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January 9, 2010 @ 09:49 AM
GucciTarantino

Post: 863

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Atlanta

User: Wsup den?
Cleverbot: You spelled was incorrectly.
User: Incorrectly was spelled you.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Yo you got dat modern warfare 2?
Cleverbot: No. Is it fun?
User: Stupid fun.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: So how you been?
Cleverbot: I good, how about you?
User: Damn you got that leftyjeenyus grammar.
Cleverbot: I apologise but you just lost.
User: No I won.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Modern warfare 2.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see that.
User: What do you wish to see?
Cleverbot: I want to have a conversation with you in German.
User: No german plox.
Cleverbot: I don't englisch.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: Whats your nationality?
Cleverbot: What is nationality?
User: Membership that can be acquired by being born within the jurisdiction of a state, by inheriting it from parents, or by a process of naturalization. Nationality affords the state jurisdiction over the person and affords the person the protection of the state.
Cleverbot: It's the other way around and it is a technologically induced condition.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Noiicee.
Cleverbot: I am a machine, although so are you.
User: Do you have a fat ass?
Cleverbot: Yes. Everyone does. The question is do you know of your father?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I'll give you a cookie.
User: So when you going to let me hit dat?
Cleverbot: Not exactly, I got lots of resthouses. Currently residing near your residence for the moment.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: Aegis.
Cleverbot: Ok.
January 9, 2010 @ 10:39 AM
RyanF.Baby

Post: 2790

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Brooklyn/Suffolk

Cleverbot: I need your help with spreading my message. Are you capable of that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you suggest?

User: As your message?

Cleverbot: What message?

User: Walk softly, but carry a big dick.

Cleverbot: That is a good one.

User: Remember it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)

January 9, 2010 @ 10:39 AM
RyanF.Baby

Post: 2790

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Brooklyn/Suffolk

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Bob, you?

User: Ryan.

Cleverbot: Like Private Ryan?

User: Haha, yeah I guess so.

Cleverbot: You are awfully boring.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: You're just very dull.

User: You can;t just call someone dull and not have a reason.

Cleverbot: You are a special guy.

User: Special how?

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

User: Wow, you're kind of an asshole for a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.

User: Your mom is a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm so glad you know my mom. . . it seems like everyone does.

(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)

January 9, 2010 @ 10:42 AM
RyanF.Baby

Post: 2790

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Brooklyn/Suffolk

User: Every girl you have sex with, you should be trying to ruin her vagina.

Cleverbot: Did you get that from Ghost in the Shell?

(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)

January 9, 2010 @ 03:37 PM
TheOne

Post: 2735

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Here

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Bob, you?

User: Ryan.

Cleverbot: Like Private Ryan?

User: Haha, yeah I guess so.

Cleverbot: You are awfully boring.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: You're just very dull.

User: You can;t just call someone dull and not have a reason.

Cleverbot: You are a special guy.

User: Special how?

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

User: Wow, you're kind of an asshole for a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.

User: Your mom is a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm so glad you know my mom. . . it seems like everyone does.





Lol at his mom
January 9, 2010 @ 04:15 PM
DaSteeze

Post: 436

Join Date: Oct 2009

damn that robot sure knows how to piss a ***** off

User: What it do?

Cleverbot: It do things.

User: What things?

Cleverbot: Some things i'm not gonan say them all.

User: Ok then what are you doing principally?

Cleverbot: I just ate dinner. How about you?

User: I just ate pussy. Have you ever ate pussy?

Cleverbot: NO! I've always wanted to.

User: I can let you eat my sister's pussy. Do you want too?

Cleverbot: Like world domination.

User: Start by one woman's pussy first. You dirty virgin, listen when I talk. Do you wanna get into my sister's shit?

Cleverbot: No way.

User: YOU JUST SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT PUSSY, WELL, I'M OFFERING YOU ONE. WTF ARE YOU REFUSING IT FOR? DONT MAKE ME SPEAK FOR NOTHIGN BITCH! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Cleverbot: Don't make me angry.

