Overheard Hypebeast

December 10, 2009 @ 20:20:13 PM
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Funny things you've overheard people talking about.

Just today walking down the street:

guy 1: dude i think i have poison ivy or eczema on my balls..
guy 2: blank stare, starts laughing
guy 1: shut the fuck up, i know what youre thinking but I haven't had sex in two months..
December 10, 2009 @ 21:31:37 PM
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that reminds me of the time i was walking down the street and i overheard this:

guy 1: dude i think i have poison ivy or eczema on my balls..
guy 2: blank stare, starts laughing
guy 1: shut the fuck up, i know what youre thinking but I haven't had sex in two months..
December 10, 2009 @ 21:41:34 PM
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i can just tell this thread is going to fail

oh shit, stupid me
December 10, 2009 @ 21:41:36 PM
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Location: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
"Yo, check out that dude's wuhtaps."
December 10, 2009 @ 21:51:30 PM
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Location: Hypemore,Beastland
looks like someone reads the city's b newspaper lol.
drunk dude:hey lor mama! hey girlfriend! stop acting like you don't hear me, you need to holla at a real nicca like me.
girl:i'm not your girlfriend, real nicca lol? where the f*** are you from you lame?
drunk dude:im from misshatooshis bitch.
December 10, 2009 @ 22:15:02 PM
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that reminds me of the time i was walking down the street and i overheard this:

guy 1: dude i think i have poison ivy or eczema on my balls..
guy 2: blank stare, starts laughing
guy 1: shut the fuck up, i know what youre thinking but I haven't had sex in two months..


Wow, people still do this? Unoriginal bullshit is getting old my du...
December 10, 2009 @ 22:18:52 PM
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probably this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
December 10, 2009 @ 22:21:09 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
my du...


Wow, people still do this? Unoriginal bullshit is getting old my du...
December 10, 2009 @ 22:58:41 PM
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wouldve been better if spelled right
December 11, 2009 @ 08:46:53 AM
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Wow, people still do this? Unoriginal bullshit is getting old my du...


You're an idiot, go suck your dads dick son
December 11, 2009 @ 09:26:12 AM
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My dad once told me that if I wanted to use his time share in Cancun I had to suck his Dick...

Guess who was partyin it up wif friends in Cancun that summer?


My sister naaawwwwwmmmmmasssaaaaayyyyyiiiiiinnnnn?
December 11, 2009 @ 15:31:23 PM
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December 11, 2009 @ 17:04:51 PM
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Wow, people still do this? Unoriginal bullshit is getting old my du...


007 You got murked.
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