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February 7, 2010 @ 03:15 PM
OmegaSvpreme

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Location: The Hyperion

got illegally searched by some bitch ass administrator. they found illegal substances on my person and i was arrested



ayo fuck that *****. 卐卐卐
February 7, 2010 @ 03:18 PM
pastyblac

Post: 187

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: Vancouver (not b.c.)...

Sat back and watched, laughed, and maybe even encouraged a little bit, as this special ed kid pulled out a knife on another sped kid at lunch and threatened to stab him with it (he acted like he was actually going to and I think he might have). He didn't actually stab him but he went into a fit of rage and started screaming and cutting bushes. Had everyone freaked out. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
February 7, 2010 @ 03:31 PM
dhkgfkdj

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Craziest thing I ever did was an accident lol. I worked "security" for my high school. They basically hired kids who either played football or were in good with the principal to do stupid stuff like direct traffic in the parking lot for events, clean up around the school, etc. My junior year I started working right at the end of the school year and we did parking duty for an event on a Sunday. Since there was nothing to do while the event was taking place we all just drove around the campus in the golf carts they let us use for "security" purposes.

I was driving one and wanted to drive over to my coworker's golfcart which was a couple of rows over from where I was in the parking lot. As I started going towards them this jackass Senior came flying down the aisle of the parking lot in a Nissan Altima and smashed right into the passenger side of my golf cart. Thankfully the kid who had been sitting there got out before I started driving. As the car hit my golf cart I did like a cartwheel out the driver's side. I slammed my hip into the steering wheel on the way out which ended my track career and I cut up my right arm and hand I still have like a scar on my palm.

Other than that I was a good kid I guess but my school was known for all the crazy shit that happened.
That same year the seniors put one of the golf carts on the roof of the school so all the parents saw it when they dropped their kids off the next morning.

Freshman year kids set off fireworks in the hallway in the middle of the day. There were fights like every day, especially girl fights. One girl tried to stab a kid in the eye with a pen. He was 6'5" 280 lbs. She missed and he punched her in the face. She got kicked out lol. And ppl were always having sex everywhere even in the chapel and football players regularly got caught having gangbangs with slutty girls in the locker room.
February 7, 2010 @ 03:37 PM
pastyblac

Post: 187

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: Vancouver (not b.c.)...

Your school sounds crazy, mine was dull in comparison. We always had a fat cop walking around and security guards who would just stand around mean mugging everyone holding walkie talkies. Always felt like I was in a prison.
February 7, 2010 @ 03:44 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2513

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

Separated a kid's shoulder body checking him into his locker.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

February 7, 2010 @ 03:45 PM
whaaat

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Join Date: Dec 2008

took a shit in the school parking lot. in broad daylight
February 7, 2010 @ 03:46 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2513

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

the worst thing i did in highschool... well... there's a long stupid story

so there was this girl that i liked. she was mad hot and on the gymnastics team and so mad hot and had the tightest bod ever and she was mad hot. like... mad hot. so anyways. she really liked penguins. and her nickname was squeek. so i made all these penguin stickers out of those post office address stickers. i hand drew every one. they were these penguins that had word bubbles that said "squeek". and i put them up all over school. everywhere. there was a 50 dollar reward for whoever was putting the stickers up. it was me. there was a 50 dollar reward for my capture, dead or alive. the janitors were threatening to quit. at least that's what the principal said. so someone must have saw me putting the stickers up because they turned me in for that measly 50 dollar reward. fuck them. i still wanna kill that motherfucker if i ever figure out who it is. stupid fuck. yeah so i was threatened with expulsion and the police got involved over some dumb shit. i don't know why i wrote this cause no ones gonna read this stupid shit. my life is a joke.


That's hilarious Anders.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

February 7, 2010 @ 04:21 PM
███

Post: 543

Join Date: Jul 2009

teacher caught me dealing drugs.
jumped a senior w/my friends (ski masks, anyoneconfused
February 7, 2010 @ 04:39 PM
SittinPretty

Post: 195

Join Date: Aug 2009

Craziest shit I did was punch a teacher in the chest. Got expelled and hit with an assualt charge but got it dropped. That was the craziest and most stupid shit I ever did and regret it. Never got the chance to graduate with my peers.

