turned her phone off tonight.
imma let it all out today it may be my last chance. 
May 10, 2013 @ 12:45 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2268

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

This may be my last chance. Imma spill my soul out. Wish me luck. I love her so I won't let her go. 
May 11, 2013 @ 12:18 AM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2268

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

Hate is real. Someone thumbed down every post lol. Well it went well a nigga pulled it off cool
May 11, 2013 @ 01:27 AM
slytendencies

Post: 1426

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: LA

Hate is real. Someone thumbed down every post lol. Well it went well a nigga pulled it off 
Glad to hear it man! Was sweatin for you for a minute not gonna lie.
May 14, 2013 @ 06:02 AM
bengrimm83

Post: 175

Join Date: Dec 2012

did any of you guys ever realize you might of been too picky then you stop being picky and started getting girls??
May 14, 2013 @ 06:26 AM
Ruthless

Post: 1982

Join Date: Oct 2012

did any of you guys ever realize you might of been too picky then you stop being picky and started getting girls??
I read that as: any of you guys ever realize you might have been too ugly for the girls you wanted then lowered your standards and started getting girls?

Let me see those downvotes

May 14, 2013 @ 01:29 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2268

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

did any of you guys ever realize you might of been too picky then you stop being picky and started getting girls??
Naw bro I jsut go for what I like. 
May 14, 2013 @ 03:34 PM
loop

Post: 1376

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: SoCal

how to deal with hot prude?sad 
May 14, 2013 @ 05:16 PM
thrillmatic

Post: 731

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: KCI & LAX

How many girls do yall typically approach before you hook up wit one?

"Rap in 2012 is basically just a mad dash for people of EVERY human subset to be represented by a rapper." - damnwitless1

May 14, 2013 @ 05:33 PM
Ruthless

Post: 1982

Join Date: Oct 2012

how to deal with hot prude? 
hot prudes are the marriage type. if u still young dont waste your time

Let me see those downvotes

May 15, 2013 @ 04:18 AM
bengrimm83

Post: 175

Join Date: Dec 2012

did any of you guys ever realize you might of been too picky then you stop being picky and started getting girls??
I read that as: any of you guys ever realize you might have been too ugly for the girls you wanted then lowered your standards and started getting girls?
damn i didnt mean to come off like that im just tired of being lead on and playing games
May 15, 2013 @ 07:24 AM
freemandela

Post: 2

Join Date: May 2013

Disclosure:
so i been with this chick for a while now but this one instance keeps bothering me. i dont know if i made the right choice keeping her but my pride wouldnt allow me to just drop her at the moment.

storyline:
so we started fucking moved onto a relationship blah blah everything gravy for 2 months. then we go to a "hip" party. lots of cool instagram famous ppl there and the main dude of the party is snapping pics with everybody. and she ends up getting one wit him. she tags him on instagram and shit goes from there. hits her up on fb asking for her number. (btw she's showing/telling me all of this). I think its cool cuz the dude is famous and lots of ppl r on his dick. I assumed he liked her but me being an alpha didnt trip at first. so they start talking and she finds its weird that he's doing all this cuz homie is married and shit but she just goes along with it cuz it's cool. he ends up taking her out with my permission because he gave her the opportunity to meet someone famous. she came back thought it was cool. I was happy for her and she was happy. I started suspecting some shit cuz she was getting texts late at night when i'd be over at her place chillin. and she'd be messaging him in the night, she told me not to worry she was just using him to meet other cool ppl and she wasnt attracted to him. so one night i read her text while she was sleeping and dude was asking for pics of her and wanting to fuck or whatever. and the fucked up thing she was going along with the texts. not agreeing to fuck but just playing around and saying she doesnt give out pictures of herself. it was weird because i went out with her and her other girlfriend the nigh before and i overheard her girlfriend asking her "who are you taking these pics for." but she sent me the pic of her and it wasn't anything serious just maaad tittie meat. 

so a couple of weeks go by and i still allow the texting to continue cuz i didnt want to come of as a simp nigga who read her texts. i wanted to catch her slipping. So i go out to another event where some famous dude is hosting it and he messaged her the night of asking what she was doing. she told me she told that she was with some friends (i was the only person she knew at the club). he ended up knowing the famous dude and got us backstage vip all that. the liquor got into all of us and it was chill at first. so while we were in vip she asked if she could go stand around him and talk to him while i would just wait in the vip and look after her bag. i took this as a diss and i was pissed at her the whole night. but again didnt want to come off as a bitch. when she came back to check on me i told her i wanted to dip and she asked me why and that she didnt want to go yet. i ended up not giving a fuck at the end just drank a lot and partied hard. she noticed that and started chilling around me. at the end of the night we ended up going home together and i told her that she was acting like a groupie and she said she was doing it for us to get on the scene or whatever.... i didnt care. i took the initiative to read her text again that night and he was drunk texting her asking "where did you go?" and "i want to fuck you in your ass" lol and she replied "I couldnt find you at the end of the night". warning signals but again i didnt want to come off as that dude....but i was turning into that dude

