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December 6, 2011 @ 10:11 PM
Blunted at birth.

Post: 94

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Greater Los Angeles

That the government helped people and was good.
December 6, 2011 @ 10:28 PM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

I remember when I was like 6 I had a frozen bottle of water. My cousin told me that if I held it under the pipe, the water would seep through the plastic and melt the ice quicker.
December 7, 2011 @ 12:03 AM
ANTHONEEE

Post: 813

Join Date: Aug 2009

same but with Bloody Mary


idk about you, but i still refuse to do this.


word me too, i would still never do that shit

http://anthonywho.com

December 7, 2011 @ 12:08 AM
yobosayo

Post: 91

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: haiti

I thought when you pressed the buttons on street corners to cross the street it turned cars off so you could walk.

LOL'D
December 7, 2011 @ 12:10 AM
yobosayo

Post: 91

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: haiti

i thought my toys came alive when i wasnt in my room

^Holy fuck i thought i was the only one
December 7, 2011 @ 12:40 AM
xVILLN

Post: 6305

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: LA

that pressing these little buttons somehow made the drink taste better

i thought that if you seriously prayed for something, then you will get it.

I thought girls had weiners


These had me dying.
I also believed that every single insect was poisonous so i was always afraid of them

I used to be afraid of Thomas the train because his,and his other train friends faces creeped me out

I used to think that my action figures would have battles while i was sleeping

I used to believe that the pokemon trading card game only consisted of trading cards with your friends.we would go around the playground just trying to trade cards with other kids to get the ones we thought were cooler looking.we also used to throw away the energy cards lol

I used to believe that whenever a kid got lice,they were in the hospital,because the school would send out a yellow notice to give to our parents and the lice kid would be out for a few days

I used to think that fridays were the worlds favorite day everywhere, like a holiday or some shit.

http://illestxvillian.tumblr.com/

December 7, 2011 @ 12:50 AM
nico

Post: 336

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: SEA / SD

that cars wouldn't run if the doors were open.
December 7, 2011 @ 12:51 AM
Third Eye Jedi

Post: 1296

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: N/A

black bitches breast milk was chocolate milk
asian bitches had a horizontal pussy
all porto ricans were gay
December 7, 2011 @ 01:02 AM
xVILLN

Post: 6305

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: LA

Porto Rican.

http://illestxvillian.tumblr.com/

December 7, 2011 @ 01:05 AM
wowdameluns

Post: 62

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Amistad


I used to be afraid of Thomas the train because his,and his other train friends faces creeped me out


word to mother

halfamilforbailcuzimafrican

December 7, 2011 @ 01:07 AM
RelaxRelapse

Post: 165

Join Date: Sep 2010

My Grandpa glued Bananas on an Apple tree after I made a wish that it would happen. I honestly believed they grew on the tree overnight until I was in Jr. High.
December 7, 2011 @ 01:28 AM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

black bitches breast milk was chocolate milk

dead
December 7, 2011 @ 02:40 AM
kng_vln

Post: 426

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: 415

i thought that every guy eventually had to pay for girls when they go on dates. boy was i wrong cool


cheers to that
December 7, 2011 @ 05:37 AM
Bet

Post: 2280

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: California

The car knew where ever we were going because of the blinkers
December 7, 2011 @ 05:40 AM
AG23

Post: 206

Join Date: Jul 2010

That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. sad


real talk I tried my girls mcflurry for the first time yesterday and I tried to drink out of that shit....my girl was just like

December 7, 2011 @ 09:58 AM
Ceekay

Post: 182

Join Date: Jun 2011

black bitches breast milk was chocolate milk
asian bitches had a horizontal pussy
all porto ricans were gay


Dat chocolate milk mmm...
Dat horizontal pussy mmm...
Dat Porto Rican mmm...
December 10, 2011 @ 08:05 AM
brannen

Post: 1685

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Los Angeles

used to think niggers weren't human. they legit look like monkeys
December 10, 2011 @ 08:49 PM
travish

Post: 121

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

That moss on tree's, meant that the tree had cancer
That middle earth existed, every night before bed I would look in the mirror, and watch myself put on imaginary armor to prepare for a battle with orcs.

premes.tumblr.com // instagram: travisfuckinghall - VanCity

December 10, 2011 @ 11:12 PM
adoboFosho

Post: 2994

Join Date: Apr 2007

i thought santa was real

till i took an arrow to the knee

http://www.ebay.com/usr/adobo_fosho... selling black/white flyknits... look like yeezy!!!

December 11, 2011 @ 11:16 AM
goldANDsacks

Post: 3189

Join Date: Jul 2009

when i was a kid, i used to believe that if you worked hard and stuck to something without giving up, you could achieve whatever you wanted. what a fool i was.
December 11, 2011 @ 05:32 PM
KoreanJesus

Post: 1441

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: $NYC$

when i was a kid, i used to believe that if you worked hard and stuck to something without giving up, you could achieve whatever you wanted. what a fool i was.


truth
the cake is really a lie
December 11, 2011 @ 06:31 PM

Inactive

fanta was orange juice
December 11, 2011 @ 09:04 PM
Beach2theBay

Post: 3387

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

I used to think "happy holidays" meant happy thanksgiving and merry christmas because I didn't know jews and muslims existed.
December 11, 2011 @ 11:33 PM
lyve

Post: 935

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

that if you took a shit on a plane and flushed the toilet it would suck you in and release you out of the plane
December 12, 2011 @ 05:12 PM
bapa

Post: 1425

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: cuse

black people were made out of chocolate
December 12, 2011 @ 05:49 PM
Kzoh

Post: 2014

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: 337

Boys and girls had dicks.
white peoples shit was white.
white dogs had white shit.
the first time I seen a woman naked was my aunt and she had pubic hair, so I was double confused. I thought she had a disease or some shit.
December 13, 2011 @ 11:08 AM
__Nicholas

Post: 315

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Oakland

idk if there are food lion grocery stores where you guys live but my parents used to tell me that there was a lion that lived behind the store. it always freaked me out when we would go there or drive by. its crazy how parents tell kids stupid shit like that without realizing that we actually believe it for years. cant think of anymore but this is a dope thread.
December 13, 2011 @ 04:18 PM
wollyhood826

Post: 119

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada



every other religion besides christianity wuz wrong
my mom had eyes in the back of her head
when i grew up i wuz always gonna be in a bad mood ilk my grandpa
that my imaginary friend wuz real
back in 2nd grade my friend hunter told me that hotdogs came from wiener dog's penis's so for ilk 2 weeks straight every time we had hotdogs at skool i wud give em to someone else
o yea and i also believed that chocolate milk came from brown cows

"Doorknobs don't kill people, I kill people."

December 13, 2011 @ 04:46 PM
tsaeb

Post: 174

Join Date: Oct 2010

that if i step on a crack ill break my mothers back
March 4, 2012 @ 11:05 PM
Saro

Post: 359

Join Date: May 2011

That whenever I lost something, a magician used it for a magic trick and when I found it he was done with the trick

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