Hypebeast's Pet Peeves

March 26, 2010 @ 23:47:42
Lady Gaga.
People who can't give directions.
People who can't teach.
Being an ambassador to other races.
Stupid bitches that never exercise and get in the way when you're jogging.
Japanophiles.
People who try to stunt with fake shit.
People who speed excessively (and never get caught).

#1 Pet peeve: When people think you are mad/angry at them because a joke wasn't funny.


what if i came up to you and asked you how to get to nyc from oc in car while stopping by texas and kansas on the spot?
March 27, 2010 @ 07:53:34
toilet papper thats upside down
hoes that try to kiss you
people who constantly ask questions even though they know the answer
someone telling you about the show you watching like you dont get it
sarcastic people who think there clever
March 27, 2010 @ 08:03:50
when people install a roll of toilet paper backwards



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pejn1uzOb-I
my wife likes it on top and i like it underneath.
March 27, 2010 @ 10:53:40
when people can't correctly use the words

'you're, your, their, they're, there, affect, effect'...

really grinds my gears.

9 to 5 is how to survive, i ain't tryin' to survive. i'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot

March 27, 2010 @ 20:08:58
what if i came up to you and asked you how to get to nyc from oc in car while stopping by texas and kansas on the spot?


I would give you perfect directions while offering sound driving advice

“There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; and those that come in by the window.”

March 27, 2010 @ 20:44:03
People, especially on facebook, who type "betta" or "hea" instead of "better" or "here" or anything similar to this. Learn how to type like a human being, not a hispanic prostitute from a trailer park.
March 28, 2010 @ 02:58:03
Having to take a shit when the toilet seat is cold as fuck.
Mexican people who rock fake J's, big ass star earrings, and rock lame shit.
Females who say "I'm different from every girl.", with that whole Nicki Minaj mentality shit.
Akon.
Ghetto or stank hoes.
This one dude who stalks this girl he's fucking obsessed with and won't talk to her.
Tall, fat, stereotypical gay people.
Doing a fake laugh at a joke that isn't funny.
People asking "What are you listening to?" in a creeped out way while I'm bumping Grizzly Bear or some other music that's foreign to them.
Not being allowed to wear hats at school.
How fucking stupid and fucked my school district is.
Listening to a song by force instead of on my own, even if it's good. I don't enjoy it as much.
Super duper outrageously religious people/parents who fap to the bible and shit.
People claiming they can "rap", but have no fucking skill or talent.
Being forced to work with stupid fucks on a group project and having to walk them through the whole thing. Or they don't do shit.
Close-minded females.
People who join gangs to be cool (or gangbangers in general. Older gangsters like the ones from 20s-30s ftw though.)
People who care way too much about what people think.
Dudes who think they got bitches just because they constantly sweet talk them and say simp shit.
Females who text ALL the time.
Dykes.
How fucking long this second list is.

www.ProbablyNotGold.com

March 28, 2010 @ 04:56:37
People who always ask me for help in class because they don't pay attention. Then they get mad if you don't help them.
March 28, 2010 @ 14:48:21
Christians who don't know that Allah is the same God they worship, and then they talk down on Muslims for praying to Allah.
March 28, 2010 @ 16:38:13
*****s who pose like they are gonna make it wen in reality theyr gonna be a bum when they graduate
people who want to be like...
people who join gangs and cliqs just to say they are from them
fine ass women who are ignorant ass fuck
fine ass women who go out with monkeys
fine ass women who you gotta break to find out who they really are
fine ass women who are fake
females changing the tone of their voice when they are around certain people
fake laughs
fake conversations
people who take pictures of themselves and their bikes and skateboards
kids who match their gear with their boards and bikes
calling a fixed gear a fixie
aviator shades
holister, american eagle, aeropostale, etc
vutting the seamms of your pants
hot topic punk rockers
guys who wear girl jeans..literally
swagg, j!rks, monkeys, philipino hypebeast, mexican thugnasty rico suave fags, fake white surfers
racial suprmemacy
limewire
trendy bitches
talking bout the same shit over and over
Stank Weed
bitch ass *****s
double taking my fitt when my pants are cuffed!
..Conformity in general

Not with a bang but a whimper

August 31, 2010 @ 11:00:53
bump because I have to give a mini speech on pet peeves

When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.
Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office to pickup a package.
Uncomfortable chairs.
August 31, 2010 @ 11:13:33
When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.


lol, this one got me.

Its wack when people ask a million questions on how to do something instead of trying to figure it out themselves first.
August 31, 2010 @ 11:25:49
People bouncing a basketball for no reason.
People leaving food in microwave.
People not washing their dishes after they eat.
People who chew gum loudly or eat loudly.
People who can't walk straight or walk slowly.
People that stand in walkways.
People that don't put their dogs on a leash.
People that stare.
Trashcan being filled up to the top

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August 31, 2010 @ 12:17:16
when
August 31, 2010 @ 18:38:43
-Mosquitos
-going to a restaruant and ordering a salad and then they bring it to you like 30 seconds before they bring your food
-wobbly tables
-Telemarketers
-PeOpLe WhO TyP3 L1k3 DiS
-People who breath in their mics on XBL shit is so annoying trying to play a team game when it sounds like Darth Vader and that kid from hey Arnold are having a threesome on you shoulder.
-White people who give out fruit on Halloween
-People who keep their Christmas lights on until the middle of February.
-Walking threw spider webs cause it feels like shit is crawling on you the whole day even after you get it off
-Double Dippers

/rant
August 31, 2010 @ 18:41:37
when you say hello to someone who blatantly hears you but just decides not to acknowledge your presence
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