(read more the day after)
they set up a date during her break at school. i went with her to school that day. i told her to show me the last thing he said. she questioned me why? (I knew what he texted and what she replied already). she threw a fit got up and left for her class. i told her if she didnt show me what she wrote i would break up with her. she didnt care she kept walking. i go to her class and i see her looking down desperately trying to delete her texts. i call her outside her class. and tell her i saw what she wrote to him. she asked me what i was talking about and i told her i read her texts. she shows me and says what texts. i told her i'm not an idiot and you just deleted them and i'm breaking up with her. she started crying asking me to forgive her i said fuck that she's a lying groupie. dissed the fuck out of her and she was begging me at this point...i had no idea why she seemed like she was comfortable going along with that married "famous" dude...anyways i told her i would give her another chance and told her not to text the dude again...i dont know if that was the right choice. we been going strong for 4 months after that cuz i kept it straight with her. i dont know if she really changed or if i'm just dumb as fuck for staying with her.

you guys can learn from my situation...although i read her personal shit...dollar might just fuck your main bitch....might....if i wasn't such a 1of1 dude...i might have lost this bitch...and i wasnt afraid to either....i just didnt want to get played and then lose her to some "instagram famous dude" if u know what i mean...anyways

that shit is still eating away at my conscious. cuz if i didnt step in and simp. i wouldve lost the bitch but was it really worth it to do that
May 15, 2013 @ 07:33 AM
.kciN

Post: 1474

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

^You seemed pretty lenient, understanding and cool throughout the whole thing, trying to be happy for her and shit... She was definitely disrespecting you by letting that other dude get his foot in the door and the way she acted and straight lied to you/ treated you like dirt is mad sus. Personally I wouldn't have given her another chance after being disrespected like that. You seem like a chill dude and there's plenty of good girls out there that aren't fame whores and won't play you like she did...
May 15, 2013 @ 07:44 AM
freemandela

Post: 2

Join Date: May 2013

word my dude. thanks for going through that essay too. didn't realize it would be that long. she's been cool ever since i told her not to message the dude again and now it seems like i got a firm grip on her. but yeah i've never been disrespected like that by a bitch before and i was only in it for the pussy at first but i guess jealousy kicked in and i didnt want the other dude to get her.

we've been cool for 4 months so i guess i'll just ride with it. i know at the end of the day i'm better than this chick so i most likely wont be with her for that much longer anyways.
May 15, 2013 @ 07:47 AM
franjoli

Post: 1275

Join Date: Jul 2010

Disclosure:
so i been with this chick for a while now but this one instance keeps bothering me. i dont know if i made the right choice keeping her but my pride wouldnt allow me to just drop her at the moment.

storyline:
so we started fucking moved onto a relationship blah blah everything gravy for 2 months. then we go to a "hip" party. lots of cool instagram famous ppl there and the main dude of the party is snapping pics with everybody. and she ends up getting one wit him. she tags him on instagram and shit goes from there. hits her up on fb asking for her number. (btw she's showing/telling me all of this). I think its cool cuz the dude is famous and lots of ppl r on his dick. I assumed he liked her but me being an alpha didnt trip at first. so they start talking and she finds its weird that he's doing all this cuz homie is married and shit but she just goes along with it cuz it's cool. he ends up taking her out with my permission because he gave her the opportunity to meet someone famous. she came back thought it was cool. I was happy for her and she was happy. I started suspecting some shit cuz she was getting texts late at night when i'd be over at her place chillin. and she'd be messaging him in the night, she told me not to worry she was just using him to meet other cool ppl and she wasnt attracted to him. so one night i read her text while she was sleeping and dude was asking for pics of her and wanting to fuck or whatever. and the fucked up thing she was going along with the texts. not agreeing to fuck but just playing around and saying she doesnt give out pictures of herself. it was weird because i went out with her and her other girlfriend the nigh before and i overheard her girlfriend asking her "who are you taking these pics for." but she sent me the pic of her and it wasn't anything serious just maaad tittie meat. 