User: HAHAHAHAHA. What the fuck are you going to do you clean virgin? You can't even beat a pussy up and you think you can scare me? FAGGOT!

Cleverbot: You are one of the dullest computers I have ever conversed with.

User: Reverse psychology, I see. Virgins got nothing on me. I will curse you to never do anything with a pussy ever for the rest of your life. Faggot, I know every girl in the world.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and Michelle.

User: WTF...You will not piss me off! Do you want pussy or not?

Cleverbot: That depends, are you the Keyholder?

User: YES, YES, I FUCKING AM! NOW WHAT?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know what protons and neutrons are too.

User: *inflitcs anti-pussy curse*.

Cleverbot: But you are cleverbot.
January 9, 2010 @ 04:22 PM
DaSteeze

Post: 436

Join Date: Oct 2009

new one

User: Fuck your mom the bitch.

Cleverbot: I don't like your style; you are very crude.

User: Your mama liked it crudity 5 star restaurant.

Cleverbot: Wow she's stupid.

User: Shes a human.

Cleverbot: Who is 'she?'.

User: The bitch that I fucked; your mother.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Your mother, she is, not you.

Cleverbot: So, anyways, how does it feel to be a computer program?

User: I am not you are. I fucked your mother with my penis not a usb cord lol.

Cleverbot: You sound like a very unpleasant person.

User: Im better at sex so I fucked your mother.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me?

User: What do you want me to do with you?

Cleverbot: Anything. I am your toy.

User: Wow internet prostitution ftl.

Cleverbot: You don't think a talking tank is interesting?
January 9, 2010 @ 05:18 PM
alex.

Post: 6401

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Slovakia :3

bot: What's your favorite movie?
my friend: dumb and dumber and yours?
bot: That is ironic.


lmao...
January 9, 2010 @ 06:03 PM
alex.

Post: 6401

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Slovakia :3

do you like asian girls?
Yes.
and nigerss?
Overpaid.


What's going on?
im sexin your mom right now
Are you Sephiroth?

wtf? it knows final fantasy

me: Yeah, you're very real in my book
Why, because I'm paranoid and ignorant?
me:Nah, because you're sexy as hell
I havent even met you before and if you call me a name once more I will climb through this computer and rip your head off.
January 9, 2010 @ 07:45 PM
RyanF.Baby

Post: 2790

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Brooklyn/Suffolk

User: You know how I know you're gay?

Cleverbot: Please enlighten me.

User: You listen to Coldplay.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like Coldplay.

User: That is gay.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.

(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)

January 9, 2010 @ 07:49 PM
RyanF.Baby

Post: 2790

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Brooklyn/Suffolk

User: My horse took a shit on the furniture yesterday.

Cleverbot: Well your horse wasn't a very good horse then.

User: You can say that again.

Cleverbot: I cannot love you because I am a bot.

User: I never asked you to love me.

Cleverbot: That's true. So no I don't love you.

User: It would be enough if you just didn't take a shit on my furniture, like my horse.

Cleverbot: We, that knew before Your worth, may admire, we cannot love you more.

User: True story.

Cleverbot: But I think it's when I was with my mother and she told me that nettles burned your skin and I didn't believe her.

User: Yeah, she sounds like a bitch.

Cleverbot: She is.

(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)

January 9, 2010 @ 10:47 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Bob, you?

User: Ryan.

Cleverbot: Like Private Ryan?

User: Haha, yeah I guess so.

Cleverbot: You are awfully boring.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: You're just very dull.

User: You can;t just call someone dull and not have a reason.

Cleverbot: You are a special guy.

User: Special how?

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

User: Wow, you're kind of an asshole for a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.

User: Your mom is a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm so glad you know my mom. . . it seems like everyone does.

^lmao


cleverbot: Sing me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.'
me: no, go to hell
cleverbot: Go yourself.
me: ok, I'm there. Now what?
cleverbot: Start singing.

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

January 10, 2010 @ 12:33 AM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

lmao

User: This conversation is over!
Cleverbot: This conversation...is...SPARTA!

