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October 3, 2010 @ 04:20 PM
Oh Shit Ninjas! MILK, RUN!!!

Post: 749

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: If Madonna Calls...I...

catholicism sad


also thought that if u wanted a baby you had to pray for one and then it would just magically appear in your belly sad



edit: i thought that hanging a rosary on my wall over my bed and one around my neck would protect me from freddie krueger popping out of the wall, like kicking the plaster down and shit and raping me awake while my brother slept soundly while i screamed, completely unaware of my cries for help lol

i wish i could say i just that made up but i cant sad
October 3, 2010 @ 04:23 PM
ak

Post: 1359

Join Date: Apr 2008

my mom told me not to eat while laying down cause it would turn me into a crocodile. luls

also i thought life back in the 50's and stuff was actually in black n white.
October 3, 2010 @ 05:49 PM
sjem

Post: 2661

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: England

I used to think paradise was an actual place, like its own country or something.
October 6, 2010 @ 04:22 AM
L1th1um

Post: 25

Join Date: Aug 2010

my mom told me the more i picked my nose the bigger my nose would get.

i knew it wasnt true a few years later when my nose was NOT the size of a football field.
October 6, 2010 @ 11:48 AM
Beach2theBay

Post: 3367

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

I used to think "pimp" meant gay. I don't know why. In like 2nd grade my friend and I used to call this kid a pimp because he acted girly. We didn't know what gay was or the word faggot but we knew he was different and that's the word we chose to call him. Later I heard Snoop Dogg call himself a pimp and I was like "he can't be a pimp. he's cool."
October 6, 2010 @ 02:35 PM
bronze

Post: 845

Join Date: Aug 2010

Lol i thought cars could predict where you were gonna turn cause of the signals
October 6, 2010 @ 03:23 PM
HELLA.

Post: 843

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: where we say hella.

Since i have a pellet stove, i used to beleive Santa clause came in thru my front door.
October 6, 2010 @ 03:46 PM
ichigo81

Post: 2814

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: between the bay and...

all cops are ur friends and that abrahamn lincoln set the slaves free and columbus discovered americarazz
October 6, 2010 @ 03:53 PM
Dental Plan

Post: 1538

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: La Dolce Vita

Lol i thought cars could predict where you were gonna turn cause of the signals


lol i used to think this too
October 6, 2010 @ 03:54 PM
SantaDuJuan

Post: 740

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Brooklyn

When I was reaaally young I used to think sex was a new invention. I'm not sure how I thought babies came about.
October 6, 2010 @ 04:37 PM
Its_SONIC

Post: 2228

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: PHILLY

i thought HIV positive was a good thing. smile
October 6, 2010 @ 04:52 PM
snake?Snake?!SANKE!

Post: 1892

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx

I used to think Stone Colds name was pronounced Stone Cold Stee Boston

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

October 8, 2010 @ 01:59 PM
gnar

Post: 1545

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Vegas

The United States was always right.
October 8, 2010 @ 05:01 PM
BOMAYE

Post: 388

Join Date: Jan 2009

I used to believe baby's came out of a womans butt.
October 8, 2010 @ 06:05 PM
dead7

Post: 13351

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: The Valley of Killa...

i thought it was whats on the inside that counted
October 8, 2010 @ 06:41 PM
5tein

Post: 1102

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Milwaukee, WI

I was on some shit, always thought that when you changed the tv channel at your house, everyone elses tv channel would turn to what you're watching. x]

GIRLS DM ME if you want that PUSSY SUCKED BY LIL B - Lil B

October 8, 2010 @ 07:04 PM
shhh

Post: 240

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: SL 510

- That if I drank Gatorade I would start sweating colors.
- That a boner is actually a bone.
- That my dad was black (just a really tan Asian haha).
- That I could do some crazyass shit on a skateboard easy. (fuck you Rocket Power).
October 8, 2010 @ 07:22 PM
northwest

Post: 4034

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

i lol'd so hard.


I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.


unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
October 8, 2010 @ 07:28 PM
northwest

Post: 4034

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Seattle, WA

I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.


lmao
October 11, 2010 @ 03:15 PM
eidaow

Post: 1145

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: canada

I used to believe baby's came out of a womans butt.

this. LOL

~ h a n s u m ~

October 11, 2010 @ 03:35 PM
VADO-U.N.

Post: 3248

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Harlem, Uptown where...



anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. So he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
October 16, 2010 @ 12:56 AM
Denny Crane

Post: 1914

Join Date: May 2006

My older brother once told me that walking in the rain will keep you drier than if you run through it. I don't know how I believed that.
October 16, 2010 @ 01:07 AM

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i lol'd so hard.


I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.


unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
October 16, 2010 @ 10:55 AM
m4nky.

Post: 83

Join Date: Dec 2008

did anyone elses parents do "the list"... as a lil kid u know id be asking for like everything for my birthday, so every time i said i wanted something theyd go "well put it on the list"...there was no list
October 16, 2010 @ 11:04 AM
C.Dante

Post: 4366

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: NNNNJJJJJ

i used to think i culd go super saiyan id ber in my room screamin and shit
August 17, 2011 @ 01:35 PM
BKBROWN

Post: 2495

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: SD \\ CHI

i lol'd so hard.


I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.


unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this

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August 17, 2011 @ 01:47 PM
trevxv3

Post: 1825

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

I was convinced that the ATM gave away free money
I thought BEVmo was just a unique beverage store
I thought all mexicans were inherently dumb #innocence
I thought Harry Potter was non-fiction and convinced myself I was gunna get that letter on my birthday
I legit thought cooties was a real disease that had to be diagnosed and shit
I thought that everyone's parents were supposed to be seperated
I thought a climax was just a boner, and that peeing standing up was impossible

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

August 17, 2011 @ 01:48 PM
murklur

Post: 852

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Bay Area, CA

i used to believe that everyone else were robots and that i was the only living soul on earth
August 17, 2011 @ 01:52 PM
流行のダチ

suspended

Post: 783

Join Date: Aug 2010

Lol @ Infamous
August 17, 2011 @ 01:53 PM
ReZ

Post: 3245

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: 510

that mexicans enjoyed pruning gardens

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