so a couple of weeks go by and i still allow the texting to continue cuz i didnt want to come of as a simp nigga who read her texts. i wanted to catch her slipping. So i go out to another event where some famous dude is hosting it and he messaged her the night of asking what she was doing. she told me she told that she was with some friends (i was the only person she knew at the club). he ended up knowing the famous dude and got us backstage vip all that. the liquor got into all of us and it was chill at first. so while we were in vip she asked if she could go stand around him and talk to him while i would just wait in the vip and look after her bag. i took this as a diss and i was pissed at her the whole night. but again didnt want to come off as a bitch. when she came back to check on me i told her i wanted to dip and she asked me why and that she didnt want to go yet. i ended up not giving a fuck at the end just drank a lot and partied hard. she noticed that and started chilling around me. at the end of the night we ended up going home together and i told her that she was acting like a groupie and she said she was doing it for us to get on the scene or whatever.... i didnt care. i took the initiative to read her text again that night and he was drunk texting her asking "where did you go?" and "i want to fuck you in your ass" lol and she replied "I couldnt find you at the end of the night". warning signals but again i didnt want to come off as that dude....but i was turning into that dude

(read more the day after)
they set up a date during her break at school. i went with her to school that day. i told her to show me the last thing he said. she questioned me why? (I knew what he texted and what she replied already). she threw a fit got up and left for her class. i told her if she didnt show me what she wrote i would break up with her. she didnt care she kept walking. i go to her class and i see her looking down desperately trying to delete her texts. i call her outside her class. and tell her i saw what she wrote to him. she asked me what i was talking about and i told her i read her texts. she shows me and says what texts. i told her i'm not an idiot and you just deleted them and i'm breaking up with her. she started crying asking me to forgive her i said fuck that she's a lying groupie. dissed the fuck out of her and she was begging me at this point...i had no idea why she seemed like she was comfortable going along with that married "famous" dude...anyways i told her i would give her another chance and told her not to text the dude again...i dont know if that was the right choice. we been going strong for 4 months after that cuz i kept it straight with her. i dont know if she really changed or if i'm just dumb as fuck for staying with her.

you guys can learn from my situation...although i read her personal shit...dollar might just fuck your main bitch....might....if i wasn't such a 1of1 dude...i might have lost this bitch...and i wasnt afraid to either....i just didnt want to get played and then lose her to some "instagram famous dude" if u know what i mean...anyways

that shit is still eating away at my conscious. cuz if i didnt step in and simp. i wouldve lost the bitch but was it really worth it to do that
u shu'dve just dropped da bitch yo hoes gonna hoe

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May 15, 2013 @ 08:52 AM
Knxwledge

Post: 619

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Cal

so many niggas catching feelings in here smh lol
May 27, 2013 @ 04:09 AM
bengrimm83

Post: 175

Join Date: Dec 2012

damn ever since being rejected i feel like ive regressed in my social skills
June 3, 2013 @ 03:21 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2268

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

Tip: Girls like active listening. 
June 5, 2013 @ 09:43 PM
smegmashark

Post: 192

Join Date: Mar 2013

below 10 char

http://yungcrunchy.tumblr.com/

June 6, 2013 @ 04:40 AM
smegmashark

Post: 192

Join Date: Mar 2013

So I know im a low post recent register fuck boi but I need some advice
and don't know where to go cuz dis shit embarrassing as fuck. anyway
let's cut to the chase. so I have an abnormally hairy ass. like not a
little hairy butt like fur rug shit. like most people ain't seen shit
like this. anyway well around a year ago when I was graduating from
highschool me and some of my boys did a grad prank where we went on the
roof of our school and put a 10 ft poster of my ass on a sunroof
pointing in to the school cafeteria. then eventually people figured out
it was my ass after having all seen it and talking about it. then the
girl I liked a lot for a long time had seen it and texted me late that
night asking if I want my ass waxed. I kinda had oneitis for her......
since it was like 12:30 at night I assumed it was a booty call since she
had shown signs that she was into me before. I thought I was in for
some dome or something. so she says come over. so I head over to her
house and go in her basement and find her and her really hot friend. so
at this point I'm getting super stoked thinking I'm bout to have a
threesome. anyway I see the girl I dig and she told me to take my pants
off that she's actually gonna wax my ass then she has a 'surprise' for
me. so her and her friend just waxing my bear ass. it hurt real bad so I
tell her to bring me a bottle of whisky I brought along. I know
drinking while waxing makes you bleed but it was to ridiculous so I had
to drink. so I have a few swigs and her friend asks for a shot so I pass
the bottle. next thing I know when I think she's waxing around my corn
hole I feel a rush of wetness. I turn around to see she put the bottle
in my ass and I consumed roughly a shot or two before she pulled it out.
I turn around to tell her to fucj off and leave but I trip on my pants
and eat shit on her rug. before I even know it my but hole burns like a
mother fucker, but something feels weird even for the situation. I'm so
inebriated I can hardly move and my butt feels stretched out. I manage
to move my head to see my crush pegging my virgin butthole with a little
dildo. shocked and in buttpain I try to get my phone outta my pocket
but I threw up all over my a.p.c. denim and pass out. woke up the next
morning in her car with pink pajama bottoms and a gausepad in my ass. I
ran for my life halfway across the city..... didn't talk to her for a
year totally ruined my self esteem and confidence. since then I've still
miraculously managed to hook up with two girls. but I still have a
strange attraction to the girl who pegged me. I want to get revenge by
buttfucking her. she appologized to me last week and wants to kick it.
I'm conflicted my demonic oneitis says kick it with her but assert my
dominance and don't get tricked. the rest of me says don't ever talk to
her again and move to a different city. what do you guys think???? the
hot friend of hers has a video I don't know how I'm going to get rid of
that.......