Other than that I was a regular Joe. Got suspended for selling bogeys, came to school faded on the reg. Fights almost daily after school in the park. Had beef with this one kid and tried to slash his tires but ended up slashing some random white chicks instead lol. Mad inschool suspensions and and Saturday detentions over stealing lunch and shit. I was always a good student tho lol. Just tried to hard to be "gangsta" and hung with the wrong crowd.
February 7, 2010 @ 04:42 PM
KRS-1

Post: 56

Join Date: Jan 2010

brought pictures of cartoon porn to school in the 4th grade lol
February 7, 2010 @ 04:56 PM
modernmischief

Post: 2480

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

Damn where do I start.
-I drove my truck on our schools track in broad daylight
-Coming to school high,and working on cars high.
-Drag racing and ghostriding in the parking lot
-Fucked a girl in the woods by my school during a fundraiser car wash
-Drunk a Joose from the can in the middle of class
-Stole my cellphone back from the principle
-Wrote my name in whipped cream on the sidewalk during a hot day,it's still there.
February 7, 2010 @ 05:25 PM
northwest

Post: 4034

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

Your school sounds crazy, mine was dull in comparison. We always had a fat cop walking around and security guards who would just stand around mean mugging everyone holding walkie talkies. Always felt like I was in a prison.


same.
i didnt do shit during my actual HS career. i got in house sus for 3 days for bullying this other guy. got 7 more days but out of school sus for punching the same guy...... mad gay...i was such a fucking dumbass.
February 7, 2010 @ 05:36 PM
johnathan

Post: 2961

Join Date: May 2009

Location: lol

Craziest shit I did was punch a teacher in the chest. Got expelled and hit with an assualt charge but got it dropped. That was the craziest and most stupid shit I ever did and regret it. Never got the chance to graduate with my peers.

Other than that I was a regular Joe. Got suspended for selling bogeys, came to school faded on the reg. Fights almost daily after school in the park. Had beef with this one kid and tried to slash his tires but ended up slashing some random white chicks instead lol. Mad inschool suspensions and and Saturday detentions over stealing lunch and shit. I was always a good student tho lol. Just tried to hard to be "gangsta" and hung with the wrong crowd.


cool story bro

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February 7, 2010 @ 05:46 PM
IveyAlumneye

Post: 198

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Цюрих, Швейцария

Oh man, alright I got a few good ones

1) Grade 6, coming in from recess we were forced to line up by classes and a lunch monitor would be like " Mr. Smith's class you can go in" so everyone would go in, but if you were late lining up, it meant you would get back to class late after the bell, so you got detention. So my best friend at the time, and I were late getting back to the line. Everyone was almost in except a grade 8 guy in a wheelchair with CP ( I am in not way making fun of mentally challenged/disabled people) My buddy is trying to get inside but the guy in the wheelchair was right in the middle of the doorway, just sitting there. My friend goes, and I quote, " Charlie, can you please move?" As it turned out the guys Educational Assistant was right on the other side of the door and didn't like his attitude, he got a 5 day suspension in grade 6. To this day we still laugh about it.

2) Grade 7, all the guys would always play tackle football on the field, but we did not have goal posts, rather just soccer nets with no mesh. Nonetheless, we would always kick a field goal for the extra point. The playground was right on the corner of 2 very residential streets. After a touchdown I held the ball for my buddy to kick. He goes to kick it, gets a nice high arch on it, goes through the goal posts, over the fence onto the road. The ball bounced one time off the pavement and was promptly hit by a crotch rocket going about 70 Km/H. I have no idea how the guy didn't fall off the bike, the ball hit him right in the face. He didn't even stop, I have never laughed so hard in my life.

