Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

September 04, 2011 @ 02:00:27
that pressing these little buttons somehow made the drink taste better

September 04, 2011 @ 02:10:06
that if you ate seeds a full plant would grow inside you like that rugrats episode
beetles fly in your stomach and out through your mouth
that cartoon network would really show ONLY cartoons until the end of time
Bet was ran by all black people
Jerry Springer show was real
September 04, 2011 @ 02:17:16
every hole in wall moldings has a mouse in it

every manhole cover is a doorway into the teenage mutant ninja turtles base

if it looks/coloured orange, it tastes like orange.

tv hosts actually can see you through the screen and follow you around with their gaze

and when i was mad young, there was a whole nother world inside the tv
September 04, 2011 @ 02:20:04
used to think i could jack off with a limp penis and it didnt have to be hard

fucking wasted so much time

#pedogangweindis

September 04, 2011 @ 02:44:00
That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. smh
September 04, 2011 @ 06:21:47
That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. smh


Oh man it isn't?? I thought you had to use it to drink the melted ice cream...
September 04, 2011 @ 06:32:20
sex is wack without love
September 04, 2011 @ 09:30:26
I thought Harry Potter was non-fiction and convinced myself I was gunna get that letter on my birthday

this.
September 04, 2011 @ 09:56:51
my parents use to tell me to stay away from indians or else theyll stuff me in their turbans
September 04, 2011 @ 10:15:26
my parents use to tell me to stay away from indians or else theyll stuff me in their turbans


Das racist.
September 04, 2011 @ 10:16:53
Originally posted by Inactive User
I thought girls never farted or took shxts and only peed


i thought actors really got shot in movies
i thought my toys came alive when i wasnt in my room


One day in class I was like "How is he aive? He died in The Matrix" Kids were like ?)

i used to believe wrestling was real


That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. smh


every manhole cover is a doorway into the teenage mutant ninja turtles base

if it looks/coloured orange, it tastes like orange.

tv hosts actually can see you through the screen and follow you around with their gaze
September 04, 2011 @ 10:47:26
Originally posted by Inactive User
that if you ate seeds a full plant would grow inside you like that rugrats episode
that cartoon network would really show ONLY cartoons until the end of time
Bet was ran by all black people


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September 04, 2011 @ 10:50:49
That tmac and allen iverson would have rings by now.
September 04, 2011 @ 13:43:49
did anyone elses parents do "the list"... as a lil kid u know id be asking for like everything for my birthday, so every time i said i wanted something theyd go "well put it on the list"...there was no list


I tell my 5 year old daughter that...and she always asks, "daddy, do you still have the list?"

I used to believe that white people ate steak and potatoes for dinner every night...until I met some white people.

I remember watching this George Carlin standup back in the day where he said something along the lines of on the 100th time you masturbate, your dick would stop working or something like that. I tried to keep count, but I ended up forgetting and was scared to death about when that 100th time would come around.
September 04, 2011 @ 13:45:52
used to think i could jack off with a limp penis and it didnt have to be hard

fucking wasted so much time


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September 04, 2011 @ 13:47:06
That the Sun/Moon would follow us in the car.
September 04, 2011 @ 14:14:35
sex is wack without love


September 04, 2011 @ 14:15:50
i thought that if you seriously prayed for something, then you will get it.

i prayed for Killer Instinct on SNES but never got it =(
December 05, 2011 @ 19:56:15
my parents use to tell me to stay away from indians or else theyll stuff me in their turbans


*dead*

and bump lmao
December 05, 2011 @ 19:57:52
Everyone that wasn't black was white and evil.

Drinking pepsi or cocoa cola made your skin dark and drinking sprite could turn you light skinned,

If you licked your lips a lot they would get bigger.

My cousins who lived in the hood use to tell me all kinds of crazy shit.
December 05, 2011 @ 20:00:34
that pinoys were actually good people who didn't need to be exterminated
December 05, 2011 @ 20:31:25
That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. smh
December 05, 2011 @ 20:41:04
My cousins once told me to get 360 waves i had to stand under this special tree across the street. Stood under that bitch for like 3 mins.

halfamilforbailcuzimafrican

December 05, 2011 @ 20:48:33
I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.


this had me rolling

drinking mountain dew made your balls shrink
bloody marry
eating watermelon seeds would cause a plant to grow inside me
i wish i could remember some more, good bump
December 05, 2011 @ 20:58:06
That tmac and allen iverson would have rings by now.


Damn, i always thought that 2!
December 05, 2011 @ 21:17:21
I believed in doing naurto jutsu's and blowing fire and running like nauruto made me faster (i was still the fastest kid at recess running like that and kids were hateing on me) Good days.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

December 05, 2011 @ 21:56:22
that my dick would get bigger smh
December 05, 2011 @ 22:04:05
The Chargers making it to another Super Bowl

stay pau

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December 06, 2011 @ 07:52:48
every time i got on my cousin's nerve, she would pick up the phone and say she would dial 666 for the devil if i don't behave

another thing she would do is draw a star in a circle on the carpet in attempt to contact hell or whatever

also told me she was a witch, which i believed for years
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