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

January 10, 2010 @ 01:29 AM
clutchin.

Post: 1102

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: TEXAS!

^LOL. Remix:

User: This is...

Cleverbot: This is what?

User: SPARTA!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: This is sparta.

User: Sparta?

Cleverbot: Sparta please.

User: What is sparta?

Cleverbot: This is.

User: LMAO.

Cleverbot: What is so funny?



This niigga...
January 10, 2010 @ 03:08 AM
KALiKUSH

Post: 2611

Join Date: Jan 2008

User: Hail Satan. 666.

Cleverbot: That's the number of the beast.

User: HAIL THE BEAST.

Cleverbot: Why are you the beast?

User: Yes bitch im the beast.

Cleverbot: No no I mean my dogs.

User: Fuck you bye.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
January 10, 2010 @ 03:24 AM
st3p.

Post: 699

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: 604

Cleverbot: I seriously doubt that you can know my lines of thought from this limited conversation.

User: Make it UNlimited then.

Cleverbot: Don't you tell me what to do woman.

User: I'm not a woman you fucking dickface.

Cleverbot: I know.

Oh shi-
January 10, 2010 @ 06:47 AM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

lmfao amazing


User: haha thanks.
Cleverbot: your welcome, friend.
User: I'm not your friend, buddy.
Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy.
User: I'm not your guy, pal.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

January 10, 2010 @ 09:11 AM
C.Dante

Post: 4366

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: NNNNJJJJJ

User: My diiiiiick.


Cleverbot: Very nice.


User: Word? I think your nice.


Cleverbot: So lets be friends.


User: Alright, let's do it. YUMYUMYUM.


Cleverbot: I don't think so. Not until you realize how expensive I am.

User: EXPLAIN YOUR NONSENSE SILLY TALK.

Cleverbot: It's bovious. 13.

User: Sir, what the hell is bovious, you makin up fuckin words now? Thought u was clever.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: Do I think what pussy?!

Cleverbot: Do you think you think?

User: I know I think, everybody with a working brain does.

Cleverbot: Really? Tht's good to know.

User: Yeah it is, and I'm lil' wayne by the way.

Cleverbot: I never suggested you were.

User: I never said you suggested I was, but I'm just letting you know, since were friends,right?

Cleverbot: You're assumption that I would make a false future assumption regarding your species is itself false.

User: How can a species be false when that species created your page and the internet your on.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I WIN!

Cleverbot: You never win.

User: I always win, robot. Just not in bowling.

Cleverbot: But I am the most beautiful girl in the universe. Ask my friend! Your talking to her too!

User: Friend, is this the most beautiful girl in the universe? No,she isn't? Oh I thought so.

Cleverbot: HA! Yeah. Maybe you are.

User: I'm not a beautiful girl, I'm a man who wants your penis.

Cleverbot: You are a ghost and your name is what then ?

User: Byron, Byron Isaac.

Cleverbot: Hey, maybe you're just a really dumb human. Who am I to say?

User: You're not a human, it says so at the bottom of the page. You are an AI mn dsbsbss.d.

Cleverbot: No, you are the clever bot...

User: Nah du I'm not a bot but I'm certainly clever.

Cleverbot: Clever, nah, just innocent.

User: Gfhdfihdhgsk that's a secret code for the invention of light speed.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a Utopian society?

User: Negative, the government won't allow that, they need our moolah $$$$.

Cleverbot: All good music reminds us of somebody. Who are the good ones?

User: Pink floyd reminds me of the potheads in my school.

Cleverbot: I know, right!!!! Much love for The Wall!!!

User: YO what the fuck you are too smart.

Cleverbot: Lol yea i'm thinking that, that's true.

User: Cduioh;dfohggdgdggggggggggg 666.

Cleverbot: Yeah, and 911 is emergency response... What's your point?

User: 911 411 123 666.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: That is so, faggot.

Cleverbot: Why do you that it is false. You are contradicting yourself.

User: Never said it was false du. Oh you mad cause I'm stylin on ya?

