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January 5, 2010 @ 01:24 AM
TwiggyDig

Post: 2405

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Bronx, New York / Lo...

good shit.

mylifeisaverage.com/
January 5, 2010 @ 01:29 AM
Kwesi

Post: 498

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Jersey

Later than an unwanted pregnancy
January 5, 2010 @ 01:55 AM
Rise

Post: 356

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: SEATTLE

I can never understand this website.
January 5, 2010 @ 01:26 PM
TheOne

Post: 2735

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Here

Fml is way better.
January 5, 2010 @ 01:29 PM
GOLDENi

Post: 4377

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Illinois

HAHAHA! First one I read cracked me up, lmfao.

Today, my dad went to get his Swine Flu shot. The nurse told him that his arm would be sore tomorrow. My dad was upset and asked worriedly "Will I be able to play the piano?" The nurse looked at him and assured him that he would be able too. My dad got excited and responded with "Really?! because I wasn't able to before." I love my dad. MLIA.
January 5, 2010 @ 01:46 PM
Skunk

Post: 202

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Brooklyn, New York C...

I have this app on my iphone.
January 5, 2010 @ 01:58 PM
Akafuqin

Post: 119

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: So Cal

Today, I walked into McDonalds and asked for a free happy meal,because happiness should be free. The employee laughed and handed me a happy meal with two toys. Automatic win. MLIA


bwhahahaaha
January 5, 2010 @ 02:00 PM
GOLDENi

Post: 4377

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Illinois

Haha omfg!!

today, my mom put a gingerbread man in my lunch with a frowning face. It's like she knew that i would bite it's head off first and make screaming sounds. I love my mom. Mlia
January 5, 2010 @ 04:10 PM
Auguste

Post: 1985

Join Date: Jun 2009

this one made me LOL

Today, I called pizza hut and said "Is this the Krusty Krab?" the man then proceeded to say "No this is Patrick." I have never gotten more excited in my life. MLIA

I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.

January 5, 2010 @ 04:29 PM
lolwut

Post: 257

Join Date: Feb 2009

lol tf is this shit

Today, I wore a dark hooded sweatshirt for the sole reason of sneaking peeks at my glow-in-the-dark shirt underneath. MLIA

Today, I was chewing on my pen. Part of it bent back, slapped me in the nose, bounced off the wall onto my desk, and into the trash can. I'm not sure whether to be upset that it hurt, or amazed at the skills it had. MLIA.
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