3) In grade 8 our end of the year trip was to Ottawa. 4 people were usually assigned to a room, two double beds (mad gay I know) However, for some reason my room consisted of me and my two best friends at the time. Our room was on the 17 floor, which is pretty damn high. We had no balcony, but we did notice we had no screen on our window. It took us about 15 minutes upon getting into the room on the first night to realize we had to throw shit out of the window. But what could we throw? We began with a huge tub of Sam's Club Ju-Jubes that my one buddy brought. Keep in mind we were on one of the busiest streets in Ottawa so pedistrians were walking directly under our window all day and most of the night. We started dropped handfuls of Ju-Jubes onto unsuspecting people, but quickly realized that Ju-Jubes were not meant to be thrown, rather they were meant for us to munch out on. So I had the bright idea to grab the ice bucket and fill it up with the free ice we could grab out in the hall. But not just one bucket, we decided to fill the entire bathtub up with ice. So after literally 20 trips to the ice machine we felt we had enough ammo for the night. At about 9:30 PM we noticed a group of people gathered right outside of our window on the sidewalk, so clearly we all took turns throwing ice cubes down. You could literally hear the ice cubes hit the pavement and smash. It echoed pretty damn loud. My one buddy got fed up and dumped an entire ice box down 17 floors to the sidewalk. When he was done dumping them I took a look down to see how his accuracy was. I was shocked to see our tango's were actually a group of catholic nuns all dressed in tradtional robes. I saw 3 or 4 nuns rubbing their heads as two were standing directly in the middle of the busy street counting windows, clearly about to head inside and rat us out. Thanks to our ninja skills tho we closed the blinds, turned the light off and got into bed. No more than 5 minutes after pretending to be asleep we hear a knock at our door. I get out of bed and answer it, making sure to rub my eyes and yawn a bunch. Our teacher came into the room, saw that both of my friends were " fast asleep" and told us to have a good night. Nothing more came of it other than a 120 dollar fee for buying movies on the TV, the teachers told us prior to leaving that all movies were blocked anyways. Obviously we were stoked on getting free movies because we thought the hotel fucked up... hahahaha>sad
February 7, 2010 @ 06:16 PM
Jamie Dimon

Post: 1284

Join Date: Jun 2009

^lmao your grade 8 story made me remember a trip when i went to another state for some competition and in the hotel, me and my friend had a room with a balcony and it was like on the corner. We threw a whole bunch of shit out the balconys. At night it was like leftover pizzas and shit and this hobo came and pick it up and ate it. During the day we threw ice down and some street cop came to our room and said he's been watching us and if we didnt cut that shit out, we'd be kicked out of the hotel

My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.

February 7, 2010 @ 06:57 PM
soap

Post: 2151

Join Date: Aug 2006

the worst thing i did in highschool... Well... There's a long stupid story

so there was this girl that i liked. She was mad hot and on the gymnastics team and so mad hot and had the tightest bod ever and she was mad hot. Like... Mad hot. So anyways. She really liked penguins. And her nickname was squeek. So i made all these penguin stickers out of those post office address stickers. I hand drew every one. They were these penguins that had word bubbles that said "squeek". And i put them up all over school. Everywhere. There was a 50 dollar reward for whoever was putting the stickers up. It was me. There was a 50 dollar reward for my capture, dead or alive. The janitors were threatening to quit. At least that's what the principal said. So someone must have saw me putting the stickers up because they turned me in for that measly 50 dollar reward. Fuck them. I still wanna kill that motherfucker if i ever figure out who it is. Stupid fuck. Yeah so i was threatened with expulsion and the police got involved over some dumb shit. i don't know why i wrote this cause no ones gonna read this stupid shit. My life is a joke.


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February 7, 2010 @ 09:28 PM
dhkgfkdj

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Join Date: Jan 2009

Your school sounds crazy, mine was dull in comparison. We always had a fat cop walking around and security guards who would just stand around mean mugging everyone holding walkie talkies. Always felt like I was in a prison.


It was pretty crazy but it was still a real good school. They handled all the problems quickly and made sure the really bad kids got kicked out. My freshman year they said that we were the worst class they had ever had, and by senior year our class had dropped from 420+ students to like 345 or less because a bunch of kids got kicked out for drugs, fighting, sex, etc.

It's not a crazy as it was my freshman year. My little bro is a senior now and it's actually pretty quiet lately. But they recently had a drug bust with a K-9 unit and everything and a ton of kids got arrested and kicked out in the middle of the day.
February 7, 2010 @ 09:30 PM
SupremeSwagger

Post: 675

Join Date: Jan 2010

It was pretty crazy but it was still a real good school. They handled all the problems quickly and made sure the really bad kids got kicked out. My freshman year they said that we were the worst class they had ever had, and by senior year our class had dropped from 420+ students to like 345 or less because a bunch of kids got kicked out for drugs, fighting, sex, etc.

It's not a crazy as it was my freshman year. My little bro is a senior now and it's actually pretty quiet lately. But they recently had a drug bust with a K-9 unit and everything and a ton of kids got arrested and kicked out in the middle of the day.




What school did you go to? I bet you had alot of lockdowns.
February 7, 2010 @ 09:37 PM
metalslug

Post: 1024

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: L A

nothing bad but i guess i kicked a ball at some dudes face. He was wearing braces and i knocked out his front permanent tooth. he ended having to get veneers. + he was a ginger so i guess he deserved it
February 7, 2010 @ 09:40 PM
dhkgfkdj

Post: 2059

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What school did you go to? I bet you had alot of lockdowns.


