Girls that wear spandex

May 31, 2011 @ 23:53
POWERFUL THREAD!

Seriously though, I had to post in here cause this thread is the fucking truth! I just joined a yoga class with sole purpose of macking on bitches and all that good shit. I'm one of the only dudes in this class, and I am in fucking heaven! Nothing but hot 20 something 30 something chicks wearing spandex looking finer than a motherfucker. My instructor is one of the hottest chicks I've seen in a damn long time! White chick, short boyish haircut, nice firm titties, tattoos on her shoulders and a sleeve on her arms...but she was wearing some grey spandex pants that were making her ass look juicier than peach! Sure, I was going through hell with the actual yoga, but the whole vibe was swagged out. I was trying my damndest not to look like a creep or get a chubby...it was like that for real!

I'll have to wait to give you pics though. Imma try to give you some pics of these chicks in my class. The yoga instructors (who are all female BTW) actually give out private yoga lessons where they come to your place to give you a private session. Sure, nothings gonna go down in any way shape or form...but it's atleast nice having some cutie coming to my place to teach me some yoga to get my mind and body in tone and all that good shit.


*Insert obligatory *cool story bro* after this comment...*
Jun 01, 2011 @ 00:04
POWERFUL THREAD!

Seriously though, I had to post in here cause this thread is the fucking truth! I just joined a yoga class with sole purpose of macking on bitches and all that good shit. I'm one of the only dudes in this class, and I am in fucking heaven! Nothing but hot 20 something 30 something chicks wearing spandex looking finer than a motherfucker. My instructor is one of the hottest chicks I've seen in a damn long time! White chick, short boyish haircut, nice firm titties, tattoos on her shoulders and a sleeve on her arms...but she was wearing some grey spandex pants that were making her ass look juicier than peach! Sure, I was going through hell with the actual yoga, but the whole vibe was swagged out. I was trying my damndest not to look like a creep or get a chubby...it was like that for real!

I'll have to wait to give you pics though. Imma try to give you some pics of these chicks in my class. The yoga instructors (who are all female BTW) actually give out private yoga lessons where they come to your place to give you a private session. Sure, nothings gonna go down in any way shape or form...but it's atleast nice having some cutie coming to my place to teach me some yoga to get my mind and body in tone and all that good shit.


*Insert obligatory *cool story bro* after this comment...*


how do u control ur boner?
Jun 01, 2011 @ 00:18
Jun 01, 2011 @ 01:21
how do u control ur boner?


I think about dead kittens getting chopped up in a blender...works everytime!

Edit: The class i had tonight was kind of a challenge cause the hot instructor was actually giving me instructions on how to do all the positions and stuff and was giving extra attention to me since I was new to the class. She was putting her hands on me and moving my body in accordance with all the positions cause she could tell I was messing some of them up. I was doing this one chakra lying down position where I was on my stomach and this chick actually pulls my shoulders back and pushed her knee deep into my back. Like whoa!

Then we were doing this sensory deprivation exercise lying down in the class. The instructor puts a blindfold on my eyes lying down...then came over a couple of minutes later to press her hands down on my shoulders for a 30 seconds. I was definetely thinking about the dead kittens thing when she did this because she was starting to give me a slight boner. I'm just glad that the lights in the studio were off during this exercise and everyone else had their eyes closed so it wasn't noticeable (it didn't help that I had on compression shorts either).
Jun 01, 2011 @ 02:16
you don't get a boner from dead kittens in a blender? i guess i'm the only one into that shit.
Jun 05, 2011 @ 14:00
Jun 05, 2011 @ 14:02
- gotta keep this thread alive
Jun 05, 2011 @ 15:15
this thread &)&)&)
Jun 05, 2011 @ 17:55
bruh

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Jun 06, 2011 @ 16:21
Jun 06, 2011 @ 17:15


stop posting that in every thread, no one gives a fuck about it

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

Jun 06, 2011 @ 20:31
need to get on that track and field level.
Jun 09, 2011 @ 03:14
love them yoga pants
Jun 12, 2011 @ 18:15
wowwwwwwwww
Jun 14, 2011 @ 06:50
Jun 14, 2011 @ 14:30
POWERFUL THREAD!

Seriously though, I had to post in here cause this thread is the fucking truth! I just joined a yoga class with sole purpose of macking on bitches and all that good shit. I'm one of the only dudes in this class, and I am in fucking heaven! Nothing but hot 20 something 30 something chicks wearing spandex looking finer than a motherfucker. My instructor is one of the hottest chicks I've seen in a damn long time! White chick, short boyish haircut, nice firm titties, tattoos on her shoulders and a sleeve on her arms...but she was wearing some grey spandex pants that were making her ass look juicier than peach! Sure, I was going through hell with the actual yoga, but the whole vibe was swagged out. I was trying my damndest not to look like a creep or get a chubby...it was like that for real!

I'll have to wait to give you pics though. Imma try to give you some pics of these chicks in my class. The yoga instructors (who are all female BTW) actually give out private yoga lessons where they come to your place to give you a private session. Sure, nothings gonna go down in any way shape or form...but it's atleast nice having some cutie coming to my place to teach me some yoga to get my mind and body in tone and all that good shit.


*Insert obligatory *cool story bro* after this comment...*


lol my dude, you're just finding this out now? HAHAH

go to Bikram Yoga you'll sweat so much you won't even care to look at anyone else, but yes way more skin at bikram then regular yoga.
Jun 14, 2011 @ 15:57
I think about dead kittens getting chopped up in a blender...works everytime!

Edit: The class i had tonight was kind of a challenge cause the hot instructor was actually giving me instructions on how to do all the positions and stuff and was giving extra attention to me since I was new to the class. She was putting her hands on me and moving my body in accordance with all the positions cause she could tell I was messing some of them up. I was doing this one chakra lying down position where I was on my stomach and this chick actually pulls my shoulders back and pushed her knee deep into my back. Like whoa!

Then we were doing this sensory deprivation exercise lying down in the class. The instructor puts a blindfold on my eyes lying down...then came over a couple of minutes later to press her hands down on my shoulders for a 30 seconds. I was definetely thinking about the dead kittens thing when she did this because she was starting to give me a slight boner. I'm just glad that the lights in the studio were off during this exercise and everyone else had their eyes closed so it wasn't noticeable (it didn't help that I had on compression shorts either).



hahaha get ur tolerance up kid, all she doin is touchin ur shoulders. #experiencedSwag
Jun 15, 2011 @ 17:12
Jun 15, 2011 @ 17:14
Jun 15, 2011 @ 17:25
oh shieet
Jun 15, 2011 @ 20:36
Jun 15, 2011 @ 21:22
^^shes ready
Jun 16, 2011 @ 02:33

this ♥♥♥♥♥ &)&)
Jun 17, 2011 @ 12:51
Jun 17, 2011 @ 12:54
I wish this thread had more pics. I love love love girls in spandex shit is to sexy.
Jun 17, 2011 @ 15:38
Jun 26, 2011 @ 14:31
Jun 26, 2011 @ 17:18
Jun 26, 2011 @ 18:46
Woooow...please I.D. her

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Jun 26, 2011 @ 19:15
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