November 24, 2009 @ 07:54 PM

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Man marries a videogame
by Ben Silverman
Buzz up!
November 23 3:24 P.M.

I now pronounce you husband and what?!

In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus (you know, the really creepy one) liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real.

Apparently, a Japanese gamer known as 'Sal9000' was officially wed to Nene Anegasaki, one of the game's three virtual girlfriends, in what must have been the weirdest ceremony in the history of ceremonies. We can only assume that Ms. Pac-Man was the maid of honor.

While the two aren't planning a honeymoon -- after all, one of them is a VIDEO GAME -- they did hold a small 'reception' in Japan for friends, family and the media, indicating that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time. Check out this video recap by Boing Boing, complete with footage of the happy, er, couple:
November 24, 2009 @ 07:59 PM

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seen that on digg, next thing you know people are gonna be marrying the fire hydrants outside your houses
November 24, 2009 @ 08:01 PM

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LOL what a pimp pullin that fine virtual chick.
November 24, 2009 @ 08:10 PM

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Does he stick into the Nintendo DS or something ?
November 24, 2009 @ 08:12 PM

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dope pick up
November 24, 2009 @ 11:23 PM

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[INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][indent] fucking asians![/indent]
November 24, 2009 @ 11:25 PM

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Location: sacramento, ca

November 24, 2009 @ 11:32 PM

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Asians come up with the MOST advanced technology to do the STUPIDEST shit. Fuck.
November 24, 2009 @ 11:33 PM

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[11-24-2009 11:16 PM] SubP: hi mah name is ian, i think i am a pretty cool boy/guy, but people do not see it yet, i bought new clothes related to staying fit slim shit that directly and indirectly related to my fixie lifestyle, whenever i see subprime in the shoutbox i get real angry, and i want to tell him off, i want attention, it's about me, this is the only form of communication i really have with people and he's stealing it away from me, also, i am kinda shy in high school because i am afraid to really say what i really want to say because i think people are always judging me, but i think i am sorta cool because i ridie a fixie bike, this signifies that i am down with a more underground and hip lifestyle, i wear slim shit and that compliments my image, my new image that i developed the summer of 2009
November 24, 2009 @ 11:47 PM

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i swear to god i read somewhere that this woman was in love with a rollercoaster, magic carpet or some amusement park ride. And not in love as in riding that shit, in love as in marry me be my husband type love.
November 25, 2009 @ 03:23 AM

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lol @ &y

Anyways if I were to marry a video game it would probably be KOTOR or Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of time.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

November 25, 2009 @ 04:46 AM
Denny Crane

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I remember 5 or so years ago a Chinese guy married a Barbie doll - that was pretty damn weird too.
November 25, 2009 @ 07:38 AM

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I wonder if he will divorce it if I cum on his DSI.
November 25, 2009 @ 07:45 AM

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Does he stick into the Nintendo DS or something ?

Yeah, instead of that stick that comes with the ds he uses his penis ( he's asian so it's like the same size so yeah )

I'd marry Tifa or Aeris from FFVII if i could (:
November 25, 2009 @ 09:12 AM

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lol, i saw this on gizmodo, i didnt beleive it though.
November 25, 2009 @ 11:38 AM

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and they say gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of marriage


Melo Gang All Day

November 25, 2009 @ 11:52 AM


Why isn't this guys friends/family trying to get him into counseling?

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