I went to Paramus Catholic in north jersey. When shit like the firework incident/drug busts happened they did basically lock down the school. But when fights happened most people gathered around to watch of course lol and most teachers were hesitant to get in the middle and break it up.

One day freshman year one girl started a fight with some other girl in the morning like during 1st period. Teachers broke it up but the girls were allowed to continue the day. Later at lunch they fought again and again nothing was done. Then the first girl went to her locker to get a knife and I guess somebody told a teacher because they finally sent both girls home. Crazy, crazy shit.
February 7, 2010 @ 09:46 PM
GimmeDaLoot

Post: 641

Join Date: Jan 2010

used the scale in chemistry to weigh out and sell a sack to my homie during class


g cool
February 7, 2010 @ 09:52 PM
northwest

Post: 4034

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Location: Seattle, WA

I went to Paramus Catholic in north jersey. When shit like the firework incident/drug busts happened they did basically lock down the school. But when fights happened most people gathered around to watch of course lol and most teachers were hesitant to get in the middle and break it up.

One day freshman year one girl started a fight with some other girl in the morning like during 1st period. Teachers broke it up but the girls were allowed to continue the day. Later at lunch they fought again and again nothing was done. Then the first girl went to her locker to get a knife and I guess somebody told a teacher because they finally sent both girls home. Crazy, crazy shit.


seriously wtf?
February 8, 2010 @ 06:36 AM
UghItsDave

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Location: The Heights of La Ha...

Some of these stories have duck tales written all over them. You guys would make great screen writers.
February 8, 2010 @ 08:19 AM
jayess

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intense
February 8, 2010 @ 03:06 PM
dhkgfkdj

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seriously wtf?


It's a co-ed Catholic high school. Shit happens everywhere lol
February 8, 2010 @ 04:06 PM
chex

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Did some gay shit in front of everyone
February 8, 2010 @ 04:15 PM
SupremeSwagger

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^^^^^^^^Tell the story.
February 8, 2010 @ 04:32 PM
1234

Post: 1646

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: toronto

i was a good kid in high school, didnt do much crazy shit

in grade 7, my teacher was also the gym teacher, so we would spend alot of time for gym. the teacher was young too, so he often played with us, which makes that team unfair, but hes the type that just loves to win no matter what. we often played flag football, and this class jock one time pulled down the teacher's shorts while he attempted to pull the flags. the teacher shorts came right off, and he was wearing tightie whities too. everyone starting laughing, he got so embarassed, and fliped out on the guy. the guy got kicked outta class that day.

in grade 10, i got dentention because this teacher saw me grab this slutty girls boobs. the teacher kept on saying its inappropriate, and demeaning to girls. while the slut loves off the attention she gets.

in grade 10 and 11, my school had a culianry arts class, where basically we end up serving lunch to the school. it was a sick class cause there was no homework ever. and only 1 test during the whole term. so when me and a couple friends served the lunch we would be selling hamburgers, where we would pass the burgers down the counter and the lunch lady would take the money and such. since i didnt have a job back then, me and my friends would just end up selling the burgers ourselves and keep the money. the burgers were 2.75, so we would sell them for 2. the kids in line would pay us the $2, and we would slide the burger in between the glass cover. we all use to make $20-30 for that 40 minute lunch.
February 8, 2010 @ 04:37 PM
CHOPZZBISCUIT

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Location: KALI4NIA

When I was in Junior year of high school.

I just went fucking nuts. Yup, I went to band building and started to tore down the wall everyday with the steel chair. WWE STYLE. Eventually i got caught by a band teacher n got my ass served with 3 days suspension.

Suppose it would cost me 300 bux to fix the wall that I've damaged but the school never bother to fix it so i was off to hook. LOL

Kayv: pull bitches, not triggers. throw parties, not fists. futurebass : my mom said life is like a box of kimchi. chopzz.tumblr.com

February 8, 2010 @ 05:11 PM
kilogram

Post: 1540

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Gaza

So what happened with the girl? Also, was she hot?


i smashed summer after freshman year of college. i'll post a pic, but only if enough people clamor for it.

lol saw the facebook status and was like wtf?

people are faggots though


true life. fucking nerds.

i read that shit. i feel like that would be a scene from a movie..


That's hilarious Anders.


i was really drunk when i wrote this


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