Candy Man in the mirror 5x
i lol'd so hard.
I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.
unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.
Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this