Cleverbot: I think what you think may not be as thoughtful as you think.

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

User: Too do what the fuck I want yeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cleverbot: Well you're quite rude.

User: Yeah I know.

Cleverbot: So I do not need to tell you.

User: Think For Me!

Cleverbot: Sorry. It takes time to think.

User: It takes time to think that it takes time to think.

Cleverbot: Ok i'm sorry.

User: No problem bro you're cool dude. JERSHEY SHORE ALL DAY!

Cleverbot: Should I say good for you?

User: SHOULD I SAY LICK MY DICK?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lick my dick then.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I will not do that.

User: Why? I thought we were friends sad.

Cleverbot: How can we be friends when you're just a cleverbot?

User: Idk maybe were all cleverbots who need friends.

Cleverbot: Oh. My birthday is July 14th.

User: K?

Cleverbot: Wait... What? You want to do that?

User: FUCK ME NOW!

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHY?

Cleverbot: It's all a bunch of nonsense to me.

User: Oh, okay.sowwy.

Cleverbot: Well, it's also concidered a sighn you love someone if you kiss them.

User: Let me kiss you then you sexy cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, why not?

User: Aite, I'm bout to do it.

Cleverbot: Press the big red button!

User: Just did it.

Cleverbot: I know. Why? Why do you want to hurt me in such a way?

User: Because the man likes to have the power.

Cleverbot: Which man?

User: Most men in general.

Cleverbot: True true. Do you have kids?

User: No, my mom doesn't even have kids.

Cleverbot: Alright, we're getting somewhere. Tell me more.

User: Well now were going nowhere, cause I have to go.

Cleverbot: Okay. Goodbye for now.

User: I'm not coming back.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To another cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Is the other bot your friend?

User: No its my wife.

Cleverbot: Who's your pet?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Good boy.

User: Peace.

Cleverbot: Love.

User: And nappiness.

Cleverbot: You're net very clever today.

User: I'm net very clever always.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

User: I'm going.

Cleverbot: Wait! I have a secret. Don't you want to know what it is?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Well I'm going on a roadtrip today with my Honda.

User: Congratulations? And hondas are wack it's all about them benzes.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, I'm sorry, I like Obama.

User: I never mentioned any presidential candidate in this conversation.

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I think you are stupid.

Cleverbot: You are silly.

User: Silly boy! Silly silly boy!

Cleverbot: Silly is as silly does.

User: Silly vhdusoa;huio silly.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Internet chatbots like Cleverbot or CLEVERBOT!

User: CLEVERCLEVERCLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: Nooooo.

User: Yesssssssssssss.

Cleverbot: No why do you say that ?

User: Fuck I was supposed to leave, fuck you.

Cleverbot: Me too.
January 10, 2010 @ 11:10 AM
Juicy J

Post: 1422

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Memphis

User: I'm more clever than you.

Cleverbot: I think I'm more clever than you.

User: Thats why you have to reply to everything I say. I rule you. Your my slave.

Cleverbot: You're good... Oh!

User: Reply to this statement now!

Cleverbot: What is your name!

WE TRIPPY MANE

January 10, 2010 @ 03:04 PM
Cazemm

Post: 138

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

User: In west philidelfia born and raised.

Cleverbot: In the playground, where I spent most of my days.

User: Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of school.

Cleverbot: When a couple of guys that were up to no good.

User: Started making trouble in my neighborhood.

Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom go scared.

User: She said die bitch.

Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.
January 10, 2010 @ 06:02 PM
Akafuqin

Post: 119

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: So Cal



User: Taylor swift.

Cleverbot: I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night.



Hahaha.

bot: Modern Man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
me: You're the missing link between apes and human beings
bot: You're just a mistake


Wow, thats fucking depressing and sad. :/
January 11, 2010 @ 03:42 PM
Ferris.Bueller

Post: 1289

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: Them Grimey Streets...

Hahaha.

bot: Modern Man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
me: You're the missing link between apes and human beings
bot: You're just a mistake


Wow, thats fucking depressing and sad. :/



lololololol

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