Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

December 11, 2011 @ 21:04:55
I used to think "happy holidays" meant happy thanksgiving and merry christmas because I didn't know jews and muslims existed.
December 11, 2011 @ 23:33:50
that if you took a shit on a plane and flushed the toilet it would suck you in and release you out of the plane
December 12, 2011 @ 17:12:05
black people were made out of chocolate
December 12, 2011 @ 17:49:06
Boys and girls had dicks.
white peoples shit was white.
white dogs had white shit.
the first time I seen a woman naked was my aunt and she had pubic hair, so I was double confused. I thought she had a disease or some shit.
December 13, 2011 @ 11:08:03
idk if there are food lion grocery stores where you guys live but my parents used to tell me that there was a lion that lived behind the store. it always freaked me out when we would go there or drive by. its crazy how parents tell kids stupid shit like that without realizing that we actually believe it for years. cant think of anymore but this is a dope thread.
December 13, 2011 @ 16:18:43


every other religion besides christianity wuz wrong
my mom had eyes in the back of her head
when i grew up i wuz always gonna be in a bad mood ilk my grandpa
that my imaginary friend wuz real
back in 2nd grade my friend hunter told me that hotdogs came from wiener dog's penis's so for ilk 2 weeks straight every time we had hotdogs at skool i wud give em to someone else
o yea and i also believed that chocolate milk came from brown cows

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December 13, 2011 @ 16:46:54
that if i step on a crack ill break my mothers back
March 04, 2012 @ 23:05:27
That whenever I lost something, a magician used it for a magic trick and when I found it he was done with the trick
March 05, 2012 @ 02:43:20
When I had a boner, that meant I had to pee.

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March 05, 2012 @ 02:59:54
Santa Claus
Everyone is trustworthy
There was a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
All dogs were boys
You'd be able to reach China if you dug in the ground far enough
March 05, 2012 @ 03:08:28
i thought girls pissed out of their ass.

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March 05, 2012 @ 03:13:40
jacking off made your dick smaller
March 05, 2012 @ 06:39:14
I believed Mountain Dew would make your penis smaller.... I still never have dranked MD... and I still believe in el chupacabra... that fucker will drain your blood and leave no trace... he a killuh

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

March 05, 2012 @ 06:44:27
The when you bought some breast for Popeyes you had to ask them to take the nipples off.
March 05, 2012 @ 07:01:58
I thought the WWF was real, til a hating ass faggot told me it's scripted and there's even a website telling you who will win.

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

March 05, 2012 @ 07:07:39
girls dont grow pubes
africa is a country
band-aids made shit not hurt even if it wasnt bleeding
March 05, 2012 @ 07:09:51
Originally posted by Inactive User
black bitches breast milk was chocolate milk


this.
March 05, 2012 @ 12:44:49
that spanking my monkey was blasphemous. Tried to stop for 2 weeks...fuck that shit
March 05, 2012 @ 18:17:41
That getting new shoes meant you would be able to run faster because of The Sandlot, so when ever we got home from shoe shopping I would put my shoes on and take a full sprint up our street and back.

That if you shaved, facial hair would magically appear on your face.

That if you had a $100 bill, you were rich.
March 05, 2012 @ 19:00:51
People in elemantery always said the school was built on top of a cemetery. Then other schools told me the same & I knew there couldn't be that many cemeteries.
March 05, 2012 @ 21:49:52
My brother and his friends used to scare the living crap outta me about the Boogey Man wanting to eat me up every night. They went as far as carrying me to the balcony to meet him.. Traumatized for years

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March 06, 2012 @ 01:05:18
People in elemantery always said the school was built on top of a cemetery. Then other schools told me the same & I knew there couldn't be that many cemeteries.


yeah there is a rumor that my school is built on a missile silo or some shit

fake
March 06, 2012 @ 01:13:09
i thought girls pissed out of their ass.


lol'd
March 06, 2012 @ 01:20:37
Thought back in my parents days the world was black and white, and briefly thought girls pee from their butthole

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March 06, 2012 @ 01:35:24
i believed in god.. LOL

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March 06, 2012 @ 02:01:31
I believed I could swallow my self up feet first and disappear into my own dimension. That idea was influenced by Blue's Clues, sigh.
March 06, 2012 @ 04:58:45
That whenever I lost something, a magician used it for a magic trick and when I found it he was done with the trick

The magician still got my father doe smh


smh
March 06, 2012 @ 05:17:06
The American Dream.
March 06, 2012 @ 09:18:57
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March 07, 2012 @ 17:41:12
I believed chocolate milk came from brown cows
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