The Official Relationship, Dating, or Talking Problems/Questions Thread

Only advice i got is stop overthinking it so damn much, she finna fuck another dude while you sitting at home wondering what location would be the best for a date. You already made out with her and if you still talk just ask her to come by your place and make some food or whatever.

wtf can't edit but yeah, maybe i "shouldn't of tried to ask her out via text. would it have made it a difference if i just asked to chill one on one?

you fucked up hard by not hooking up with her when you were cuddling and shit. That was sus as fuck...

As Ed Lover once said, " C'MON SON, fuck outta here wit daa bullshit."

All you had to do was whip dick out and you wouldve went from cuddling to fuckin

yo i ain't tryna smash and then run off, b. couldve done that, no problemo. i even surpressed my instincts to rip off her clothes and straight hulksmash her at my friends party bruv. no im talking about seducing her. i need some straight ass seduction date typa shit, like on some make her not even think about other dudes shit.
im sick of the fuckin hit'n'run lifestyle, ya boi wants to settle down and start a family nah just fuckin with you, she cute af doe, rlly tryna start a relationship or sth. for once.

yo i ain't tryna smash and then run off, b. couldve done that, no problemo. i even surpressed my instincts to rip off her clothes and straight hulksmash her at my friends party bruv. no im talking about seducing her. i need some straight ass seduction date typa shit, like on some make her not even think about other dudes shit.
im sick of the fuckin hit'n'run lifestyle, ya boi wants to settle down and start a family nah just fuckin with you, she cute af doe, rlly tryna start a relationship or sth. for once.

Doesen't change my advice the slightest, she's gonna fall for your personality not the location you chose for a date. C'mon b, it's way more important to act while the spark is still there than overthink shit and let her slip.

HB need sum advice real fast....sum slick shiet naw mean

so long story short ive been knowing this chic ever since our youngin days. we always used to kicked it only during the summer time(she got sum strict asian beat yah ass kind of parents) ...we usually txt couple times a week but lately we aint really feelin each other basically feelin like she has me in the friend zone...soo i dont hit her up anymore feel me...and she givin me mixed signals like one day she says"i wish we could be together" bs like that...the next week she saying"i feel like i can hit u up whenever and feel like we can tlk bout watever" sum BFF shiet.....ight this is getting to long aha im not the best story teller but yah anyone been in a similiar situation and pulled sum slick shiet and had a dialogue that was like a everyday thing... i sent her txts hinting to kick it jus playing around type of shiet but she would reply with sum cute shiet but not tryna kick it....what do i do? i know she has strict parents but c'mon now

HB need sum advice real fast....sum slick shiet naw mean

so long story short ive been knowing this chic ever since our youngin days. we always used to kicked it only during the summer time(she got sum strict asian beat yah ass kind of parents) ...we usually txt couple times a week but lately we aint really feelin each other basically feelin like she has me in the friend zone...soo i dont hit her up anymore feel me...and she givin me mixed signals like one day she says"i wish we could be together" bs like that...the next week she saying"i feel like i can hit u up whenever and feel like we can tlk bout watever" sum BFF shiet.....ight this is getting to long aha im not the best story teller but yah anyone been in a similiar situation and pulled sum slick shiet and had a dialogue that was like a everyday thing... i sent her txts hinting to kick it jus playing around type of shiet but she would reply with sum cute shiet but not tryna kick it....what do i do? i know she has strict parents but c'mon now

Tell her you don't have time for games and to tell you wassup with you guys.]

HB need sum advice real fast....sum slick shiet naw mean

so long story short ive been knowing this chic ever since our youngin days. we always used to kicked it only during the summer time(she got sum strict asian beat yah ass kind of parents) ...we usually txt couple times a week but lately we aint really feelin each other basically feelin like she has me in the friend zone...soo i dont hit her up anymore feel me...and she givin me mixed signals like one day she says"i wish we could be together" bs like that...the next week she saying"i feel like i can hit u up whenever and feel like we can tlk bout watever" sum BFF shiet.....ight this is getting to long aha im not the best story teller but yah anyone been in a similiar situation and pulled sum slick shiet and had a dialogue that was like a everyday thing... i sent her txts hinting to kick it jus playing around type of shiet but she would reply with sum cute shiet but not tryna kick it....what do i do? i know she has strict parents but c'mon now

Just be more direct when asking her out on a date, don't go on some pussy shit and send any 'signals'. If she says no, she won't say it in a bad way cause it seems like she's close to you like that (even as a friend) so you have nothing to lose. And if she says no, then don't force it bro.

My ex told me she cut herself the night she "broke up with me". WTF!!!

wtf can't edit but yeah, maybe i "shouldn't of tried to ask her out via text. would it have made it a difference if i just asked to chill one on one?

you fucked up hard by not hooking up with her when you were cuddling and shit. That was sus as fuck...

As Ed Lover once said, " C'MON SON, fuck outta here wit daa bullshit."

All you had to do was whip dick out and you wouldve went from cuddling to fuckin

ugh qft zzzzzZZ

I don't know if anyone has posted this but would you date a pregnant chick?

wtf can't edit but yeah, maybe i "shouldn't of tried to ask her out via text. would it have made it a difference if i just asked to chill one on one?

you fucked up hard by not hooking up with her when you were cuddling and shit. That was sus as fuck...

As Ed Lover once said, " C'MON SON, fuck outta here wit daa bullshit."

All you had to do was whip dick out and you wouldve went from cuddling to fuckin

ugh qft zzzzzZZ

aii well another update tonight we ended up making out in public every 5 min and shit cause we were pretty drunk. she ended up biting the shit outta my body (still did not get to smash but we was outside the whole time). but after all that we went to go eat and when i got a chance to be with her alone i pinched her butt at this halal food spot and suddenly she was like "you can't be doing that to me in public". while i was doing that whole time for the 20 min walk and we was holding each other by the waists and shit. what the fuck is going on?

lol so nigga? what do you mean "feel her out"?

Just ended a two and half year relationship. Shit feels weird. I feel like I should be more hurt than I am.

lol so nigga? what do you mean "feel her out"?

CMON SON. chick sounds like shes playing you. play the game better, smash, bounce. OR "feel her out" as in make sure this bitch isnt playing games and call her ass out when she does.

just curious what does it mean when a girl raises her leg? like not during kissing real question

She's letting out a silent fart. The leg raise separates the buttcheeks just enough to eliminate the pffffft sound of the gas fighting its way out.