Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

Oct 03, 2010 @ 16:23
my mom told me not to eat while laying down cause it would turn me into a crocodile. luls

also i thought life back in the 50's and stuff was actually in black n white.
Oct 03, 2010 @ 17:49
I used to think paradise was an actual place, like its own country or something.
Oct 06, 2010 @ 04:22
my mom told me the more i picked my nose the bigger my nose would get.

i knew it wasnt true a few years later when my nose was NOT the size of a football field.
Oct 06, 2010 @ 11:48
I used to think "pimp" meant gay. I don't know why. In like 2nd grade my friend and I used to call this kid a pimp because he acted girly. We didn't know what gay was or the word faggot but we knew he was different and that's the word we chose to call him. Later I heard Snoop Dogg call himself a pimp and I was like "he can't be a pimp. he's cool."
Oct 06, 2010 @ 14:35
Lol i thought cars could predict where you were gonna turn cause of the signals
Oct 06, 2010 @ 15:23
Since i have a pellet stove, i used to beleive Santa clause came in thru my front door.
Oct 06, 2010 @ 15:46
all cops are ur friends and that abrahamn lincoln set the slaves free and columbus discovered americatongueface
Oct 06, 2010 @ 15:53
Lol i thought cars could predict where you were gonna turn cause of the signals


lol i used to think this too
Oct 06, 2010 @ 15:54
When I was reaaally young I used to think sex was a new invention. I'm not sure how I thought babies came about.
Oct 06, 2010 @ 16:37
i thought HIV positive was a good thing. blushing
Oct 06, 2010 @ 16:52
I used to think Stone Colds name was pronounced Stone Cold Stee Boston

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

Oct 08, 2010 @ 13:59
The United States was always right.
Oct 08, 2010 @ 17:01
I used to believe baby's came out of a womans butt.
Oct 08, 2010 @ 18:05
i thought it was whats on the inside that counted
Oct 08, 2010 @ 18:41
I was on some shit, always thought that when you changed the tv channel at your house, everyone elses tv channel would turn to what you're watching. x]

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Oct 08, 2010 @ 19:04
- That if I drank Gatorade I would start sweating colors.
- That a boner is actually a bone.
- That my dad was black (just a really tan Asian haha).
- That I could do some crazyass shit on a skateboard easy. (fuck you Rocket Power).
Oct 08, 2010 @ 19:22
i lol'd so hard.


I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.


unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
Oct 08, 2010 @ 19:28
I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.


lmao
Oct 11, 2010 @ 15:15
I used to believe baby's came out of a womans butt.

this. LOL

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Oct 11, 2010 @ 15:35


anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. So he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
Oct 16, 2010 @ 00:56
My older brother once told me that walking in the rain will keep you drier than if you run through it. I don't know how I believed that.

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Oct 16, 2010 @ 01:07
i lol'd so hard.


I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.


unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
Oct 16, 2010 @ 10:55
did anyone elses parents do "the list"... as a lil kid u know id be asking for like everything for my birthday, so every time i said i wanted something theyd go "well put it on the list"...there was no list
Oct 16, 2010 @ 11:04
i used to think i culd go super saiyan id ber in my room screamin and shit
Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:35
i lol'd so hard.


I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.


unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this

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Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:47
I was convinced that the ATM gave away free money
I thought BEVmo was just a unique beverage store
I thought all mexicans were inherently dumb #innocence
I thought Harry Potter was non-fiction and convinced myself I was gunna get that letter on my birthday
I legit thought cooties was a real disease that had to be diagnosed and shit
I thought that everyone's parents were supposed to be seperated
I thought a climax was just a boner, and that peeing standing up was impossible

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Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:48
i used to believe that everyone else were robots and that i was the only living soul on earth
Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:52
Lol @ Infamous
Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:53
that mexicans enjoyed pruning gardens
Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:53
god and santa
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