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Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

November 21, 2009 @ 11:25 AM
++Phil

Post: 964

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: CA all day

Shes gonna look good when she grew up so I might as well start something now so she can suck my dick when shes older
November 21, 2009 @ 11:25 AM
++Phil

Post: 964

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: CA all day

Bitch is hideous now, I cant get rid of her.
November 21, 2009 @ 12:02 PM
drew!

Post: 174

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Philadelphia

thought you were a perv if you went with a girl that was a grade lower than you.
November 21, 2009 @ 12:15 PM
Junksen

Post: 628

Join Date: Oct 2009

fuckin' fruit gushers.



i almost shit my pants every time i saw these lol

i also used to shit my pants nightly after mars attacks

i used to be extremely intrigued by the way your skin felt under your lips when you pucker your lips.
November 21, 2009 @ 12:34 PM
kweetofu

Post: 34

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Cerritos, CA

tooth fairy. free money!
November 21, 2009 @ 01:03 PM
drew!

Post: 174

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Philadelphia

i still to this day believe that i saw the easter bunny when i was like 6. dude was like 6 feet tall, and i watched him plant all the eggs for the hunt.
November 21, 2009 @ 01:07 PM
iheartvisvim

Post: 127

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Nowhere Land.

when i was three, i used to talk to the little green alligator on my lacoste polo....
October 3, 2010 @ 11:23 AM
GENERAL DISARRAY

Post: 670

Join Date: Apr 2010

I thought when you pressed the buttons on street corners to cross the street it turned cars off so you could walk.

am I the only one who thought BACK-GROUND was BACK-ROUND?! I thought this for the longest time.

fuckk, i actually believed that like Mary Poppins, that i could fly with an umbrella..

and then i used to try to 'skidoo' into the tv whenever Blue's Clues was on.sad



LOLOLLOL and bump cause this shit is funny &)
October 3, 2010 @ 11:32 AM
vsxx

Post: 171

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Planet Express

When i was younger, i always thought people who died in movies actually died. Like they hired people who just wanted to die to play the role.

sad
October 3, 2010 @ 11:34 AM
fuckboii™

Post: 1890

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Phx

I thought when you ate Gushers, your head would really turn into a fruit flavored snack and explode. sad


And I used to think if I fell asleep with gum in my mouth, it would get caught in my hair and I would have to cut it all off.

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

October 3, 2010 @ 11:38 AM
nico

Post: 328

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: SEA / SD

at every intersection, I thought there was a dude somewhere just playing around with buttons and working the traffic lights razz
October 3, 2010 @ 11:47 AM
im_hungry

Post: 473

Join Date: Jan 2010

That girls peed out of their ass.

That I would never die.

People are born out of bellybuttons.
October 3, 2010 @ 11:51 AM
faust

Post: 4737

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: ny bang bang skeet s...

I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.


lmao
October 3, 2010 @ 11:54 AM
DStyles

Post: 9218

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

God

Last.fm - DStyles23 Xbox Live GT: DStyles23

October 3, 2010 @ 11:55 AM
KoreanJesus

Post: 1441

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: $NYC$

Mal Ojo
October 3, 2010 @ 12:06 PM
BIRTH

Post: 912

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Hell

fuckk, i actually believed that like Mary Poppins, that i could fly with an umbrella..

and then i used to try to 'skidoo' into the tv whenever Blue's Clues was on.sad

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October 3, 2010 @ 12:13 PM
tRick

Post: 1108

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: O'er Yonder

two that have been said but
it was a very long time before i ate a gushers fruit snack for the first time for fear that the fruit-head transformation couldnt be reversed

and that when songs were on the radio, you could turn on bet or mtv and the video would be playing
October 3, 2010 @ 12:21 PM
Zack Morris

Post: 68

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: H O U S T O N

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lulz
October 3, 2010 @ 12:59 PM
Dental Plan

Post: 1538

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: La Dolce Vita

god

santa claus

tooth fairy
October 3, 2010 @ 01:01 PM
young idiot

Post: 6150

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: London

up until not that long ago, i thought cotton and wool were the same thing, and that denim was completely unrelated to cotton. i also thought paraplegics couldn't have sex.
October 3, 2010 @ 01:34 PM
BKBROWN

Post: 2495

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: SD \\ CHI

That girls peed out of their ass.



lol same

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October 3, 2010 @ 02:01 PM
3 Stripes

Post: 1185

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: ILL



tooth fairy


thisss lol.. teeth into money all day
October 3, 2010 @ 02:22 PM
toekneekey

Post: 68

Join Date: Sep 2009

used to think santa claus would never visit my house because I never had a chimney
October 3, 2010 @ 02:27 PM
glennboy

Post: 1935

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Colorado

i could actually reach the end of a rainbow and find dat gold son

then i could finally get my gold links

Live Life // Get Mo Money

October 3, 2010 @ 02:41 PM
Astro.

Post: 199

Join Date: Jul 2010

when i was three, i used to talk to the little green alligator on my lacoste polo....


lol...


i used to believe wresting was real. am i the only one who knew someone that said chocalate milk came from brown cows
October 3, 2010 @ 03:31 PM
brannen

Post: 1625

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Canoga Park, CA

Before I moved to the U.S. from the Philippines when I was 5, I thought the U.S. was a different planet or some shit.
October 3, 2010 @ 03:38 PM
Tommy Boy

Post: 986

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Chi

i always thought the washington redskins were from the state of washington.. this year i found out theyre from washington dc
October 3, 2010 @ 03:44 PM
BKBROWN

Post: 2495

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: SD \\ CHI

used to think santa claus would never visit my house because I never had a chimney


sad

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October 3, 2010 @ 04:07 PM
stickie

Post: 250

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Bay

at every intersection, I thought there was a dude somewhere just playing around with buttons and working the traffic lights razz


lol oh yea, i thought there was a guy that changed the lights too....

i used to think if u stepped on the mat in front of an automatic sliding door it would open.
i was told dragonflys flew into your ear and ate your brain, so every time i saw one i would cover my ears and duck.
October 3, 2010 @ 04:12 PM
Freddie Benson

Post: 2714

Join Date: Jul 2007

^i was told beetles fly through your stomach and eat your insides i dodged the shit outta them for years

anal del rey http://yellow-stuff.com

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