http://yungcrunchy.tumblr.com/

June 6, 2013 @ 04:57 AM
Josh.

Post: 3552

Join Date: Apr 2008

Smh.                 

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June 6, 2013 @ 06:25 PM
Virunga

Post: 1283

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: USA

So I know im a low post recent register fuck boi but I need some advice

and don't know where to go cuz dis shit embarrassing as fuck............
Man I think you got raped

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June 6, 2013 @ 10:26 PM
taran-dee

Post: 163

Join Date: Dec 2012

So I know im a low post recent register fuck boi but I need some advice


and don't know where to go cuz dis shit embarrassing as fuck............
Man I think you got raped
Dude yeah that shit counts as rape, you could report her ass to the police. 
But if it was me, i'd chill with her do everything I could to get in with her & get her to catch feelings then straight up fuck the bitch over. Record her doing some dirty shit or just having sex, shit that'll embarrass her at least. Your only option is to find some kind of collateral to even the scales son. 

Good luck to you 

Hey you, don't touch the mic like its aids on it.

June 6, 2013 @ 10:32 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 1848

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

dam dont get caught in the cycle bro. they gon use it against you and if they do you better fuckiing man handel her like a bitch. keep an open hand at all times. and just go in on her. if she says no just get away with man handleing her . REMEMEBER OPEN HAND. 

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

June 7, 2013 @ 12:28 AM
Gli x Azzurri

Post: 608

Join Date: May 2011

I'm Drake-type soft with my GF and she loves it.
June 7, 2013 @ 01:23 AM

Inactive

I feel like ever since the end of freshmen year I been hella depressed. Sophomore year just ended and I feel like I don't have a true set of friends like most other niggas do. If you guys saw that "Why Do I Feel So Fucking Lonely thread" I feel just like that, I play football for my high school and all i do is workout during the summer with my team.I have friends it's just that I feel like they don't want me around. I feel like I push myself to think this though, you know? Anyway, this past year (Sophomore) I haven't gone to any parties I've been invited too, because I didn't want anyone to say shit. I feel like I'm getting over it this summer though, but I feel lonely as fuck and I hate it. 
too many feels bro

you fucking hate yourself

you need to love yourself man

nobody can make you feel lonely except you

nigga you can be surrounded with a thousand "friends" and still feel lonely

friends aren't going to fill that fucking void in your life

only you can fill that void in your life
June 7, 2013 @ 02:33 AM
smegmashark

Post: 192

Join Date: Mar 2013

So I know im a low post recent register fuck boi but I need some advice



and don't know where to go cuz dis shit embarrassing as fuck............
Man I think you got raped
Dude yeah that shit counts as rape, you could report her ass to the police. 
But if it was me, i'd chill with her do everything I could to get in with her & get her to catch feelings then straight up fuck the bitch over. Record her doing some dirty shit or just having sex, shit that'll embarrass her at least. Your only option is to find some kind of collateral to even the scales son. 

Good luck to you 
Yeah, I got raped. I't was really fucked up. But I think I'd rather deal with it personally instead of legally. Then you get that dealing justice feel. Your right about the collateral i think im gunna giver, make her eat my ass then poop on her or something fucking evil like that.

http://yungcrunchy.tumblr.com/

June 7, 2013 @ 04:30 AM
spalding

Post: 15

Join Date: May 2013

Is it wrong for me to approach a freshman when I'm a junior?
June 7, 2013 @ 08:16 AM
ftx

Post: 93

Join Date: Dec 2012

make her eat my ass then poop on her or something fucking evil like that.
hahahahahaha dead

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