September 4, 2011 @ 06:21 AM
DCLXVI

Post: 213

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Luxembourg

That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. sad


Oh man it isn't?? I thought you had to use it to drink the melted ice cream...
September 4, 2011 @ 06:32 AM
-alex

Post: 968

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Mexico

sex is wack without love
September 4, 2011 @ 09:30 AM
Eperviers

Post: 378

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: Chicago


I thought Harry Potter was non-fiction and convinced myself I was gunna get that letter on my birthday

this.
September 4, 2011 @ 09:56 AM
cuh

Post: 537

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Scrillville, CA

my parents use to tell me to stay away from indians or else theyll stuff me in their turbans
September 4, 2011 @ 10:15 AM
highvision108

Post: 124

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: Paris, France

my parents use to tell me to stay away from indians or else theyll stuff me in their turbans


Das racist.
September 4, 2011 @ 10:16 AM
th3kid

Post: 1032

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: The First Circle.

I thought girls never farted or took shxts and only peed


i thought actors really got shot in movies
i thought my toys came alive when i wasnt in my room


One day in class I was like "How is he aive? He died in The Matrix" Kids were like confused

i used to believe wrestling was real


That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. sad


every manhole cover is a doorway into the teenage mutant ninja turtles base

if it looks/coloured orange, it tastes like orange.

tv hosts actually can see you through the screen and follow you around with their gaze
September 4, 2011 @ 10:47 AM
bonemarrow

Post: 2309

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: eastcoast

that if you ate seeds a full plant would grow inside you like that rugrats episode
that cartoon network would really show ONLY cartoons until the end of time
Bet was ran by all black people


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http://www.last.fm/user/basedvern

September 4, 2011 @ 10:50 AM
SimplyJon

Post: 119

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Orlando, Fl

That tmac and allen iverson would have rings by now.
September 4, 2011 @ 01:43 PM
jaythestar

Post: 1119

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: NYC born, Yonkers Br...

did anyone elses parents do "the list"... as a lil kid u know id be asking for like everything for my birthday, so every time i said i wanted something theyd go "well put it on the list"...there was no list


I tell my 5 year old daughter that...and she always asks, "daddy, do you still have the list?"

I used to believe that white people ate steak and potatoes for dinner every night...until I met some white people.

I remember watching this George Carlin standup back in the day where he said something along the lines of on the 100th time you masturbate, your dick would stop working or something like that. I tried to keep count, but I ended up forgetting and was scared to death about when that 100th time would come around.
September 4, 2011 @ 01:45 PM
DarianaGrande

Post: 3741

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Los Angeles

used to think i could jack off with a limp penis and it didnt have to be hard

fucking wasted so much time


.

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

September 4, 2011 @ 01:47 PM
Ace.

Post: 1602

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: └A

That the Sun/Moon would follow us in the car.
September 4, 2011 @ 02:14 PM
Bubbs619

Post: 2842

Join Date: Jan 2010

sex is wack without love


September 4, 2011 @ 02:15 PM
zzzboy

Post: 2326

Join Date: Apr 2008

i thought that if you seriously prayed for something, then you will get it.

i prayed for Killer Instinct on SNES but never got it =(
December 5, 2011 @ 07:56 PM
GENERAL DISARRAY

Post: 696

Join Date: Apr 2010

my parents use to tell me to stay away from indians or else theyll stuff me in their turbans


*dead*

and bump lmao
December 5, 2011 @ 07:57 PM
Beach2theBay

Post: 3392

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

Everyone that wasn't black was white and evil.

Drinking pepsi or cocoa cola made your skin dark and drinking sprite could turn you light skinned,

If you licked your lips a lot they would get bigger.

My cousins who lived in the hood use to tell me all kinds of crazy shit.
December 5, 2011 @ 08:00 PM
PKdaGod

Post: 2425

Join Date: May 2011

Location: #OYYOY

that pinoys were actually good people who didn't need to be exterminated
December 5, 2011 @ 08:31 PM
lyve

Post: 938

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. sad
December 5, 2011 @ 08:41 PM
wowdameluns

Post: 62

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Amistad

My cousins once told me to get 360 waves i had to stand under this special tree across the street. Stood under that bitch for like 3 mins.

halfamilforbailcuzimafrican

December 5, 2011 @ 08:48 PM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.


this had me rolling

drinking mountain dew made your balls shrink
bloody marry
eating watermelon seeds would cause a plant to grow inside me
i wish i could remember some more, good bump
December 5, 2011 @ 08:58 PM
joshsbeezy

Post: 329

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Georgia

That tmac and allen iverson would have rings by now.


Damn, i always thought that 2!
December 5, 2011 @ 09:17 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2187

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Up in the skys

I believed in doing naurto jutsu's and blowing fire and running like nauruto made me faster (i was still the fastest kid at recess running like that and kids were hateing on me) Good days.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

December 5, 2011 @ 09:56 PM
ToyotaGuy

Post: 2271

Join Date: May 2009

Location: Coyutla, Mexico

that my dick would get bigger sad
December 5, 2011 @ 10:04 PM
Lukulele

Post: 105

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: hawaii

The Chargers making it to another Super Bowl

stay pau

December 5, 2011 @ 10:04 PM
Kevin Ma

suspended

Post: 772

Join Date: Feb 2007

that my big would get bigger sad


wut
December 6, 2011 @ 07:52 AM
november

Post: 40

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

every time i got on my cousin's nerve, she would pick up the phone and say she would dial 666 for the devil if i don't behave

another thing she would do is draw a star in a circle on the carpet in attempt to contact hell or whatever

also told me she was a witch, which i believed for years
December 6, 2011 @ 04:31 PM
GENERAL DISARRAY

Post: 696

Join Date: Apr 2010

am i the only one that still wont even mutter the words 'bloody mary' near a mirror lol
December 6, 2011 @ 05:10 PM
joshsbeezy

Post: 329

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Georgia

am i the only one that still wont even mutter the words 'bloody mary' near a mirror lol

December 6, 2011 @ 05:17 PM
Aceiz2fresh

Post: 799

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: CaLi

rofl^ same.
December 6, 2011 @ 10:05 PM
QuailMan

Post: 293

Join Date: Jul 2007

that good was always a good thing

http://yellow-stuff.com/ nigger

December 6, 2011 @ 10:07 PM
jaded

moderator

Post: 8033

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: ಠ______ಠ

that c-styles could flow

i'm the best mayne, i deed it


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