Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

August 17, 2011 @ 13:35:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: SD \\ CHI
i lol'd so hard.

I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.

unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
August 17, 2011 @ 13:47:37 PM
Post: 1741
Join Date: May 2010
Location: SoCal
I was convinced that the ATM gave away free money
I thought BEVmo was just a unique beverage store
I thought all mexicans were inherently dumb #innocence
I thought Harry Potter was non-fiction and convinced myself I was gunna get that letter on my birthday
I legit thought cooties was a real disease that had to be diagnosed and shit
I thought that everyone's parents were supposed to be seperated
I thought a climax was just a boner, and that peeing standing up was impossible

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

August 17, 2011 @ 13:48:40 PM
Post: 812
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Bay Area, CA
i used to believe that everyone else were robots and that i was the only living soul on earth
August 17, 2011 @ 13:52:16 PM
Post: 787
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Amsterdam
Lol @ Infamous
August 17, 2011 @ 13:53:06 PM
Post: 3210
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: 510
that mexicans enjoyed pruning gardens
August 17, 2011 @ 13:53:28 PM
Post: 2714
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Oregon.
god and santa
August 17, 2011 @ 13:58:45 PM
Post: 2341
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: SD \\ CHI
i used to believe that everyone else was robots and that i was the only living soul on earth


same but everyone was monsters
August 17, 2011 @ 13:59:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2011
That Texaco was a country.
August 17, 2011 @ 14:09:08 PM
Post: 602
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: America
boogeyman..........

do u view me? do u see my maneuvers?

August 17, 2011 @ 14:39:44 PM
Post: 482
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Seattle
I remember arguing with my dad that motorcycles were faster than cars.

The first time I "jacked off" I thought I had cum/orgasmed when the precum started coming out
August 17, 2011 @ 15:00:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Supreme
August 17, 2011 @ 15:37:13 PM
Post: 4467
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: on the interwebz
Candy Man in the mirror 5x


i lol'd so hard.

I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.

unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
August 26, 2011 @ 06:02:36 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
I thought girls had weiners
August 26, 2011 @ 06:25:52 AM
Post: 5271
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Adverse City.
The first day I was actually aware that I was living and conscious (I was about three or four), I woke up, looked at my wrists, saw my veins, thought they were lines left from blue Crayola markers, screamed, and tried washing them off at the sink.
August 26, 2011 @ 06:46:25 AM
Post: 3949
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: 904
when i was a kid i used to believe that having all the "right" clothes would make you cool. i thought that if only i had all polo and tommy everything insted of shit from jc pennys, that girls would like me. or, if i had those jordans insted of last years cheapo nikes from the champs outlet, i would be cool.
August 26, 2011 @ 07:40:56 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: eastcoast
i used to think i culd go super saiyan id ber in my room screamin and shit


this
August 26, 2011 @ 07:53:02 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Casket
That my parents would be dead by the time I turned 20.
They're still around.
August 26, 2011 @ 07:56:35 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: 904
i used to think 30 was old.
September 03, 2011 @ 22:46:33 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
God.
September 03, 2011 @ 22:53:54 PM
Post: 1046
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: San Antonio
The sun was the moon on fire and at night it would burn out then catch back on fire

FPM - MUCKFATH

September 03, 2011 @ 23:00:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.


lmaoooooo
September 03, 2011 @ 23:08:16 PM
Post: 1116
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Bay Area
I used to think ppl made babies by kissing.

THIS CANDYLAND NIGGA

September 03, 2011 @ 23:11:58 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
i thought you can pee and poo from yo bootyhole
September 03, 2011 @ 23:15:55 PM
Post: 196
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: San Antonio, TX, USA

instagram - @nickcfh

September 03, 2011 @ 23:18:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
i used to think belived was spelled believed lol
September 03, 2011 @ 23:25:55 PM
Post: 2933
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: LeBroward County, Florida
that giraffes were called blankets

\X/

September 04, 2011 @ 00:46:03 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
i always knew smoking was bad for you but i thought it burns your insides and thats why you blow out smoke

#pedogangweindis

September 04, 2011 @ 01:10:19 AM
Post: 2949
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Isolation
I used to think Stone Colds name was pronounced Stone Cold Stee Boston


Dead

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

September 04, 2011 @ 01:21:53 AM
Post: 1095
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Vista, CA
This thread has me fucking dying

I used to excited as fuck to be an adult and have Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny's phone numbers...

I used to think that as soon as a girl touched your junk it instantly felt good, and that you have to pee in a girls butt to get her pregnant and also that my genitals (dick and balls) were just called balls

"leather jackets and bape shark hoodies, its a struggle but we make it work"

September 04, 2011 @ 01:36:43 AM
Post: 6112
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Lurking
Girls peed out their butts

Bloody Mary

Wrestling was Real as fuck

Dinosaur's were alive somewhere on the planet

Chucky Dolls really woke up at night*my cousin had one and it creeped the FUCK out of us)
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