Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

Mar 05, 2012 @ 03:13
jacking off made your dick smaller
Mar 05, 2012 @ 06:39
I believed Mountain Dew would make your penis smaller.... I still never have dranked MD... and I still believe in el chupacabra... that fucker will drain your blood and leave no trace... he a killuh

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

Mar 05, 2012 @ 06:44
The when you bought some breast for Popeyes you had to ask them to take the nipples off.
Mar 05, 2012 @ 07:01
I thought the WWF was real, til a hating ass faggot told me it's scripted and there's even a website telling you who will win.

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

Mar 05, 2012 @ 07:07
girls dont grow pubes
africa is a country
band-aids made shit not hurt even if it wasnt bleeding
Mar 05, 2012 @ 07:09
Originally posted by Inactive User
black bitches breast milk was chocolate milk


this.
Mar 05, 2012 @ 12:44
that spanking my monkey was blasphemous. Tried to stop for 2 weeks...fuck that shit
Mar 05, 2012 @ 18:17
That getting new shoes meant you would be able to run faster because of The Sandlot, so when ever we got home from shoe shopping I would put my shoes on and take a full sprint up our street and back.

That if you shaved, facial hair would magically appear on your face.

That if you had a $100 bill, you were rich.
Mar 05, 2012 @ 19:00
People in elemantery always said the school was built on top of a cemetery. Then other schools told me the same & I knew there couldn't be that many cemeteries.
Mar 05, 2012 @ 21:49
My brother and his friends used to scare the living crap outta me about the Boogey Man wanting to eat me up every night. They went as far as carrying me to the balcony to meet him.. Traumatized for years

Good Vibes Only..

Mar 06, 2012 @ 01:05
People in elemantery always said the school was built on top of a cemetery. Then other schools told me the same & I knew there couldn't be that many cemeteries.


yeah there is a rumor that my school is built on a missile silo or some shit

fake

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Mar 06, 2012 @ 01:13
i thought girls pissed out of their ass.


lol'd
Mar 06, 2012 @ 01:20
Thought back in my parents days the world was black and white, and briefly thought girls pee from their butthole

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Mar 06, 2012 @ 01:35
i believed in god.. LOL

.

Mar 06, 2012 @ 02:01
I believed I could swallow my self up feet first and disappear into my own dimension. That idea was influenced by Blue's Clues, sigh.
Mar 06, 2012 @ 04:58
That whenever I lost something, a magician used it for a magic trick and when I found it he was done with the trick

The magician still got my father doe smh


smh

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Mar 06, 2012 @ 05:17
The American Dream.
Mar 06, 2012 @ 09:18
gone              

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Mar 07, 2012 @ 17:41
I believed chocolate milk came from brown cows
Mar 07, 2012 @ 18:02
..I used to believe that..if I tried hard enough I could shoot a ki blast out of my hand.

"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."

Mar 07, 2012 @ 19:39
- if you kept making an ugly or weird face it might get stuck like that and youd be ugly forever

- my turtle ran away -__-

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Mar 07, 2012 @ 23:15
..I used to believe that..if I tried hard enough I could shoot a ki blast out of my hand.
Mar 07, 2012 @ 23:17
That college education + money = happy
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